• I was a bitter, purple-haired fat girl, and I had plenty of male friends
• The girls had gone wild and now my dad's cock was missing
• When I was young Time had no wings
• Her hair was seaweed and the Pacific wind sang
• and there was this girl
• The Girl Was a Guy
• purple girl (user)
• A girl I know had her jaw wired shut, and she vomited.
• Purple is the color of my true love's hair
• I used to let a fat girl cuddle with me
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• To a girl who thought she was moving away
• I had to call my father this evening and tell him I was dying.
• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• I was the worst lay you ever had
• The Guru got a girlfriend
• She was the prettiest, loveliest cat at the ball and she had upon her fine gilded whiskers.
• Diamonds are a Girl's Best Friend
• The highlight of my night was two girls kissing
• I was a young boy that had big plans
• She was feminine in the most displaced sense I had ever seen, a known quality refracted through stained glass windows.
• What was once well planned in a mad girls mind, and is now quickly becoming a last minute nodermeet
• I was one of those girls
• Grammatical and syntactic puzzles
• I had cool friends in high school
• I had never known someone whose death was imminent
• I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
• Superman's Girl Friend, Lois Lane
• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• I have been alone while I was with many girls
• but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
• Girls Kick Ass: A Feminist Critique of the New Action Heroine and the Male Gaze
• Galatea was a bookish girl
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• Fat Girl Fashion Police
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• this girl I was in love with
• fat girl (user)
• Superman's Girl Friend Lois Lane #111
• Originally I had a strategy: Smile at pretty girls
• She was thinking of a boy in California who had a couch and a job
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
• No hair = No friends
• The pretty girl has no friends
• My Singing was Stolen by Whispers to a False Friend
• the dead had risen, and there was nobody to pump gas
• There Was A Friend
• Long and lean, he was a sex machine, and he schooled every girl in town
• How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
• the fat girl cast a splendid groak
• The Little Girl that Had Been Dead for a Hundred Years
• Was I nearly as anti-consumerism as I had initially thought?
• the grey in his hair had done nothing to tarnish the gleam in his eye
• When we was fat ( ... or, Lord Gym)
• Who Was the Wine Girl?
• The sun was caught playing unashamedly in her auburn hair, setting our world on fire with giddiness
• The Girl Who Had Everything
• There once was a girl named Irene
• For White Girls Who Have Considered Afro Hair Products/When the Conditioner is Enuf
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• I was once young and had a home
• The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
• In a dream I had, I was on an island in the middle of the ocean.
• You had to pretend success was fucked
• The real horror was not what had been redacted, but the reasons why.
• don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
• The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
• As if we had been sitting next to each other for years
• a leg had bared itself
• My mistress had a little dog
• The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
• All the things she had at one point wanted to be
• If God had a cunt you'd be God
• Pointy-Haired Boss
• Haired
• Gray hair
• Real sorry about the food hair
• laser hair removal
• Why males have nipples
• The average male thinks about sex every seven seconds
• Male Homosexuality in American Comic Books and Japanese Manga
• Giant Purple Snorklewacker
• purple monkey jnr (user)
• Green & Purple (stylesheet)
• No shit, there I was
• That was a joke, son.
• Was Jesus resurrected as the Easter Bunny?
• Why I didn't get my driver's license until I was 18
• Imagine if your microwave was intelligent
• There was an old lady
• RIT was supposed to be built in New Mexico
• No one was ever fired for buying IBM
• Experience has made me bitter
• If I was a woman I'd be a feminist too
• The Bitter Tears of Petra von Kant
• Was It Heaven? Or Hell?
• My Johnny Was a Shoemaker
• baby fat
• When I was five
• Fat Agnus
• I Was Born Yesterday
• 90% fat free (user)
• I was a chess piece
• One Got Fat
• Looks like 1984 was only n years off
• If all you picked up tonight was this node title, it's time you went to a Brit nodermeet
• friend
• He Was a Crook
• What if Everything You Thought You Knew About AIDS Was Wrong?
• Garfield and Friends
• The sexuality and marital status of Jesus
• One danger of having your friends using Everything
• It was a Dork and Starmly Night
• Friends, Romans, Countrymen, Send me your Vicodin!
• ale z was dziwki (user)
• Friend of Bill W.
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• Racing friends with fragile self esteem, or: A good way to get yourself killed
• A dose of mystery slipped into her cocktail while she was in the ladies' room
• The time a thug punched my friend in the face because he could
• A knock there was upon the door
• My computer is my best friend. It is my life.
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• Letter to a Japanese Friend by Jacques Derrida
• The kinds of friends I can change my clothes in front of
• The barrier between monsters and nonmonsters was exploded and everything was possible again
• My Best Friend's Birthday
• Jesus was not a reactionary reformer, learn your history bud!
• Worst Friends Forever
• All my friends are cooler than you and we know something you don't.
• what once I was
• My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
• Some Girls Wander by Mistake
• That girl I met in the elevator
• Dream Girl
• Bigwood Girls
• tall girls
• Hinamatsuri
• Revolutionary Girl Utena : Episode 8 : The Great Curry High Trip
• Boys got cooties, girls got brains
• The way that light attaches to a girl
• You can hear the singing of the dancing girls
• Sensor Girl
• customer : nutty nut girl
• Girl Scouts of Central Maryland
• girl weekend
• Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses
• Who's going to believe a nine-year-old girl?
• Blank Girl
• Goth Girl
• slave girl
• rewsha girl (user)
• Girls possess me but they're never mine.
• The Girl with the Sunlit Smile
• The Girl in Room Five
• The Girl remains
• hot and sexy girl
• The girls with the Panda eyes
• Hypothetical Letter to Hypothetical Girl
• Bad Girls think about it
• I had pleasant times as well
• If I had a rocket launcher, some son of a bitch would pay!
• The seizure I had last night
• Belshazzar Had a Letter
• If I Had a Hammer
• I had a brother, once
• And then wings sprouted from the space between my shoulders where my wings had once been
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• Fine as frog's hair
• Dog hair
• dreams of red hair
• Twisted Hair
• How to dye your hair an unnatural color
• I want the air through my hair as I swing to the clouds.
• surrounded by stars, her dark hair blending into the fabric of the night sky
• Drugs That May Increase Male Libido
• male infertility
• Purple Warhead

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