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• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• I Dropped Out of School, and All I Got Was This Necklace
• There was a time when I was a better person
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• I set my sister up with her husband, and all I got was this great dress and a trip to Hawaii
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• When I was a kid, I wanted to get tuberculosis
• When I was young
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• The smiles you smiled when you thought no one was looking
• Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
• someday, when she will think back upon the time when she was as yet undishonored
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• How to get drunk when in Norway
• I spent one year in love and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt.
• I was my mom for a while
• When you're born with duckweed in your hair, it never washes out
• When I was ten years old
• It was daylight when you looked up from your ditch
• When I awoke, I was alone, and screaming
• When Desire Was a Virtue
• This was when I knew my childhood was over
• Oh, when I was in love with you
• If you want somebody's heart, catch it when they pour it out
• The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
• Do you remember when Everything was small?
• When I Was a Lad
• When again between cities was comfortable and right
• When daddy was the handsome prince
• When Frederic Was a Little Lad
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• Trying to catch one clear promise out of the jittery confused language the night was whispering
• This is what happens, son, when you let your wife's green lung get out of hand
• When I was five years old, I knew I was going to die
• The Tale of a Youth who set out to learn what Fear was
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• I Fell Out of School, and All I Found Was This Necklace
• The day I found out I was a guy
• When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
• When I Was Cruel
• and when you woke up, your goldfish bowl was empty?
• Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
• When all the stars go out at night
• Walking out of other people's prisons
• A poem I wrote when I was 5
• I never ventured in the woods and got drunk and slept
• I got married on E2, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt and a husband
• Why women suddenly come out of the woodwork when a man gets married
• When you blow out like a dead star
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• Where were you when Kennedy was shot?
• Waiting until dusk, when it was safe
• I got kicked out of a focus group
• The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• When I was 9
• I worked at summer camp, and all I got was this lousy case of gangrene
• Nobody Knows You when You're Down and Out
• When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• When my inside selves just jump out with wings of fire
• I wonder when I learned to smile when I was being hurt
• When touch was simple
• I was Christian and all I got was this lousy painting
• The cactus that told me my mom was asleep
• when in doubt run it out
• What I wrote when I was missing David
• When I was your age
• I was very, very drunk
• When H.A.R.L.I.E. Was One
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• I went to Atlanta and all I got was this lousy pile of junk
• When in doubt, throw it out
• When I Was Born for the 7th Time
• Things men want when they're drunk
• God was creepier than I expected so I took it out on the little people
• when scalding water starts spraying out of your shower's hot water knob
• When I Was a Boy
• When I was Fair and Young
• In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
• What to do when a roommate moves out
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• Finding the origin of a Hotmail message
• When I Was One-and-Twenty
• When she was bad
• Mixed drinks you come up with when you're drunk
• Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
• When we was fat ( ... or, Lord Gym)
• back when our blood was still warm
• How to flip a coin when you haven't got one
• when you asked what I was writing, this is what it was
• When you're little, mom and dad are superheroes
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• When I was young Time had no wings
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• And when she came back she was nobody's wife
• November 4, 1995
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• I turned Quizro into a Quiet Riot CD, and all I got was this jar of lemon-flavoured pickles.
• I never even went to Las Vegas, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt
• I wanna see it when you find out what comets, stars and moons are all about
• Climbing cherry trees when I was younger
• Back when grunge was still cool
• Who shouted with glee when the colour blue was born?
• When the Space Shuttle Columbia was destroyed on re-entry, I felt a deep sorrow that Cowboy Bebop was now implausible
• She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
• I fried myself in The Finnish E2 Get-Together, and all I got was a hippie song stuck in my head
• The whole world changed when Paul got shuffled over to the bass
• When over 95% of its people endure unspeakable torture daily, Planet Earth is officially known as a prison
• I didn't know such things when I was young
• When I was five
• Once when I got like this I thought I was building a boat
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• When you are drunk, all you can see is light
• When my ten year old niece found out about masturbation
• man when you are telling me how it was
• swilling champagne like it's going out of fashion
• I am not one of the millions that went in. I am one of the few that came out.
• How I decided not to stare out of a smoky haze of phony melancholy
• I used to fuck people like you in prison
• Folsom State Prison
• The Walrus was Paul
• 'T was
• The world was designed for giant squid
• I was aghast, yet intrigued
• That Was The Week That Was
• If this was an Olympic Sport, I'd be world champion
• I was born this way
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• I came, I saw and was undone
• The sky was green today
• Jack Was Every Inch a Sailor
• Shimmer over bridges like the river was a dream
• The German textbook that was written by Morrissey
• I Was Lost and You Found Me
• The dot-com fallout: Was hype to blame?
• You kissed me. It was sweet and timid.
• Nu Wa
• There Once Was a Farmer
• Django Reinhardt was dead already
• My man was shot for his sheep coat
• a dream was faintly clinging to my fingertips. accidentally i brushed my lips, poisoning myself.
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• You had to pretend success was fucked
• There Was No Leak
• It doesn't matter whether Hitler was an Atheist or a Christian
• When silence reads tension
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• For when you and your shiftless friends get something to eat
• When You Are Old
• When I get like this
• When you're home alone
• When I Grow Up
• I'll explain it when you're older
• Useful phrases when visiting Thailand
• dry drunk
• When you're finished struggling... are you free tonight?
• Drunk and in charge of a bicycle
• Sucking at The Sims
• some drunk magic
• What will happen to me, when you die?
• I Ain't Got No Home In This World Any More
• What not to do when seeing apartments
• I got a good degree and can't remember any of it!
• She is stupidly keeping herself a secret, when I know she has sparkly things to show me
• I've Got the World on a String
• When mind blindness strikes your child, where do you go?
• How Quetzalcoatl Got His Groove Back
• audio editing
• I got the cancer
• When is a monkey's orgasm more than just fun and games?
• When I grow up (I want to be an old woman)
• When the ocean fell
• Noders By The Lake 2: I've Got This Nodermeet, and Its Fucking Golden (node_forward)
• Southern Funerary Rites: Things to Do In Dixie When You're Dead
• Aw, Mom, ya know I'm not like other guys; I'm nervous and my socks are too loose
• His face when she fell
• bored mom (user)
• When e2 takes a break, take a break from e2
• When the roof is caving in and the walls are crumbling and you sit back and realize it's beautiful
• When Walls Become Tables
• Turn On, Tune In, Drop Out
• When Will You Die for the Last Time in My Dreams?
• Dykes To Watch Out For

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