• The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
• so my crowd was Catholic, Protestant, atheist, confused, and white
• Just So Stories
• just so
• it was just as if she held her breath for 82 years
• he listened so well, he was still curious.
• So I turned round and there was an inflatable man sat at the table
• So there I was, naked and hiding, facing the dissertation committee from the Isle of Lesbos
• Was the Black Death really just Anthrax?
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• hodgepodge was just a one-night stand, apparently
• By the way, she has a penis; just so you know.
• Oh, that it were so simple. That I could just utter those words.
• she was just the dry smell of gasoline
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• I was just a supporting character in your fairy tale
• So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
• It's so crazy it just might work
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• So I was drinking with the son of Man the other night, and...
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• She was so pleased to learn that she was right
• It was just a crush
• People wouldn't fall in love so often if it were more clearly marked
• If you're so good at this sport, why are you just an announcer?
• It's really very silly, I was thinking, they are all acting so weird
• I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
• Just as it could not imprison itself with laws, impoverish itself with money or misguide itself with leaders, so it would not misrepresent itself with signs.
• She was so tall, and I was so in love
• Her hair, tangled
• Well, I was tired of being 24 anyway, so there
• Just how perfect was Jesus?
• Men suck, right? Men are just plain clueless, isn't that so?
• I would've suggested just shooting Cupid down, but Faust would’ve objected, so we stuck with the net
• The demon was just under three feet tall
• I'm so sorry. I just couldn't not.
• I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
• the country was so nice we bombed it twice
• Removed from humanity, I realized I was just another distraction
• The night was alive, and so was I
• I was raised on red pepper and blood I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• I don't think I was rude to her, just cold and curt
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Sympathy for the Mongols & How The Rise of the West was just sheer Dumb Luck
• just because it was an accident doesn't mean it'll come back to life
• Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
• all of them just coming over here and so on
• Last time I checked, Buddha was not just some lameass winamp skin for Jesus
• It was free, so I took it.
• Just standing there, wearing my boxers, in my driveway. I was watching the stormfront. You were watching me.
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• They're working on a six year drought (just so you know)
• Jesus was a reactionary reformer, just like Martin Luther in later years.
• Around nine PM my heart was breaking so I went to bed early to listen to it happen.
• Seriously, I can't speak French, so can we just skip to the love-making part?
• I don't remember what her name was so let's call her Doris
• I was doing so well.
• Things are looking up, so I'll just stand here and wait for a satellite to fall on my head
• It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
• So I was cold chillin on the corner on a hot summer's day
• I tiptoe back into myself so I can run from what I was
• God was creepier than I expected so I took it out on the little people
• His ex-wife was so frigid, her clitoris was only the tip of the iceberg.
• (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• She was so quiet that nobody heard her
• This silence, it hurts me, just so you know
• Trying to catch one clear promise out of the jittery confused language the night was whispering
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• She moved so easily all I could think of was sunlight
• I was so cool, that first afternoon
• If I was a woman I'd be a feminist too
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter III
• I was a prisoner in a Mexican whorehouse
• When I was five
• Adam really was the first man
• What if architecture was like web design?
• I tried to arrange my life in paragraphs, unaware that I was a haiku
• Jesus was a liberal
• Battle Ground, Washington
• Barnum was right
• And Every One Was a Henry: A Magnificent Maryland Renaissance Oktoberfest E2 Throwdown!
• Freud was wrong. Freud is dead. That is all.
• Existentialism is that girlfriend who cheated on you. Postmodernism is who she was with.
• Before you, there was me
• This is a node that was solely created to fill the PQ criteria. Klaproth Ahoy!
• It was crippled, it was heart-felt. The latter invariably trumps the former
• I felt I was part of something, like a voice in a crowd or an island in a sea
• She was the cutest necromancer I ever did see
• She was too beautiful to be human
• The day I was showering with two black men
• I washed dishes with the Chinese FBI then was an extra in a cursed movie
• Phrased and Confused
• Girls who want to fuck, just to fuck
• Just try to avoid the wracking temptation to eat raw cookie dough
• Your beliefs are your concern, just please don't let them creep into our secular argument
• just breathe
• No fire, just madness
• Rape committed by women
• Dis Yourself in '89 (Just Do It)
• Honest, Chief, it just came off in me 'and
• Clearly I am just too stupid to take the SAT II's
• Just suppose
• Just (user)
• Sadness is just a crack in my life that I fall into, sometimes
• It's not a sermon, just a thought
• All words are meant poetically. Else we'd all just point and possibly grunt.
• She's not the snake, I am. She's just the apple.
• Just Following Orders: a Legal Opinion on Torture Memos
• it's all just symbol manipulation
• Just a Scoop
• I don't want to fall so easily
• If "cult" religions are so good at mind control, why are their attrition rates so high?
• The bullets inside are very hot. Why do I feel so cold?
• you're so poetic tonight
• Fingers slide together and, I am so alive
• You're so funny I think I'll kick your ass
• So you want to quit Everything2
• Why I love Pascal so much
• O blush not so! O blush not so!
• There's nowt so queer as folk
• So I soloed the airplane
• I give you corn. So much corn do I give.
• Archived E2 FAQ: How come the site goes down so much? (document)
• I am so an American
• I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
• so pretentious I can't even breathe
• the seven hills of Rome
• It wasn't like I was sleeping anyway
• Concrete, Washington
• There was this one great night at Alice's house,
• Shaymus is older than I thought he was
• no aru taka wa tsume o kakusu
• No one was ever fired for buying IBM
• When I Was a Lad
• Here were the words I was waiting for, without the part I wanted
• Like most of my dreams, that one was licensed for commercial use
• In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
• Hayane hayaoki wa sanmon no toku
• Of the Birth of Volsung, the Son of Rerir, who was the Son of Sigi
• He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
• The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
• Each one was the scene where you hold your breath
• Django Reinhardt was dead already
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• Her self image was not the force field she imagined it to be
• The sloe was lost in flower
• more sure of all I thought was true
• No one older than twenty-five was stupid enough to take a job here.
• I did not miss what my body did not remember, until it was reminded
• It was the right thing to do.
• A Confused Profusion of Media and Viewpoints that is Disparaging but Alludes to Sex
• We're all doing just fine
• Sometimes it's not political correctness, just respect and caring for others
• economics is just a tool
• I just deleted all my porn
• Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
• Just drive, man! Drive!
• Thinking of doing something is sometimes just as bad as actually doing it
• Just War Doctrine
• He needed to repeat some well-used mantra of love just one more time
• Just Empty Every Pocket
• That's just my broken parts coming through the surface
• Just go ahead
• just real (user)
• if they forget me, I just might disappear
• Just because she's nice to you doesn't mean she wants to fuck you
• I have just been shot
• Don't Just Assume That Someone Is Straight.
• Just Like Snow
• A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
• SOS

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