• She moved so easily all I could think of was sunlight
• Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
• I was so cool, that first afternoon
• His ex-wife was so frigid, her clitoris was only the tip of the iceberg.
• It was the least I could do
• It was a pauper's laugh. It was what I could afford.
• She was so quiet that nobody heard her
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• You could be so delicious
• I never thought a picture could cause so much pain
• Why it is so hard to be yourself
• So funny you will piss yourself laughing
• I don't remember what her name was so let's call her Doris
• So I hired an axe murderer: A quick look at reference checking
• On three separate occasions, I gave up my life so others could live
• So there I was, naked and hiding, facing the dissertation committee from the Isle of Lesbos
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• Just as it could not imprison itself with laws, impoverish itself with money or misguide itself with leaders, so it would not misrepresent itself with signs.
• So I was cold chillin on the corner on a hot summer's day
• Oh, that it were so simple. That I could just utter those words.
• I was thinking I could clean up for Christmas
• Good help is so hard to find
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• So I hired an axe murderer: A strikethrough-ridden look at reference checking
• he listened so well, he was still curious.
• So she could feel as if she had danced
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• So I was drinking with the son of Man the other night, and...
• So I turned round and there was an inflatable man sat at the table
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• It's so hard to be unfashionable
• The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
• She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.
• got to be good looking cause he's so hard to see
• She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
• I am someone and I wish so much I could help you
• It's really very silly, I was thinking, they are all acting so weird
• She was so tall, and I was so in love
• You thought the silent treatment was as cold as it could get
• Could you be any more of a poseur? 'Changes' was a best-of!
• I was put on hold for time to gnaw me raw.
• She was so pleased to learn that she was right
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• It was all I could do not to cry
• Over and over it would rain so that we could not dig the body up
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• you laugh and then you cry but you're still laughing but you miss her so damn much
• I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
• People wouldn't fall in love so often if it were more clearly marked
• so my crowd was Catholic, Protestant, atheist, confused, and white
• the country was so nice we bombed it twice
• So I Married an Axe Murderer
• It's so easy to say you cried yourself to sleep. It's so hard to do.
• The endless blue sky is not big enough to hold her memories, so it doesn't
• The night was alive, and so was I
• I was raised on red pepper and blood I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• It was free, so I took it.
• I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• I wish when I closed a book I could set it on the shelf and know it was really over
• Well, I was tired of being 24 anyway, so there
• You make it so hard to hate
• I was doing so well.
• She axed me, so I jus' toad 'er
• I could do without it, if I knew what it was
• If my heart was a computer, that night reformatted my hard drive
• Each one was the scene where you hold your breath
• Around nine PM my heart was breaking so I went to bed early to listen to it happen.
• I tiptoe back into myself so I can run from what I was
• God was creepier than I expected so I took it out on the little people
• In the darkness, where we could barely see
• And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
• The house went one way, I ran another, and I could SWEAR I heard the old bat laughing through the walls
• When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
• And so it goes
• So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past
• Oooh it's so good!
• So you think you're on a roll?
• Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
• This song is meant to be played so loudly it liquefies your thoughts as you drive at night through abandoned neon dinosaur bones
• So bashful when I spied her
• Oh this world can hurt so many
• How soft your fields so green can whisper tales of gore
• Useless weapons in science fiction movies
• So sick my follicles are crying out in pain
• Say It Ain't So
• Huddled shoulders and bent backs, like so many shadows
• Seriously, I can't speak French, so can we just skip to the love-making part?
• They Were Wrong, So We Drowned
• why drunk trampolining is so fun
• His socks do not have a smell, which is so courteous.
• Insects do so much the rest of the world never notices.
• Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging.
• I was expecting it to hurt like a fuck
• When I was your age
• Cybersex before it was cool
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• If I were watched alone, I'd be considered insane
• Na of Wa
• I was a Difficult Child
• Suicide Was A Good Choice
• She was very beautiful. Y'know?
• Gnocchi was my undoing
• The day I found out I was a guy
• I was a father for a few days
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
• The Blood Was Everywhere
• It was all whirlwind, heat, and flash
• Jesus I was evil
• Jesus was a Gay Black Hippie Jew
• Every molecule in my body was once part of a star
• Bingu wa Mutharika
• It was 1992. He smiled.
• I was once young and had a home
• Oh, when I was in love with you
• Magneto Was Right
• My hacked iPhone was better
• I am no longer the foolish young man I once was
• When I Was A Baby
• Mister Chu was reading
• axes
• 30 St Mary Axe
• Barely about running
• Prolific? Maybe. It could just be the mania.
• Screaming Bullet of Compact Imported Death, or: How I Found Out My Mazda Protege Could Go 130mph
• I could take this in doses large enough to kill
• Astro City #5
• It Could Happen to You
• Her face could make the ocean ache
• If I could, I'd title this "Freedom"
• She could be a businesswoman
• Could an animal learn to program?
• Linux is too hard to install
• Hard disk vibrations and how you can stop them
• Hard Rock Cafe
• hard interview questions
• hard pack
• Die Hard with a Vengeance
• Hard like fucking stone
• sissies live a hard life
• It hard to forget you now that my parents are okay with talking about you.
• Tokusan holds his bowl
• She Who Holds the Sky
• The Corners Hold No Magic
• Laughing Rose
• You're So Vain
• So that's what they call it nowadays?
• Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
• randir
• Your vote doesn't matter anyway, so you might as well vote 3rd party
• How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
• So is this, like, artistic or slutty?
• So rare you can still hear it moo
• She is so beautiful, I gave up Nihilism for her
• Thursday is so far away
• So easily betrayed by gauze sleeves
• She didn't wave goodbye so much as slightly raise her hand
• lunchtime doubly so (user)
• On what it is like to be so crazy you can't sleep
• Pretty Girl On A Not So Empty Dance Floor
• thoughts and ideas ought to be convoluted, because the things and people that they represent are equally so
• Why was Cthulhu blue?
• This was unexpected, my soul's connection to you
• Dawn was a lucky time to give birth
• if music was a woman you would have a mistress
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• Tomorrow I was
• My first and last attempt at a one night stand was raided by the police
• This was when I knew my childhood was over
• The Day Earth Was Born
• That man was a sock puppet on the hand of God.
• Where's the kaboom?
• The first time I knew I was different
• Don't misunderstand this one, it was like palm against palm through a window
• This was my childhood
• It was a Mary Tyler Moore moment
• You kissed me. It was sweet and timid.
• There was a man and a woman
• As an Atheist, I sometimes wish I were Jewish
• The beginning was the end
• It was the tree that gave him away.
• I said I was sorry. Then she looked at me.
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• Baby I Was Lonely (user)
• Galatea was a bookish girl

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