• Little plaques that say "So-And-So Was Born Here"
• For a few more precious seconds, the body I was born with was still in one piece
• I was born this way
• "I was born this way" as justification for gay rights harms the gay and lesbian community
• When I Was Born for the 7th Time
• Was I born to play?
• Who shouted with glee when the colour blue was born?
• Christ Was Born on Christmas Day
• I Think I was Born in the wrong Hemisphere
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• The House on the Island Where She Was Born
• Boy, I was sure lucky to be born into the one true faith!
• Born with the gift of laughter, and a sense that the world was mad
• The Day Earth Was Born
• I Was Born Yesterday
• A Ghost is Born
• my only pin-up was Pelé
• Back when grunge was still cool
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• i wonder if that was meant to console
• How was the Bible canonized?
• I was a Difficult Child
• I was in a commercial once
• Walther WA 2000
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter VIII
• There was a land where lived no violets
• Last year was always better
• I don't remember what her name was so let's call her Doris
• the lake was on fire that summer
• Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
• There Was a Child Went Forth
• Battle Ground, Washington
• was hael
• I Was Kaiser Bill's Batman
• I Thought My Father Was God
• I was a teenage Overlord
• I think I was a pterodactyl and you were the tiniest rodent
• And I asked myself about the present: how wide it was, how deep it was, how much was mine to keep?
• Baby I Was Lonely (user)
• I was adored once too
• The trail of its demise was visible from the surf.
• That week with her was like drinking bubbles
• Just standing there, wearing my boxers, in my driveway. I was watching the stormfront. You were watching me.
• The real horror was not what had been redacted, but the reasons why.
• Just Born, Inc.
• Born Again Pagan
• Born Into Brothels
• The Walrus was Paul
• If Dr. Seuss Was A Tech Writer
• Upon my indulgence, I was dissatisfied
• There was a time when I was a better person
• The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
• If this was an Olympic Sport, I'd be world champion
• My first and last attempt at a one night stand was raided by the police
• And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
• Was it ever there?
• That Was The Year That Was
• She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.
• There once was a girl named Irene
• I fried myself in The Finnish E2 Get-Together, and all I got was a hippie song stuck in my head
• I was known as the counselor of the naked cabin
• Her innocence fell. She kicked at it some, frowned, and left it there because it was beautiful.
• She always was all tea and oranges that came all the way from China
• Duvall, Washington
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• Every molecule in my body was once part of a star
• His ex-wife was so frigid, her clitoris was only the tip of the iceberg.
• The Day the World was about to End
• What was once well planned in a mad girls mind, and is now quickly becoming a last minute nodermeet
• Springsteen Was A Pirate
• and his sweat was as it were great drops of blood falling down to the ground
• he listened so well, he was still curious.
• The barrier between monsters and nonmonsters was exploded and everything was possible again
• Jesus was a reactionary reformer, just like Martin Luther in later years.
• Why, Martha, for the longest time there was no railway station in Slough!
• Born again Christian
• Born of Frustration
• Born Addicted (user)
• babies being born without brains
• It was not a weather balloon at Roswell
• Man was created in God's image
• Was Jesus resurrected as the Easter Bunny?
• The Princess who was Hidden Underground
• Why Socrates was really executed
• Was this the face that launched a thousand ships
• There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
• I was unplanned
• Hitler Was A Vegetarian
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• I was the center of gravity of Chicago for one beautiful Saturday
• Saki wa imasen
• A long time ago, under the shady tree in my yard, I was dead
• It all burned up in the fire there was nothing left
• The skyline was beautiful on fire
• She grew a little older, while he was telling her
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• At that time I was taken up with alchemy
• Was There a Time
• His love was enormous; it cleared rooms that desperately wanted to be full.
• The room was hot
• I choose to believe what I was programmed to believe!
• The hall was littered with broken dreams and shattered concrete
• it doesn't matter who I was, all that matters is who I am
• Magneto Was Right
• For one thing, he was sure his granny would never have used smack.
• Renee was a princess
• i think it was (user)
• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• Born to fuck
• Born Sunday devotional
• Born of broken dreams
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• This product was tested on cute, furry animals with big, sad eyes
• Oxygen was the world's first pollutant
• I woke up and was an instant scribbling fiend. crazy, my poor feverish brain
• Na of Wa
• It was all I could do not to cry
• I was a witch in a past life
• How my Father was excommunicated from the LDS Church
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter IX
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• Willie was a chemist
• You thought the silent treatment was as cold as it could get
• If I was beautiful, I'd know it
• An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
• I was hoping for catastrophic failure
• I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• I was a College Jeopardy! champion, Part 2
• The rest was not perfected
• There never was a body that gave the undertaker a tip
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• the country was so nice we bombed it twice
• In the end it did not matter. The ocean was still there.
• Galatea was a bookish girl
• Last time I checked, Buddha was not just some lameass winamp skin for Jesus
• The space at that moment was a million ways freaky with invisible communication.
• I did not miss what my body did not remember, until it was reminded
• Subhanahu wa ta'ala
• Why do computer geeks feel they were born in the wrong time?
• American Born Chinese
• born baby blue, tonight she is burning red
• wa
• Trompe
• The world was designed for giant squid
• I was aghast, yet intrigued
• I was never any good at maths at school
• The real reason pi was never calculated to a high precision in ancient times
• This Was Your Life
• Since Adam was a boy
• Where there was fire I brought the gasoline
• My very first mentor was a heroin junkie
• The sky was green today
• I was a teenage telephone solicitor
• 'T Was Such a Little, Little Boat
• If God was willing to let it be
• Food was purer in the good old days
• Jesus was a revolutionary
• The Man Who Was Thursday
• He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
• So there I was, naked and hiding, facing the dissertation committee from the Isle of Lesbos
• Charles Bridgeman
• I was shot through the heart, and you were to blame.
• I Thought I Was A Child
• I was watching through the window, you were going through the dances.
• In a dream I had, I was on an island in the middle of the ocean.
• the horrible gift was really quite right
• the river was cool. I wiped off every dangerous, sacred drop.
• I am that person I was watching
• Was Gandhi a racist?
• Jesus was not a reactionary reformer, learn your history bud!
• so my crowd was Catholic, Protestant, atheist, confused, and white
• What is Heraclides had never been born?
• I was once a victim of Catholic schooling
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• Why I didn't get my driver's license until I was 18
• Imagine if your microwave was intelligent
• The highlight of my night was two guys kissing
• RIT was built sideways
• Your angel stayed long after everything else was gone

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