• Boy, I was sure lucky to be born into the one true faith!
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• She was too beautiful to be human
• The Day Earth Was Born
• If love was a circus, you'd be a clown
• Her self image was not the force field she imagined it to be
• I Was Born Yesterday
• "I was born this way" as justification for gay rights harms the gay and lesbian community
• To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring - it was peace.
• Little plaques that say "So-And-So Was Born Here"
• I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
• I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• For a few more precious seconds, the body I was born with was still in one piece
• If this was an Olympic Sport, I'd be world champion
• RIT was supposed to be built in New Mexico
• I was born this way
• what I thought was going to be a turtleneck turned out to be a dickey
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• When I Was Born for the 7th Time
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• Who shouted with glee when the colour blue was born?
• Men are designed to be good hunters, but it's women who are born killers
• Was I born to play?
• If God was willing to let it be
• Could you be any more of a poseur? 'Changes' was a best-of!
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• Two Shall Be Born
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• The House on the Island Where She Was Born
• This wasn't how it was supposed to be
• His love was enormous; it cleared rooms that desperately wanted to be full.
• Where's the kaboom?
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• Born To Be A Rock Star
• Christ Was Born on Christmas Day
• He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
• If I was a woman I'd be a feminist too
• I was Dan for fifteen minutes and I never want to be Dan again
• I Think I was Born in the wrong Hemisphere
• If I were watched alone, I'd be considered insane
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• this was supposed to be a parable about the power of the imagination
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• Born to be Wild
• Born with the gift of laughter, and a sense that the world was mad
• The vanity of a woman demands that a man be more than a happy husband
• I am not cynical enough to be considered an intellectual
• ...or Not to Be: A Collection of Suicide Notes
• The Man Who Would Be King
• Love should not be routine habitual bliss
• stupidity should be painful
• How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
• Daylight Saving Time should be ended
• Be cool in college
• That I Would Be Good
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• College football must be preserved
• Who Wants to Be a Millionaire Game at McDonald's
• Sometimes I want to be an object of desire
• We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
• An M pretending to be an S
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
• Something to Be Desired
• Publish and be damned!
• If you weren't gay, I think I'd be in love with you
• We Could Be Heroes: tes's Everything2 Heroes Quest
• Be still, My soul
• Some particles just shouldn't be accelerated
• An apocalypse is no time to be wearing a ballgown.
• Trite As Can Be (user)
• You gotta be dead to get your music played here.
• Aspects of American theology that may be new to you
• No. 43: How Not To Be a Geek
• Youth is made to be misspent
• do not look upon her; you shall be blinded
• Short can be good! (document)
• The sky will hold them. They will be an ocean apart.
• This love will be your downfall.
• I always wanted to be a superhero
• Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging.
• He Is Born
• Born Into This
• Descartes was wrong
• Fast-talking career gal who thought she was one of the boys
• I was once stranded on a desert island
• Once, everyone was a computer novice
• Before I was consciously thinking of him, my body was
• What if the world were flat?
• My first and last attempt at a one night stand was raided by the police
• And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
• Of Gods and Men: Who Was This Man Called the Christ?
• That man was a sock puppet on the hand of God.
• Hitler was an artist
• The first time I knew I was different
• Don't misunderstand this one, it was like palm against palm through a window
• Odysseus was not lying
• It was a Mary Tyler Moore moment
• Jacques Chirac was shot in the head by a fascist named Jean-Marie Le Pen
• There was a man and a woman
• There once was a man from St. Paul
• There was a time before
• Cain was the first technologist
• I was tired. It was late. She was Russian.
• She was pain and pleasure all at once, wrapped up in needles and Ramones T-shirts
• This was the shinest golden dollar I would ever see in my life and I was not about to tarnish it.
• What was left was tiny
• When I was 9
• That week with her was like drinking bubbles
• And as the dreaming was danced, a sound went out
• I wish when I closed a book I could set it on the shelf and know it was really over
• It was the right thing to do.
• Be
• I know what it's like to be dead
• rather be in Philadelphia
• The X that can be Y is not the true X
• be seeing you
• Education is evil. Knowledge is evil. Be a moron. Forget how to spell.
• Surah 60 She that is to be Examined
• Don't want sex, be sexual
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• Ahh, to be young and in the Middle East in the summer!
• murder can be fun
• I'll Be a Sunbeam
• If It's Tuesday, This Must Be Belgium
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
• In the future, all turds will be perfectly round
• Any odd number can be expressed as the difference of two perfect squares
• Think no more, lad; laugh, be jolly
• How the Sun Came to Be
• There could still be a reunion of The Band
• Be an adult. Be false.
• Bear Boxing
• Be Thou My Vision
• Job applications with spelling errors will be thrown away
• I must die or be better
• That'll be $8.75
• The BMT That Used To Be
• One need not be a chamber to be haunted
• What it's like to be questioned by the FBI
• Our Band Could Be Your Life
• She must be what cocaine is like
• She teaches a night class. Psychology 100, to be precise.
• Cool To Be You
• If ifs and ands were pots and pans there'd be no work for tinkers
• On second thought, maybe I'd rather be dangerous
• It is like what we imagine knowledge to be: dark, salt, clear, moving, utterly free.
• long to be thin (user)
• Questions I wouldn't be afraid of
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• So you want to be an editor (document)
• trying to be a feminist
• Why war must be permitted, the 2nd edition
• I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
• It is not good that the man should be alone
• I'll be your mirror
• Food for thought as carnivorous robot is born
• born again (user)
• Was (Not Was)
• It was a dark and stormy night
• It was all God's fault
• WoOz: 17 How the Balloon Was Launched
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• sifting sand to find fading past in smooth stones, sorrow was here
• There once was a chicken named Alice
• I was unplanned
• Wish I Was in Heaven Sitting Down
• What the hell was she thinking?
• My Johnny Was a Shoemaker
• When I was five
• Adam really was the first man
• She was so pleased to learn that she was right
• Looks like 1984 was only n years off
• Jesus was a liberal
• It was nice working with you
• This was not my going away party

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