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• What did people use as incidental music before Moby was invented?
• I Dropped Out of School, and All I Got Was This Necklace
• I worked at the mall in the 80s. There was a cult that used to recruit out on the front steps.
• I Fell Out of School, and All I Found Was This Necklace
• She was pain and pleasure all at once, wrapped up in needles and Ramones T-shirts
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• It was all awesome. Then the robots took over.
• It was something that sand out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• And though it was snowing outside, all within were warm.
• All you ever did was let it happen
• She always was all tea and oranges that came all the way from China
• I was me before being me was cool.
• It's really very silly, I was thinking, they are all acting so weird
• I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
• but fuck, it was Sunday and the church bells hadn't even called the faithful
• It was something that sang out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• Freud was wrong. Freud is dead. That is all.
• more sure of all I thought was true
• The artifact was completely impenetrable to all forms of matter except living human flesh
• All that was left of her was a damp handkerchief
• I went to Voodoo Donuts and all I got was this lousy concussion
• The land of our fathers, stolen before we knew it was our own
• can it be that it was all so simple then
• It was all whirlwind, heat, and flash
• Where was that stooped and mealy-coloured old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• She was coming out as he was going in.
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• it doesn't matter who I was, all that matters is who I am
• Wondered what the point of all of that was
• It was fall, and fall does strange things to us all
• I was Christian and all I got was this lousy painting
• All he left her was alone
• If all you picked up tonight was this node title, it's time you went to a Brit nodermeet
• I turned Quizro into a Quiet Riot CD, and all I got was this jar of lemon-flavoured pickles.
• Long day, all I wanted was a cup of tea
• I spent one year in love and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt.
• Finding the origin of a Hotmail message
• Before inertia, there was impetus
• Before I was consciously thinking of him, my body was
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
• And as the dreaming was danced, a sound went out
• Where was that stooped and mealy-colored old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
• Like most of my dreams, that one was licensed for commercial use
• I worked at summer camp, and all I got was this lousy case of gangrene
• God was creepier than I expected so I took it out on the little people
• In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
• I set my sister up with her husband, and all I got was this great dress and a trip to Hawaii
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• Where was her angel all those times the sky clouded over
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
• I never even went to Las Vegas, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt
• The universe was cold and dead and all the best aspects of humanity and its appreciation of the world were stored in electronic boxes
• All it said was clump and scratch, and it only said those very late at night.
• All I wanted was a Pepsi
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• She was buttery. She was asking for it. She was delicious. Let's all give in.
• all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
• I remember when all this was trees
• some say he was never here at all
• He was hard in all the wrong places
• we went to the stars, but all we found was ourselves
• The total sum of all things would be zero if it was not for love
• born under candlelight just from the edge of a knife, was it a life? or was it a light at all?
• all it cost him was a Penny
• Fruit cut from the vine, forgot and left to rot, long before it was time
• There was a time before
• Before Time Was
• I went to Atlanta and all I got was this lousy pile of junk
• Before the World was Made
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• It was better before they came
• I remember the minimizer's playbook before it was killing grandmas
• The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
• i was given a mind before i was given a heart
• it was years before they met again, by chance
• Before you, there was me
• Cybersex before it was cool
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• the cutest baker in the room was making sadfaces at me when i walked out
• what I thought was going to be a turtleneck turned out to be a dickey
• The day I found out I was a guy
• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• Trying to catch one clear promise out of the jittery confused language the night was whispering
• The Tale of a Youth who set out to learn what Fear was
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• It all burned up in the fire there was nothing left
• I fried myself in The Finnish E2 Get-Together, and all I got was a hippie song stuck in my head
• maybe everything will work out after all
• I was expecting it to hurt like a fuck
• We all start out with the same alphabet. We are all unique.
• What if we all got jobs and got to bed before dawn?
• It was not a weather balloon at Roswell
• Peace out boy scout, don't use your knot tying skills for bad ideas
• After the flood all the colors came out
• as time goes to infinity, all truths come out
• It sounded good in my head before it came out of my mouth
• This wasn't how it was supposed to be
• Vancouver, Washington
• What I wrote when I was missing David
• Music was better in the old days
• We all start out innocent and race to lose it.
• An open letter to all the lousy fathers out there
• All out
• Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
• pull out all the stops
• Why was Cthulhu blue?
• No shit, there I was
• A poem I wrote when I was 5
• "Oskee wee wee! Oskee wa wa!"
• What were you before you were anything at all?
• I'm out; I'm free. Down here the night air is purple. What do I do with it all?
• All his front teeth knocked out, living a nightmare
• read all instructions before beginning
• We've got all this beauty and just enough time to figure out how to destroy it.
• Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
• all life is no more than a match struck in the dark and blown out again
• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• we're just trying to figure out what it all means
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• USPSTF: Screen all adults for unhealthy alcohol use
• Getting a working visa in Japan
• Washing your hands in the restroom
• the tinned fish walks out WAY before the fancy booze
• What's the use in straightening out just to go down a path that's crooked?
• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• Kilroy was here
• Descartes was wrong
• don't spend it all in one place
• was
• Alexander, Who Used to Be Rich Last Sunday
• Able was I, ere I saw Elba
• wa
• the seven hills of Rome
• Was (Not Was)
• The Walrus was Paul
• Why I was convinced I would die young
• my only pin-up was Pelé
• middle of summer how crazy it was
• Climbing cherry trees when I was younger
• Here lies one whose name was writ in water
• Inside us all is a little person we are dying to let out
• We've heard it all before
• There's husbandry in heaven; their candles are all out.
• I came out here to remember it all
• All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
• Loved him before anyone else thought of him at all
• I wanna see it when you find out what comets, stars and moons are all about
• Isn't it about time you grew out of all that juvenile screaming nonsense?
• as all mortal things wither before the infinite
• all true revelation will seem like common sense unraveling before you
• All this has happened before, and all of it will happen again.
• I used to fly like peter pan, all the children flew when I touched their hands
• they couldn’t speak at all; so used to disuse were their tongues
• we all spend ten years trying to find our voice
• What I used to be/Will pass away, and then you'll see/That all I want now/Is happiness for you and me
• Before we dump the bodies, you guys wanna go to Hooters?
• She threw out all my letters
• I miss the way you were before you figured out that I'm not yours

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