Findings:

• I was me before being me was cool.
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• Before you, there was me
• She was an intellectual prostitute, seducing me with profound truisms
• This node was made for you and me
• I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• I Was Lost and You Found Me
• Would you tell me if it was true?
• Just standing there, wearing my boxers, in my driveway. I was watching the stormfront. You were watching me.
• I was a homeless bum
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• She was watching me and I didn’t know it.
• The cactus that told me my mom was asleep
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• The train that came to me in the dream was already a dead train
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• Death was a part of me then, too.
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• There was no one waiting for me...
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
• You kissed me. It was sweet and timid.
• I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
• I was put on hold for time to gnaw me raw.
• Why I politely asked the contemporary lit major I was dating to stop writing me love letters
• What I would do If I knew what was good for me
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• Cybersex before it was cool
• I Hear it was Charged Against Me
• I said I was sorry. Then she looked at me.
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Okay, okay, I confess! It was me! I broke the internet!
• man when you are telling me how it was
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
• Well, I was tired of being 24 anyway, so there
• Cool! Now hand me the sandwich Luke.
• What did people use as incidental music before Moby was invented?
• Tell me a story about being really alive
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• Advice my father gave me before I left for college
• Fruit cut from the vine, forgot and left to rot, long before it was time
• I wonder when I learned to smile when I was being hurt
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• Before Me
• We must get there before dark, follow me
• I remember books being like air and food and water to me
• Before the World was Made
• Before Time Was
• There was a time before
• Before inertia, there was impetus
• I was so cool, that first afternoon
• But beauteous fields lie just before me
• A virtuous woman was a manly woman, in the womanly fashion of being manly
• The land of our fathers, stolen before we knew it was our own
• The day I realized what being alive was
• I wish you could have met me before I became food
• It was better before they came
• Forgive me for being afraid of the world
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• little pieces of her tragically poetic attempts at being loved that she was startlingly aware of, today
• tell me a story about really being undead
• Did you once stand before me without shame?
• Wake Me Up Before You Go Go
• the river was cool. I wiped off every dangerous, sacred drop.
• Before I was consciously thinking of him, my body was
• Did you think of me before you knew me?
• being a kid was great
• Anybody who gets married before the age of 25 scares me a little
• Back when grunge was still cool
• I did not miss what my body did not remember, until it was reminded
• You'll Find Me
• I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
• and with that, the final word was written
• This is going to hurt me more than it is going to hurt you
• Finding air where matter once was
• Shoo Fly Don't Bother Me
• Bitch! I told you to stop callin me! (user)
• Adore me
• I'm not in love, set me free
• Talk to me
• She told me I'd make a good Satan
• Feed Me Weird Things
• Squirrels are trying to tell me something
• Don't you dare nurture me!
• Is it me or are there more bisexuals these days?
• I'd like to thank God for allowing me
• Mr. T and Me
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• What Do I Do With Me
• Screw the Roses, Send Me the Thorns
• No Rack Can Torture Me
• Tell me again why it is that I love
• My heart is a still and my blood is whiskey. Take a shot of me beneath the moon.
• If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
• It Hurts Me Too
• How Daniel explained it to me
• She loves me, she loves me not
• Loves me like a bottle
• Please let me wake up and find myself found
• It's me (user)
• O Come and Mourn with Me Awhile
• Liver, come back to me
• Why is this lying bastard lying to me?
• sky loves me (user)
• She handed me my first sharpened pencil.
• c me not (user)
• The way you look at me gives me butterflies
• I am hoping for a hell deep enough to hold me. I am hoping for no way out.
• Bitch set me up!
• Everybody with a functioning mind agrees with me; this is the definition of a functioning mind
• thats me (user)
• simply me (user)
• She said she loved me. The knife came down.
• STOP MUTING ME (user)
• Me And Jesus The Pimp In A '79 Granada Last Night
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• u'll never know me (user)
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• You eat toffee on toast. You kiss me every morning. I love you.
• She asked me to stop dreaming of death
• What school debating society taught me about politics
• that's where she lost me as I began imagining my family amongst blood-dripped hedges
• Here lies one whose name was writ in water
• Was I nearly as anti-consumerism as I had initially thought?
• Removed from humanity, I realized I was just another distraction
• Is And Is Not As It Was
• I didn't want to know where I was conceived
• I was one of those girls
• Xanax was, indeed, fun.
• In the end it was always a stranger's hand
• Here were the words I was waiting for, without the part I wanted
• The first time I saw him was I emit tsal ehT
• When again between cities was comfortable and right
• Truth was in that mountain
• It was the way your
• Hayane hayaoki wa sanmon no toku
• Don Was
• So Sue Me
• This is the time. The time was now. And now is then. This was the time.
• Drink Me
• I Was an Atheist in a Foxhole
• Big Me
• Now that was a scary ending
• Bingu wa Mutharika
• Eating in the morning makes me sick
• the Abayudaya sang, no one was hungry and herds of buffalo roamed the plains
• Her self image was not the force field she imagined it to be
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• it doesn't matter who I was, all that matters is who I am
• If memory serves me right
• That Thursday the Universe was curved in the morning and was flat again by afternoon
• Tandem impetravi ut egomet me corrumperem
• When I was 9
• offend me
• Could you be any more of a poseur? 'Changes' was a best-of!
• Let me fall until I believe, you're more than the leaves
• that pain was something I needed, and probably did to myself
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• Give me assembly language, or give me death!
• I thought you loved me
• collecting on old debts from when mom was a loan shark
• Call Me Persephone
• The meatless burgers my mother invented specifically for me

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