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I was a homeless bum
the space was filled with love like light and that made me shine as well
I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
There was a time when I was a better person
I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
Books made me a person
Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
This node was made for you and me
I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
It was men who made breasts into a secret.
How Eulenspiegel, along with the other boys, was made to eat too much bread
Would you tell me if it was true?
I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
Music was better in the old days
I still wear the bracelet you made me
SciFiQuest 3019: My Robot Made Me Do It
The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
Would you love me if I was a worm
The dynasty made people die in nasty ways. This mess was necessary and they're not sorry.
He made the stars speak to me in Morse Code
Better him than me
You'd better quit sticking your thumbs in your belt loops like that. You're giving me bad ideas.
I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
btw, I was raised on Twinkies, I'm certain it made a lasting effect
Just standing there, wearing my boxers, in my driveway. I was watching the stormfront. You were watching me.
I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
The Internet made me do it
Know me better, and love me better
But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
I am that person I was watching
Nostalgic for a time that I never experienced and for a person I never was
She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
England Made Me
Oven potatoes made me happy
Experience has made me bitter
Local authority homeless persons units are populated by cunts
How to be a Better Person
80s music made me gay
Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
she looked at me then whispered, we are all made of stardust
The full moon made me do it
The Devil made me do it
His version was better
The cactus that told me my mom was asleep
The train that came to me in the dream was already a dead train
Death was a part of me then, too.
I could never draw but they made me an artist
Before the World was Made
I was put on hold for time to gnaw me raw.
What I would do If I knew what was good for me
She was an intellectual prostitute, seducing me with profound truisms
I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
There was no one waiting for me...
I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
makes me want to be a better hacker
Better Made Potato Chips Inc.
Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
When someone was willing to drown with me, I really didn't want to drown anymore
bringing me back to when less was worth more
"This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
in the end it was better that we were apart
Better Made Factory Outlet Store
The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
Society made me what I am
Last year was always better
And the sky was made of amethysts
Strange things homeless people have said to me
Thou hast made me, and shall thy work decay?
The first iron-on transfer I made myself was controversial
Noding for Numbers sure was silly, but it sure is better than Dada Fascism
My hacked iPhone was better
The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
Marriage made me stupid, lazy and old
How Lars Ulrich made me quit my job at a movie theater
My wife made me sexy!
Dai-Un made me do it!
this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
How a suicide made me wish I were Superman
How my desire for a puppy made me personally responsible for the War on Terror
When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
As It Was Made, It Shall Remain
A Better Version of Me
Civilization III has made me sympathize with the Japanese in WWII
It was better before they came
every secret thing was made by some one
video games never made me violent
This is no joke; I always thought it was a company that made trench coats.
You left me, a 36,000 lb truck fish-tailing in the mud. This is not heartbreak. This is better.
You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
i worked hard and it made me sick. i slacked off and it made me sick.
I Hear it was Charged Against Me
Okay, okay, I confess! It was me! I broke the internet!
So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
Are You the New Person Drawn Toward Me?
it made me sick but kept me warm
When I was very young, I knew that the world was made of honey.
I said I was sorry. Then she looked at me.
When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
Before you, there was me
man when you are telling me how it was
Lying, cheating, cunt of a person: Hi, that'll be me.
She was watching me and I didn’t know it.
You kissed me. It was sweet and timid.
I was me before being me was cool.
Why I politely asked the contemporary lit major I was dating to stop writing me love letters
everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
I Was Lost and You Found Me
Man Was Made to Mourn
Renee was a princess (person) mp3 (recording)
Outside the train station she was the only person wearing an Orange raincoat and a look of surprise
The rock under my foot that told me I was real when I was an adult
World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
If I was a good person
the cutest baker in the room was making sadfaces at me when i walked out
please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
better off with him than here with me
Better Living Through Chemistry
Better Than Ezra
better, faster, cheaper
Nobody Does It Better
females are better than males
Why Cucumbers are Better than Men
Much better than a piss test
Everything's better with vocoders!
10 reasons E2 is better than sleep
It's better to have loved and lost
An easy way to make not-so-good food much better
Ideas are better than apples
CD vs. vinyl
When life gives you lemons, grab it by the throat and demand better
It's better to be hated than ignored
The pros and cons of leaving your computer on
Better in the original
The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
It doesn't get any better than this
Better Living Through Circuitry
Why Real Life is better than IRC
six steps to better software
I have children; therefore I am better than you
Are we better than everything else?
Is there a kind of information you're better off not having?
This child has talent. She needs a better box of paints.
Some Days are Better than Others
'Tis better to die as a lion than to live 1000 years as a dog
A better door
all other times are better than 6 am
Better Business Bureau
all better
What Everything does better than anything else
Smurfs are the key to a better world
Not everything is better spoken aloud
I can degrade myself better than you can
Better the devil you know
Original better than the sequel
Something Even Better
How do we know dog biscuits are "now better tasting!"?
There's no better mirror than a child
You had better...!!!
Nothing's better than rocking out
Is a crush better than a relationship?
Making a Better Plastic Cup
My Bitch Better Have My Money
Better safe than sorry
Tourist children's souls taste better

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