• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• When I awoke, I was alone, and screaming
• When I was very young, I knew that the world was made of honey.
• This was when I knew my childhood was over
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• When she was bad
• When I Was a Lad
• When Frederic Was a Little Lad
• I was raised on red pepper and blood I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• It's really very silly, I was thinking, they are all acting so weird
• So I was drinking with the son of Man the other night, and...
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• the country was so nice we bombed it twice
• Stoned music memories
• When I was five
• When the Space Shuttle Columbia was destroyed on re-entry, I felt a deep sorrow that Cowboy Bebop was now implausible
• People wouldn't fall in love so often if it were more clearly marked
• and I feel so proud when the Reckoning arrives
• When H.A.R.L.I.E. Was One
• It was daylight when you looked up from your ditch
• And when she came back she was nobody's wife
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• It was free, so I took it.
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
• Enya Sucks So Much More When It's 4:00am at Wal-Mart
• so my crowd was Catholic, Protestant, atheist, confused, and white
• Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
• man when you are telling me how it was
• When I Was a Babe
• I tiptoe back into myself so I can run from what I was
• A poem I wrote when I was 5
• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• Her hair, tangled
• I was so cool, that first afternoon
• She was so tall, and I was so in love
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• Waiting until dusk, when it was safe
• I was doing so well.
• When we was fat ( ... or, Lord Gym)
• Once when I got like this I thought I was building a boat
• God was creepier than I expected so I took it out on the little people
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• When I was ten years old
• His ex-wife was so frigid, her clitoris was only the tip of the iceberg.
• Where were you when Kennedy was shot?
• When I Was One-and-Twenty
• So I was cold chillin on the corner on a hot summer's day
• Well, I was tired of being 24 anyway, so there
• She was so pleased to learn that she was right
• What I wrote when I was missing David
• When I Was a Boy
• When I was young
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• The smiles you smiled when you thought no one was looking
• When I was five years old, I knew I was going to die
• How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
• When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
• when you asked what I was writing, this is what it was
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• When again between cities was comfortable and right
• When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
• And when she turned into a man, we were so proud
• I wonder when I learned to smile when I was being hurt
• November 4, 1995
• So there I was, naked and hiding, facing the dissertation committee from the Isle of Lesbos
• When I was Fair and Young
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• When daddy was the handsome prince
• So I turned round and there was an inflatable man sat at the table
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• I didn't know such things when I was young
• When touch was simple
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• When I was 9
• Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• Why it seems you get good ideas when you're stoned
• When I was your age
• back when our blood was still warm
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• Oh, when I was in love with you
• collecting on old debts from when mom was a loan shark
• She was so quiet that nobody heard her
• When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
• When I Was Cruel
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• someday, when she will think back upon the time when she was as yet undishonored
• I wish when I closed a book I could set it on the shelf and know it was really over
• So bashful when I spied her
• The night was alive, and so was I
• When did everyone get so attractive?
• There was a time when I was a better person
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• A lap dance is so much better when the stripper is crying
• I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
• Climbing cherry trees when I was younger
• Do you remember when Everything was small?
• Who shouted with glee when the colour blue was born?
• She moved so easily all I could think of was sunlight
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• he listened so well, he was still curious.
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
• The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
• He is so heavy when he whispers
• When we kiss I can hear your thoughts, so I would rather we didn't
• Back when grunge was still cool
• When I was young Time had no wings
• When Desire Was a Virtue
• I don't remember what her name was so let's call her Doris
• and when you woke up, your goldfish bowl was empty?
• When I Was A Baby
• When I look around, I see so much pain that mirrors my own
• When I was a kid, I wanted to get tuberculosis
• When I Was Born for the 7th Time
• Around nine PM my heart was breaking so I went to bed early to listen to it happen.
• Never Had It So Good
• So my dreams are more than real
• i assume it is considered odd to be so fond of someone based on text alone
• & So the Pendulum Swings
• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• Stoned Alter Ego (user)
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• This product was tested on cute, furry animals with big, sad eyes
• I was promised flying cars
• Finding the origin of a Hotmail message
• I was sure it was her
• Where Once Life Was
• I could do without it, if I knew what it was
• She was very beautiful. Y'know?
• Gnocchi was my undoing
• The day I found out I was a guy
• I was afraid of getting caught
• I married him because he was not mean
• Johnny was a parachuter
• Was the Black Death really just Anthrax?
• I was Christian for a day
• War is only fun on screen
• How Gudrun cast herself into the Sea, but was brought ashore again
• Bullet Proof...I Wish I Was
• I was a teenage Bukowski
• It was fall, and fall does strange things to us all
• Springsteen Was A Pirate
• It was crippled, it was heart-felt. The latter invariably trumps the former
• I felt I was part of something, like a voice in a crowd or an island in a sea
• I'm sorry, I didn't realize God was on campus today
• every noder was once a normal human
• everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
• When having sex in ancient Rome
• When life gives you lemons
• When you can't talk about what your sexual needs are
• Scientist hits head on curb joke
• When I'm long dead, the bee will win
• When all you want is help, and all you receive is pain
• I want to be a pirate when I grow up
• When we were liars things were seamless
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• When Night's Black Mantle could Most Darkness Prove
• I remember, back in the day, when the Other Users list never exceeded 19
• When we shed our earthly skin
• When Father Rode the Goat
• The things I spend my money on didn't exist when my parents were younger
• When Good King Arthur Ruled This Land
• How to get drunk when in Norway
• When you are alone you are the cat you are the phone you are an animal
• Whereas a Naked White Man, when I met one, always appear'd a new Object unto me
• When It Falls
• What happens when a Frank Perdue dies
• Too many people say nothing when they mean "I love you"
• You know when you've been Jesuited
• When first my way to fair I took
• Days when art is too much to bear
• When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
• When I see you, I remember what we shared, and what you left behind.

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