• I was expecting it to hurt like a fuck
• because his heart was heavy, closing, like a tired eyelid
• She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
• I feel like I'm being watched
• Why are human beings so much more difficult to housetrain than dogs?
• A virtuous woman was a manly woman, in the womanly fashion of being manly
• It wasn't like I was sleeping anyway
• The day I realized what being alive was
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• Jesus was a reactionary reformer, just like Martin Luther in later years.
• the bleak spark crackling and cursing above it like a small malignant spirit set to dog its tracks
• I felt I was part of something, like a voice in a crowd or an island in a sea
• The sound was starting to get stuck in my head like "It's a Small World"
• "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
• Morning was like an ex-wife's bruises
• Being Asian is rather like having large breasts
• I can think of worse things than to die like a dog
• The Dog It Was That Died
• a voice like pebbles being shoved through a harmonica
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• Ways to Prevent Dog Bites
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• little pieces of her tragically poetic attempts at being loved that she was startlingly aware of, today
• Like most of my dreams, that one was licensed for commercial use
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• With him it was always like
• Man Bites Dog
• being a kid was great
• She was like a candle in the wind: unreliable
• Dog bite
• Napster was like the lamp with the wrong pricetag
• When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
• Two of them. Hovering there like bloated gas giants in the heavens. Good God, it was beautiful.
• Well, I was tired of being 24 anyway, so there
• Why I stopped being a vegetarian and ate meat like a real red-blooded American MAN
• tree bites dog
• If I was beautiful like you
• Bark Like A Dog
• Like a dog standing on its hind legs, begging for attention.
• Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
• Don't misunderstand this one, it was like palm against palm through a window
• Looks like 1984 was only n years off
• What seemed like tenderness was really weakness
• What if architecture was like web design?
• I was raised on red pepper and blood I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• Dog bites man, film at eleven
• I wonder when I learned to smile when I was being hurt
• I was me before being me was cool.
• For a lawyer she was surprisingly like a child. Sometimes.
• Man bites dog - that's news
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
• Boys Are Like Dogs: Keep 'Em on a Leash
• She was a Surrealist Woman, She was like a Figure in a Dream
• I was trying to show him my insides, you know. I like to share.
• That week with her was like drinking bubbles
• I remember books being like air and food and water to me
• Once when I got like this I thought I was building a boat
• a lot like the appeal of being electrocuted
• Shimmer over bridges like the river was a dream
• Your radical ideas about this being like David Foster Wallace have already occurred to others.
• To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring - it was peace.
• Green into yellow into orange, like leaves
• It's like that
• I like hearing you talk. It doesn't matter if I don't understand.
• Your words are delicious and enticing, and I would save them all like love letters
• You grabbed my hand, and we fell into it. Like a daydream. Or a fever.
• What engineering textbooks should be like
• Nothing suceeds like success
• It's like Lance in space
• like you put stars in the hole in my head
• War is hell but men like it
• We gonna party like it's 1999 (e2poll)
• Why I Still Like God
• If all you have is a hydrogen bomb, everything looks like the moon
• like porcelain cuts
• Does this smell like nerve gas to you?
• Would you like to see my gingerbread house, Gretel?
• Like fuck, said the duck
• There is none like unto Him
• "inside" and "outside" mean the same thing in a place like this
• Push as hard as you like. Time is unstoppable.
• This is nothing like anything at all.
• Marinated flank steak
• Steak and Kidney Pudding
• Was (Not Was)
• That was a joke, son.
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• So I turned round and there was an inflatable man sat at the table
• Jerry Was a Race Car Driver
• Shaymus is older than I thought he was
• RIT was supposed to be built in New Mexico
• Your angel stayed long after everything else was gone
• Being and Nothingness
• Same as it Ever Was
• Being for the Benefit of Mr. Kite
• What the hell was she thinking?
• Jewel not being mean for a minute
• I was the center of gravity of Chicago for one beautiful Saturday
• Being the outsider at a party
• When I was five
• Is being domesticated an evolutionary advantage?
• The Sun Was Slumbering in the West
• How to transcend animal instinct and become a superior being
• the lake was on fire that summer
• the perfect being
• An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
• Guide to being emo
• The sky above the port was the color of television, tuned to a dead channel
• Record of a Living Being
• Judi Bari
• Above the crowd, up to where being small is an advantage.
• Barnum was right
• Being dead puts everything in perspective
• Aunt Peg
• Being Right
• Freud was wrong. Freud is dead. That is all.
• Bite the dust
• the dead had risen, and there was nobody to pump gas
• Girls Who Bite Back
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• The Bonzo Dog Band
• Papa Was a Rodeo
• The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog
• I never even went to Las Vegas, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt
• Noises made by dogs in different languages
• it was true then
• Ghost Dog and the ice cream man
• Was Gandhi a racist?
• going to the dogs
• My Singing was Stolen by Whispers to a False Friend
• a small brown dog (user)
• kay dog (user)
• Petey Piper was a viper
• Every Dog Has Its Day
• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• Hot Dog Men
• Children and Dogs
• Old Dog (user)
• Ren and Stimpy Fire Dogs
• my dog (user)
• The Catford Dogs
• The Dog Whisperer
• You'd think a cookie killed his dog
• pack of dogs
• Their dreams were scrawny stray dogs
• Given Circumstance
• Beat like a redheaded stepchild
• What is it like to have a crush on someone?
• Girlfriends who like to molest your nipples
• Sweating like a whore in church
• Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned
• Why I like mp3s
• Reasons I like pornography
• Like 'a Day
• Like a Hard Rain
• like perfume
• A Smart Kid Like You
• This isn't what it looks like
• Everything on the Real World like lab rats on Pez
• Drinking is like daring the universe to kick my ass
• Pretty like fire
• Body modification is like stereo equipment
• Asking people what music they like is rarely useful
• I am going to rewrite you so that I can still like people.
• Go like the clappers
• Alone, Like a Window Washer at the 50th Story
• They dropped like flakes, they dropped like stars
• The future like another country, and a ticket in my hand
• Feels Like Home
• I'd like some dreams too
• Everybody likes flowers
• don't go to bed without knowing what your enemies taste like.
• some summers they drop like flies
• I feel like i'm getting weaker, while Charlie's growing stronger in the jungle
• Packt like sardines in a crush tin box
• stuff white people like
• run like an animal wild and free
• like obsidian, like onyx

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