Findings:

• she was just the dry smell of gasoline
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• I was just a supporting character in your fairy tale
• hodgepodge was just a one-night stand, apparently
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• It was just a crush
• The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
• there was a time when you couldn't just learn things instantly
• Just standing there, wearing my boxers, in my driveway. I was watching the stormfront. You were watching me.
• The demon was just under three feet tall
• Jesus was a reactionary reformer, just like Martin Luther in later years.
• Just how perfect was Jesus?
• Sympathy for the Mongols & How The Rise of the West was just sheer Dumb Luck
• just because it was an accident doesn't mean it'll come back to life
• Removed from humanity, I realized I was just another distraction
• Last time I checked, Buddha was not just some lameass winamp skin for Jesus
• I don't think I was rude to her, just cold and curt
• just kidding
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
• it was just as if she held her breath for 82 years
• Was the Black Death really just Anthrax?
• I was in a commercial once
• Walther WA 2000
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter VIII
• "It was wrong to do this," said the angel
• Electronically, I was questioned by a mallard of flame…
• I went to Atlanta and all I got was this lousy pile of junk
• Michael was special
• Once when I got like this I thought I was building a boat
• This Dust Was Once the Man
• I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• I Was Kaiser Bill's Batman
• I Thought My Father Was God
• John 3:16 was said to one man, at night
• If love was a circus, you'd be a clown
• I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
• In the end it did not matter. The ocean was still there.
• Galatea was a bookish girl
• Unfortunately, there was no applause
• All you ever did was let it happen
• The Trial: Andrew Johnson was not guilty of the crimes for which he was impeached.
• and with that, the final word was written
• Finding air where matter once was
• Just the facts, ma'am
• we just can't give 'em away!
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• I just called to say your brother fucks like a mink
• I just work here
• I just spent $175.00 on black silk underwear
• Just the Way You Are
• the coffee is just water dressed in brown
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• That's just my opinion, I could be wrong
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• Casual sex: it's not just for 'sinners' anymore
• Just when scratch pads couldn't get any better... (document)
• Oh, that it were so simple. That I could just utter those words.
• A proctor is more than just a reader
• just a nice guy (user)
• Just Like Mom
• just desserts
• Just Be
• Just another day
• Just before never waking
• Depression is a good thing
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• I was searching glass
• I was promised flying cars
• Finding the origin of a Hotmail message
• Do you remember when Everything was small?
• It was all I could do not to cry
• And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
• Was it ever there?
• Der Mensch ist, was er ißt
• wagahai wa neko de aru
• Shiawase wa Tsumi no Nioi
• When daddy was the handsome prince
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• One big happy random assortment of truckstop trinkets
• Running a BBS
• He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• Every molecule in my body was once part of a star
• The land of our fathers, stolen before we knew it was our own
• God was creepier than I expected so I took it out on the little people
• because his heart was heavy, closing, like a tired eyelid
• With him it was always like
• the horrible gift was really quite right
• he listened so well, he was still curious.
• Because, perhaps she was cold
• It doesn't matter whether Hitler was an Atheist or a Christian
• If I Was To Go...
• she was waylaid by an octopus
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• You just cut that guy off
• Let's just turn our children into burbling idiots
• just a night
• Realizing just as the drunken brawl gets going that this time, *you* are the asshole
• Atheism is just as illogical as believing in God
• It's just a folded piece of paper till you let it fly
• Everything you just read is bullshit
• Just world hypothesis
• I just realized that I will not live to see the invention of time machines
• We Just Disagree
• Just to see where the bullets come from
• The publisher is just the middleman
• I just wanna rock and never stop
• Gills just barely wet
• You find that your life is just the mascara on your pillow
• Just me#1 (user)
• Then the walls started to bleed again and I just KNEW I'd be the one cleaning it up.
• there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
• wa
• Trompe
• The world was designed for giant squid
• The Story of the Envious Man and of Him Who Was Envied
• The train station was fucking freezing and
• People wouldn't fall in love so often if it were more clearly marked
• This Was Your Life
• My first and last attempt at a one night stand was raided by the police
• Hitler Was A Vegetarian
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• Why was my writeup nuked?
• was (user)
• When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
• The German textbook that was written by Morrissey
• I Was Lost and You Found Me
• It was a pauper's laugh. It was what I could afford.
• When I Was Cruel
• One hour there was sunlight
• Was There a Time
• His love was enormous; it cleared rooms that desperately wanted to be full.
• Cain was the first technologist
• I was tired. It was late. She was Russian.
• Two of them. Hovering there like bloated gas giants in the heavens. Good God, it was beautiful.
• It's really very silly, I was thinking, they are all acting so weird
• little pieces of her tragically poetic attempts at being loved that she was startlingly aware of, today
• For one thing, he was sure his granny would never have used smack.
• the signal was killed
• She was free
• I wish when I closed a book I could set it on the shelf and know it was really over
• Azza Wa Jal
• This is no joke; I always thought it was a company that made trench coats.
• Just Do It
• Kids aren't cute; they just do stupid things
• Punk's not dead, it just isn't feeling well
• Could you spare some change or maybe just a smile?
• Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
• History is not just for the past, but for the future
• Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
• This is just to node
• There are some things you just should NOT buy the generic brand of
• Now and just this moment, as is, in the present. Yes.
• Just Another Night at the Frat House
• Just another moment lost in eternity
• Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
• Rage, rage at the dying of just another day
• Let's get just one thing straight
• I refuse to panic just because she's happy.
• just because you've forgotten doesn't mean that you're forgiven
• I'm just sayin'
• landed just a little south of Moline
• Things you can tell just by looking at him
• I just follow the sun around
• just a small holy moment to hold onto
• Dead in California just feels like lonely somewhere else.
• I was once a victim of Catholic schooling
• God was created in man's image
• How was your trip to London, Dan?
• Last time I was in Chicago I broke my ass

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