• He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• All he wants to be is a 6-pack and a hot ass
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
• The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
• She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
• Which was what we wanted
• How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
• Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
• For one thing, he was sure his granny would never have used smack.
• God can do what he wants
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
• I wanted to see how many times he wouldn't ask.
• I was Dan for fifteen minutes and I never want to be Dan again
• At least he was gentle
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• It was 1992. He smiled.
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• She grew a little older, while he was telling her
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• When I was a kid, I wanted to get tuberculosis
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• More than he was willing to give
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
• Tom, He was a Piper's Son
• he listened so well, he was still curious.
• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• How Eulenspiegel announced he wanted to fly
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• Long and lean, he was a sex machine, and he schooled every girl in town
• Here were the words I was waiting for, without the part I wanted
• I married him because he was not mean
• She was coming out as he was going in.
• All I wanted was a Pepsi
• Shaymus is older than I thought he was
• The Trial: Andrew Johnson was not guilty of the crimes for which he was impeached.
• He who wants to fight will find a club
• He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
• He Was a Crook
• His love was enormous; it cleared rooms that desperately wanted to be full.
• 'Get married soon,' he says. 'I want an excuse. I want to know you'.
• Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• He loved her so much, he wanted to do her autopsy
• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
• All he left her was alone
• He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
• I didn't want to know where I was conceived
• "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• He didn't want to be Gary anymore
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
• she was just the dry smell of gasoline
• that was quick (user)
• Last time I checked, Buddha was not just some lameass winamp skin for Jesus
• All you ever did was let it happen
• I'm starting to think I was a waste of a perfectly good placenta
• When I Was a Babe
• Why, Martha, for the longest time there was no railway station in Slough!
• what I really want
• I don't want to fall so easily
• I want my MTV
• I want to create a mystery like that
• Why I want to have children
• Your website makes me want to remove my brain with a rusty spoon
• I want to send it through the mail.
• Things I want my child to know
• Because I want to. Because I'm good at it.
• The Bad Girl's Guide to Getting What You Want
• So, you want to be a philosopher
• Girl U Want
• Need for Speed Most Wanted
• I Just Want To See The Boy Happy
• i want to be a dj
• I want you to know who I am beyond my name
• I didn't want to know that
• we want our film to be beautiful, not realistic
• Wanted: one bandage, heart-sized
• yeah, I know you wanted it to be about fucking
• He never returned
• Yi he quan
• He who smelt it, dealt it
• H.E. Roscoe
• He Who Is Death
• HES 5 Game Multi-cart
• He dreamt the sky bled greyblue and poetry
• He is honest and forthright with strangers. He reserves his lies for his family
• Whom the gods wish to destroy, they first make mad
• and he thinks he (user)
• I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
• He probably builds trebuchets still: Satan needs to modernize, like totally!
• Descartes was wrong
• The day I realized what being alive was
• There was a young lady of Riga
• That Was Then, This is Now
• Before I was consciously thinking of him, my body was
• Christ Was Born on Christmas Day
• I'm wishing Jesus was here again
• After a six-month diet of blues and greys I was back to white. I was an empty plate.
• Gizmo was insane
• For a few more precious seconds, the body I was born with was still in one piece
• She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.
• 'T Was Such a Little, Little Boat
• If I were a genetic engineer
• Odysseus was not lying
• The dot-com fallout: Was hype to blame?
• The sound was starting to get stuck in my head like "It's a Small World"
• I was so cool, that first afternoon
• I tiptoe back into myself so I can run from what I was
• I was the liar; here is the truth
• It was the tree that gave him away.
• I said I was sorry. Then she looked at me.
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• As It Was Made, It Shall Remain
• In the end, it was a Good Thing that I rushed Pierre.
• Because, perhaps she was cold
• It doesn't matter whether Hitler was an Atheist or a Christian
• Was Nietzsche a Fascist?
• Petey Piper was a viper
• Wa'n't
• Closer (I want to love you like a pikachu)
• What I really want to do is direct
• So you want to wear a Trench Coat?
• Want to be a werewolf
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• Everything You Ever Wanted to Know about Silence
• Who wants a Yo! MTV Raps Trading Card from the FUNKY FRESH holliman?
• The Girls Want to Go to a Nightclub
• Wanted: Arch-Villain for Spider-Man. Those not dressed in green and purple need not apply.
• I didn't read it but I want to get into the author's pants
• I want this (user)
• I wanted to show you something, but the verb sucked
• Wanted
• What do you want to be when you grow up?
• I want to be woken by you climbing through my window
• No matter how wise an old sheep, he can't teach a fish how to polevault
• He not busy being born is busy dying
• "Takeoff?" he said. "Can we handle that much torque?"
• He ain't no movie star
• he had a dream
• He stood, and heard the steeple
• I killed him today, he who does not exist
• He smiles but it's not real.
• Loving Jesus for the life he lived
• Was (Not Was)
• It was a dark and stormy night
• It wasn't like I was sleeping anyway
• Concrete, Washington
• I once was a clueless young noder
• Now it was personal
• I was not sleeping anymore
• amidst the tangled material of what was
• Which God was cooler, the one from the Old Testament or the one from the New Testament?
• Wondered what the point of all of that was
• I was the center of gravity of Chicago for one beautiful Saturday
• Saki wa imasen
• I was addicted to parents
• She was so pleased to learn that she was right
• Looks like 1984 was only n years off
• This Dust Was Once the Man
• Battle Ground, Washington
• Barnum was right
• Aunt Peg
• back when our blood was still warm
• No one learned anything, because there was nothing to learn.
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.

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