• He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
• The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
• She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
• How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
• Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
• For one thing, he was sure his granny would never have used smack.
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
• At least he was gentle
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• It was 1992. He smiled.
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• She grew a little older, while he was telling her
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• More than he was willing to give
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
• Tom, He was a Piper's Son
• he listened so well, he was still curious.
• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• Long and lean, he was a sex machine, and he schooled every girl in town
• I married him because he was not mean
• She was coming out as he was going in.
• Shaymus is older than I thought he was
• The Trial: Andrew Johnson was not guilty of the crimes for which he was impeached.
• He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
• He Was a Crook
• Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
• All he left her was alone
• He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
• "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
• I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
• People wouldn't fall in love so often if it were more clearly marked
• My way of showing love was consumption
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• I was in a blindfold taste test once...
• I was alive again
• Einstein Was A Vegetarian
• I was a free man once, in Saigon
• I was Chris to him
• The sparkle of this angled blossoming was invading the Earth, and Vug said, "It's spring!" I kissed him.
• When she was bad
• It was just a crush
• This was not my going away party
• She was a Surrealist Woman, She was like a Figure in a Dream
• Alice's body art was unique
• ale z was dziwki (user)
• If love was a circus, you'd be a clown
• And I asked myself about the present: how wide it was, how deep it was, how much was mine to keep?
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• The artifact was completely impenetrable to all forms of matter except living human flesh
• Your husband was a great man
• Jesus was not a reactionary reformer, learn your history bud!
• The cult leader poured himself a drink and started on about his plans, and I wondered how the priest was getting on
• Nero was an angler in the lake of darkness
• 'T was
• Just how perfect was Jesus?
• Calvin Coolidge was the 30th President
• There was a rose that faded young
• Jerry Was a Race Car Driver
• Death was a part of me then, too.
• no aru taka wa tsume o kakusu
• The Tale of a Youth who set out to learn what Fear was
• If I was a woman I'd be a feminist too
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter III
• I worked at summer camp, and all I got was this lousy case of gangrene
• The train that came to me in the dream was already a dead train
• The Sun Was Slumbering in the West
• the lake was on fire that summer
• Was the Black Death really just Anthrax?
• Johnny Clueless was there, with his Simulated Wood-Grain
• This is the time. The time was now. And now is then. This was the time.
• I Was an Atheist in a Foxhole
• Now that was a scary ending
• The emotion on her face was always the one that she was feeling in her heart
• We find tonight what was hidden beneath our hearts
• because his heart was heavy, closing, like a tired eyelid
• In a dream I had, I was on an island in the middle of the ocean.
• It was crippled, it was heart-felt. The latter invariably trumps the former
• You had to pretend success was fucked
• I Fell Out of School, and All I Found Was This Necklace
• i think it was (user)
• all i ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
• Here lies one whose name was writ in water
• Nobody cares if it was originally a nodeshell
• What was the question?
• In the Beginning was the Command Line
• I was sure it was her
• Where Once Life Was
• Even the moon was wrong
• In the end it was always a stranger's hand
• Here were the words I was waiting for, without the part I wanted
• It was not death, for I stood up
• piano outside in the snow. and she was spinning
• Olympia, Washington
• Food was purer in the good old days
• Yesterday was Dramatic, Today is OK
• The night your father was stabbed in the back room of a convenience store. No mercy.
• Creative Nomad Jukebox Zen
• How was the play, Missus Lincoln?
• Everything was screaming: the sea, the sky, my heart.
• The House on the Island Where She Was Born
• I was tired. It was late. She was Russian.
• The hall was littered with broken dreams and shattered concrete
• This was the shinest golden dollar I would ever see in my life and I was not about to tarnish it.
• In the Beginning was Rock n Roll
• That week with her was like drinking bubbles
• I did not miss what my body did not remember, until it was reminded
• When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
• what I thought was going to be a turtleneck turned out to be a dickey
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• No important data was harmed by the ILOVEYOU worm
• Lando was supposed to die
• Jesus was a black man
• I once dreamt that I was a c++ program
• It was the least I could do
• This was when I knew my childhood was over
• I don't think I was rude to her, just cold and curt
• I spent one year in love and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt.
• Napster was like the lamp with the wrong pricetag
• I was relieved to find my services no longer required
• It all burned up in the fire there was nothing left
• Your smile was embarrassed. Your fingers were dew-covered. I am still smiling.
• Japanese alphabet
• You hit the nail on the head and the nail was directly above my heart
• When I was five years old, I knew I was going to die
• I had to call my father this evening and tell him I was dying.
• It was a Dork and Starmly Night
• I think I was a pterodactyl and you were the tiniest rodent
• the country was so nice we bombed it twice
• To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring - it was peace.
• I was put on hold for time to gnaw me raw.
• The barrier between monsters and nonmonsters was exploded and everything was possible again
• that pain was something I needed, and probably did to myself
• It was men who made breasts into a secret.
• Morning was like an ex-wife's bruises
• Music was better in the old days
• Where were you when Kennedy was shot?
• I wonder when I learned to smile when I was being hurt
• Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
• Jesus was Mexican
• Seriously, though, who the hell did I think I was going to become?
• deru kugi wa utareru
• No one was ever fired for buying IBM
• It was a dangerous, stupid infraction and I deserve the ticket
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter IV
• The Dog It Was That Died
• How Kissing Was Discovered
• I went to Atlanta and all I got was this lousy pile of junk
• If I was beautiful, I'd know it
• Hiroshima & Nagasaki: Was it justified?
• The demon was just under three feet tall
• Jesus I was evil
• Jesus was a Gay Black Hippie Jew
• Not what was said
• I was raised on red pepper and blood I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• there was at that moment no one more rightful dead than that unknown and faceless man
• What was once well planned in a mad girls mind, and is now quickly becoming a last minute nodermeet
• This is the story of how I was killed in Peru
• The dynasty made people die in nasty ways. This mess was necessary and they're not sorry.
• Jesus was a Gay Black Hippie Jew (song only) (recording)
• UK's response to 'Extroadinary Rendition': SIS knew US was torturing suspects.
• An infallible way to discern whether a decade, in pop culture terms, was win or fail

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