Findings:
- I was a bitter, purple-haired fat girl, and I had plenty of male friends
- The girls had gone wild and now my dad's cock was missing
- When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
- this girl I was in love with
- She was thinking of a boy in California who had a couch and a job
- the dead had risen, and there was nobody to pump gas
- The Guru got a girlfriend
- Originally I had a strategy: Smile at pretty girls
- fat girl (user)
- Diamonds are a Girl's Best Friend
- the fat girl cast a splendid groak
- Was I nearly as anti-consumerism as I had initially thought?
- I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
- Long and lean, he was a sex machine, and he schooled every girl in town
- She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
- When we was fat ( ... or, Lord Gym)
- I had cool friends in high school
- The Little Girl that Had Been Dead for a Hundred Years
- He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
- When I was young Time had no wings
- The Girl Who Had Everything
- There once was a girl named Irene
- For White Girls Who Have Considered Afro Hair Products/When the Conditioner is Enuf
- the grey in his hair had done nothing to tarnish the gleam in his eye
- I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
- The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
- I had to call my father this evening and tell him I was dying.
- I was once young and had a home
- and there was this girl
- I was the worst lay you ever had
- In a dream I had, I was on an island in the middle of the ocean.
- You had to pretend success was fucked
- The Girl Was a Guy
- purple girl (user)
- To a girl who thought she was moving away
- I was a young boy that had big plans
- The sun was caught playing unashamedly in her auburn hair, setting our world on fire with giddiness
- No hair = No friends
- The pretty girl has no friends
- The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
- I used to let a fat girl cuddle with me
- There Was A Friend
- How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
- Grammatical and syntactic puzzles
- The highlight of my night was two girls kissing
- What was once well planned in a mad girls mind, and is now quickly becoming a last minute nodermeet
- I had never known someone whose death was imminent
- She was the prettiest, loveliest cat at the ball and she had upon her fine gilded whiskers.
- I was one of those girls
- What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
- Purple is the color of my true love's hair
- Fat Girl Fashion Police
- don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
- I have been alone while I was with many girls
- I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
- Girls Kick Ass: A Feminist Critique of the New Action Heroine and the Male Gaze
- Galatea was a bookish girl
- The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
- If the son of Adam had a mountain of gold
- Yesterday's troubles had not yet turned into today's worries
- Remember when you had words for everything?
- I Had a Cat and the Cat Pleased Me
- Short hair on women
- hair shelf
- I have just shaved off all my hair, now my headphones don't fit
- Bernice Bobs Her Hair II
- blonde hair
- Are all male catlovers gay?
- Male Call
- Purple, Green, and Gold
- Wanted: Arch-Villain for Spider-Man. Those not dressed in green and purple need not apply.
- Soylent Green is Purple
- Why I was convinced I would die young
- How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
- Nobody cares if it was originally a nodeshell
- There was a rose that faded young
- Jesus was Mexican
- She moved so easily all I could think of was sunlight
- I was only following orders
- I got married on E2, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt and a husband
- All that was left of her was a damp handkerchief
- Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter VI
- She dreamt she was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty field
- The train that came to me in the dream was already a dead train
- All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
- A delicate and lovely monster was hiding behind the fronds
- In my own shire, if I was sad
- Bitters Hightball
- This Dust Was Once the Man
- The Bitter End: A Triple-Forte Train Wreck
- It was nice working with you
- The Fat Boys
- When I was five years old, I knew I was going to die
- I was a College Jeopardy! champion, Part 2
- Fat Albert
- Making sure your ballot was counted in a United States Election
- Fat Free
- I was a teenage Overlord
- My Big Fat Greek Wedding
- She was watching me and I didn't know it.
- Staying Fat for Sarah Byrnes
- She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
- just friends
- I never even went to Las Vegas, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt
- Before inertia, there was impetus
- Old chestnut: friends
- If your friends and girlfriend don't get along the relationship is doomed
- Your husband was a great man
- friend of a friend
- Kissing your best friend
- just a friend
- Sensual Friends
- Once more unto the breach, dear friends
- American Friends Service Committee
- Haiku on a Friend's Birthday
- Beaky Makes a Friend
- Foul-weather friend
- Marvel Girl
- What Happened to Our Two Travelers with Two Girls, Two Monkeys, and the Savages, Called Oreillons
- Girl Talk
- The Girl from Ipanema
- Gregory's Girl
- Shadow Play Girls : A-Ko, B-Ko
- I can't tell the girl I love that I love her
- Sorority girls vs. frat chicks
- Girl Goddess #9
- Being tickled in the neck by a girl you know a little bit
- Peach Girl
- Three Puerto Rican girls walked by like accordion music under the trees, looking like they'd accept nothing less than perfection.
- Portrait of a girl
- We can meet her for you wholesale: a dreaming girl's singularity
- Earth Girl Arjuna
- The Flash Girls
- The Reynolds Girls
- Grinder Girl
- Baby Girl 424 (user)
- Final Girl Theory
- Woodward School for Girls
- Sexy Girls and Cigarettes
- Young Girl & Priest Discuss a Predatory God
- Pearl's Girl
- guitars are girls
- I've had eighteen straight whiskeys. I think that's the record.
- Questions I have had today
- It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
- She had eyes like the Blue Screen of Death
- I wish I had been told what Schrödinger really meant
- Smith where Jones had had had had had had had had had had had the most votes
- if you have had your midnights
- hockey hair
- body hair
- hair dis-repair
- Little Sleep's-Head Sprouting Hair in the Moonlight
- I kissed her in the hair
- Ingrown hair
- hair loss remedy (user)
- Why males have nipples
- The average male thinks about sex every seven seconds
- Male Homosexuality in American Comic Books and Japanese Manga
- I'm out; I'm free. Down here the night air is purple. What do I do with it all?
- Deep Purple Live in London
- was
- A poem I wrote when I was 5
- I was once stranded on a dessert island
- When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
- Born with the gift of laughter, and a sense that the world was mad
- What was left after the party
- I didn't want to know where I was conceived
- If the Windows source code was leaked, what do you think would happen?
- For a lawyer she was surprisingly like a child. Sometimes.
- Gizmo was insane
- The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
- The first time I saw him was I emit tsal ehT
- piano outside in the snow. and she was spinning
- Free Speech Was Threatened Again In The 21th Century: Another History Chapter
- I was a nice guy once
- One big happy random assortment of truckstop trinkets
- bitter pill
- Of the Birth of Volsung, the Son of Rerir, who was the Son of Sigi
- Bitter Electromagnet
- Where was her angel all those times the sky clouded over
- Rush Limbaugh is a Big Fat Idiot
- Pete Townshend was right about Saddam Hussein
- She was cilantro, jalapeño, habanero. She was the hot plate you must not touch.
- funny fat guy who dies
- I was shot through the heart, and you were to blame.
- why I like fat bastards
- I Thought I Was A Child
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