• I was a bitter, purple-haired fat girl, and I had plenty of male friends
• And when she came back she was nobody's wife
• I was the shadow of the waxwing slain
• There Was No Leak
• It doesn't matter whether Hitler was an Atheist or a Christian
• My Singing was Stolen by Whispers to a False Friend
• wild cherry bitters
• billy bitter (user)
• Bitter as the nail holes in Mantegna's Christ
• I was expecting it to hurt like a fuck
• When I was your age
• Cybersex before it was cool
• I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
• Leather-bound organizer
• Seriously, though, who the hell did I think I was going to become?
• deru kugi wa utareru
• No one was ever fired for buying IBM
• Same as it Ever Was
• What the hell was she thinking?
• I was the center of gravity of Chicago for one beautiful Saturday
• Saki wa imasen
• A long time ago, under the shady tree in my yard, I was dead
• I was Chris to him
• He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
• It was a pauper's laugh. It was what I could afford.
• The sound was starting to get stuck in my head like "It's a Small World"
• There was a man and a woman
• Jungle Wa Itsumo Hare Nochi Guu
• As I was saying to my goldfish
• strange and too short but I was lonely
• There was a man who lived a life of fire
• He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
• There Was A Friend
• Upon the hills where day was done
• Five minutes after falling off the cliff, I realized how high it really was
• I was just a supporting character in your fairy tale
• Why almost every node was written in the year 2000
• When I Was A Baby
• The day I was showering with two black men
• bitter melon
• Bitter chocolate mousse terrine
• Why was Cthulhu blue?
• This was unexpected, my soul's connection to you
• Dawn was a lucky time to give birth
• Once, everyone was a computer novice
• What was left after the party
• She was locked in time
• Why Smokey Bear was wrong
• I could do without it, if I knew what it was
• She was very beautiful. Y'know?
• If a black hole were created on Earth
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• Willie was a chemist
• I don't remember what her name was so let's call her Doris
• the lake was on fire that summer
• Sympathy for the Mongols & How The Rise of the West was just sheer Dumb Luck
• This Dust Was Once the Man
• It was nice working with you
• This was not my going away party
• The sexuality and marital status of Jesus
• A virtuous woman was a manly woman, in the womanly fashion of being manly
• The lawn was white with doctors
• Every poem about thunder was written under the protection of a roof, or, at the very least, an empty sky
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• A knock there was upon the door
• man when you are telling me how it was
• WAS MY DRINK SPIKED? please respond!
• my great-grandmother was a Cherokee princess
• I'm starting to think I was a waste of a perfectly good placenta
• It was the right thing to do.
• Bitter Irony
• Tesco Bitter
• the seven hills of Rome
• It was not a dream
• I was into them after they were hip
• When I Was One-and-Twenty
• Her name was Natalie
• I once dreamt that I was a line
• it was my birthday
• This was when I knew my childhood was over
• The Day Earth Was Born
• The sky was green today
• I was a teenage telephone solicitor
• 'T Was Such a Little, Little Boat
• I fried myself in The Finnish E2 Get-Together, and all I got was a hippie song stuck in my head
• I was known as the counselor of the naked cabin
• I was Dan for fifteen minutes and I never want to be Dan again
• Of the Birth of Volsung, the Son of Rerir, who was the Son of Sigi
• I was the worst lay you ever had
• I Was an Atheist in a Foxhole
• The Girl Was a Guy
• When Frederic Was a Little Lad
• When Desire Was a Virtue
• Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
• Papa Was a Rodeo
• She was like a candle in the wind: unreliable
• You had to pretend success was fucked
• She was the cutest necromancer I ever did see
• every noder was once a normal human
• When I was very young, I knew that the world was made of honey.
• The cult leader poured himself a drink and started on about his plans, and I wondered how the priest was getting on
• Why I am bitter and angry.
• Chiswick Bitter
• How to become a bitter anorexic
• I was going to marry Marty
• So I was cold chillin on the corner on a hot summer's day
• I bought an orange, but it was a grapefruit
• She moved so easily all I could think of was sunlight
• tonari no shibafu wa aoi
• I couldn't sit, it was Thursday
• If I was a woman I'd be a feminist too
• When I was a kid, I wanted to get tuberculosis
• I was burgled
• Jesus was a feminist
• I was addicted to parents
• It all burned up in the fire there was nothing left
• The skyline was beautiful on fire
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• I stared into the muddled sky with tears running down my face in small rivers, and I knew then that there was no hope
• Creative Nomad Jukebox Zen
• There once was a man from St. Paul
• There was a time before
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• My man was shot for his sheep coat
• a dream was faintly clinging to my fingertips. accidentally i brushed my lips, poisoning myself.
• I was a teenage time traveling combat waitress
• All he left her was alone
• I have been alone while I was with many girls
• R was a Railway Rug (user)
• She was free
• She was coming out as he was going in.
• collecting on old debts from when mom was a loan shark
• Gin And Bitters
• Ballard Bitter
• Kilroy was here
• The day I realized what being alive was
• "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
• when you asked what I was writing, this is what it was
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• I didn't want to know where I was conceived
• When H.A.R.L.I.E. Was One
• She was steady
• When I Was a Lad
• Gnocchi was my undoing
• The day I found out I was a guy
• I was afraid of getting caught
• You thought the silent treatment was as cold as it could get
• If I was beautiful, I'd know it
• Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
• Money was paper
• Port Townsend, Washington
• When I was five years old, I knew I was going to die
• She was a Surrealist Woman, She was like a Figure in a Dream
• Alice's body art was unique
• This was my mountain. You call it your valley.
• There was a Man Dwelt by a Churchyard
• someday, when she will think back upon the time when she was as yet undishonored
• If my heart was a computer, that night reformatted my hard drive
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• Papa Was A Rollin' Stone
• The Trial: Andrew Johnson was not guilty of the crimes for which he was impeached.
• When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
• Nothing Was Beautiful and Everything Hurt
• Great Bitter Lake
• No shit, there I was
• That was a joke, son.
• It wasn't like I was sleeping anyway
• I was taken by a honeymoon scam
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• Was I born to play?
• Well, I was tired of being 24 anyway, so there
• Since I was knee-high to a grasshopper
• No matter where I was, whisps of you haunted my thoughts
• I was in a blindfold taste test once...
• That man was a sock puppet on the hand of God.
• Hitler was an artist
• If I was beautiful like you
• If God was willing to let it be
• Food was purer in the good old days
• Her innocence fell. She kicked at it some, frowned, and left it there because it was beautiful.

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