• Everyone is just trying to be farther meta
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• Sympathy for the Mongols & How The Rise of the West was just sheer Dumb Luck
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• Just standing there, wearing my boxers, in my driveway. I was watching the stormfront. You were watching me.
• The Let's Just Be Friends Shack
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
• Could you be any more of a poseur? 'Changes' was a best-of!
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• Trying to be weird is not enough
• If God was willing to let it be
• Beautiful things should be left alone lest they become just another thing that we should throw away.
• Wouldn't it be much easier if you just agreed with me?
• I just want to be a drummer
• Just how perfect was Jesus?
• Just to see what it would be like
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• When you know things are just not meant to be
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• not as funny as it used to be
• I Just Want You To Be Happy
• Then the walls started to bleed again and I just KNEW I'd be the one cleaning it up.
• just because it was an accident doesn't mean it'll come back to life
• Be different, just like everyone else
• "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
• This wasn't how it was supposed to be
• I was trying to show him my insides, you know. I like to share.
• His love was enormous; it cleared rooms that desperately wanted to be full.
• How To Be Funny
• Where's the kaboom?
• Can't we all just be friends?
• Last time I checked, Buddha was not just some lameass winamp skin for Jesus
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• Boy, I was sure lucky to be born into the one true faith!
• It will never be just you
• none of us are actually breathing, we are just trying to breathe
• Trying desperately to be cool
• He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
• we can all just be around other people
• there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• lost, or trying to be
• If I was a woman I'd be a feminist too
• I was Dan for fifteen minutes and I never want to be Dan again
• Just Be
• Removed from humanity, I realized I was just another distraction
• So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
• If I were watched alone, I'd be considered insane
• Trying to be friends
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• Was the Black Death really just Anthrax?
• Let's just be friends
• I always sound Irish when I'm trying to be charming
• (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
• I'm not doing it just to be weird
• this was supposed to be a parable about the power of the imagination
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• Trying to catch one clear promise out of the jittery confused language the night was whispering
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever?
• Just be home in time for supper
• It was just a crush
• Be a model or just look like one
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
• trying to complete some archaic sub-quest, only to be drawn into some stupid battle every five steps
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• She was too beautiful to be human
• I don't think I was rude to her, just cold and curt
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Some particles just shouldn't be accelerated
• Her self image was not the force field she imagined it to be
• trying to be a feminist
• How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
• If love was a circus, you'd be a clown
• To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring - it was peace.
• I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
• if you take it too seriously i really will be just talking to myself
• Trying to use tab completion in funny places
• How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
• Just eat a sucking candy, you'll be fine
• don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• hodgepodge was just a one-night stand, apparently
• I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
• The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
• I was just a supporting character in your fairy tale
• That's just my opinion, I could be wrong
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• you just might be evil
• How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
• If this was an Olympic Sport, I'd be world champion
• it was just as if she held her breath for 82 years
• Prolific? Maybe. It could just be the mania.
• RIT was supposed to be built in New Mexico
• what I thought was going to be a turtleneck turned out to be a dickey
• The demon was just under three feet tall
• I just want to be friends
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• Be Yourself, said the buxom blonde. Just Like Everyone Else
• she was just the dry smell of gasoline
• Jesus was a reactionary reformer, just like Martin Luther in later years.
• All we need is just to be
• Maybe That's Just As It Should Be
• So you want to be an air traffic controller
• The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
• Will I be allowed back in the building?
• i want to be a dj
• bes (user)
• Smile! It's good to be irritating once in a while
• "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
• I like to be reminded this city survives because of these machines.
• It's hard to be a gangster.
• as X as I Need to Be
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• Funny Macintosh Errors
• A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum
• funny oh God
• Just because it happened to you
• Comics are not just for children
• I just wanted to destroy something beautiful
• Could you spare some change or maybe just a smile?
• Just a Closer Walk with Thee
• With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine
• I knew before I met you just how we would end
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• Don't Just Ride Off into the Sunset
• The world's smallest violin playing just for you
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• Why don't you just find a nice person and settle down?
• Just a spoonfull of sugar makes the medicine go down
• No one will ever love Adam for his honesty. It's just not there
• The fire wagons kept coming, the snipers just wouldn't let 'em put it out
• Just browsing (user)
• She just appeared out of nowhere
• I would've suggested just shooting Cupid down, but Faust would’ve objected, so we stuck with the net
• Lonely, trying to fill herself with the concert
• I was going to marry Marty
• So I was cold chillin on the corner on a hot summer's day
• i wonder if that was meant to console
• How was the Bible canonized?
• I was a Difficult Child
• You will be assimilated
• The distance between two atoms was the distance between 6 months ago and today
• Who Wants to be a Millionaire?
• To a girl who thought she was moving away
• How to disappear completely and never be found
• I Was Looking at the Ceiling And Then I Saw the Sky
• Information cannot be owned
• There was a land where lived no violets
• If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
• Willie was a chemist
• Claiming to be a lesbian
• I don't remember what her name was so let's call her Doris
• Jack Be Nimble
• If I was beautiful, I'd know it
• We shall be nothing a hundred years hence
• The state that almost was
• Don Was
• Working in a library is never as much fun as you think it might be.
• I was the worst lay you ever had
• Moments such as these are superfluous to my life; nevertheless, they deserve to be remembered.
• I Was an Atheist in a Foxhole
• How to be a jerk and piss off your SO
• The Girl Was a Guy
• I was raised on red pepper and blood I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• God was creepier than I expected so I took it out on the little people
• I don't want to be alone
• What was once well planned in a mad girls mind, and is now quickly becoming a last minute nodermeet
• Now this is the way the Internet is supposed to be!
• This is the story of how I was killed in Peru
• If you tolerate this your children will be next
• I wish I was in New Orleans
• To be this good will take Sega ages
• This node was made for you and me

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