• CCBBA 1st Degree Brown Belt Curriculum
• CCBBA Second Degree Brown Belt Curriculum
• Freud was wrong. Freud is dead. That is all.
• No one learned anything, because there was nothing to learn.
• She was watching me and I didn't know it.
• What I would do If I knew what was good for me
• She is and was
• I can't remember why I thought this was a bad idea
• Last time I checked, Buddha was not just some lameass winamp skin for Jesus
• The space at that moment was a million ways freaky with invisible communication.
• I did not miss what my body did not remember, until it was reminded
• The real horror was not what had been redacted, but the reasons why.
• Kuiper belt
• Orion's belt
• A programmer with a degree in philosophy
• The three degrees of lost
• Connie Mack
• Vancouver, Washington
• Where were you when Kennedy was shot?
• Calvin Coolidge was the 30th President
• I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
• People wouldn't fall in love so often if it were more clearly marked
• This Was Your Life
• My first and last attempt at a one night stand was raided by the police
• And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
• Was it ever there?
• Little plaques that say "So-And-So Was Born Here"
• The Revolution was Postponed Because of Rain
• piano outside in the snow. and she was spinning
• The other day I saw a gas station called Space Age! I was not fooled!
• It was the way your
• The Blood Was Everywhere
• The demon was just under three feet tall
• The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door.
• When I was young Time had no wings
• And Every One Was a Henry: A Magnificent Maryland Renaissance Oktoberfest E2 Throwdown!
• I was trying to show him my insides, you know. I like to share.
• the Abayudaya sang, no one was hungry and herds of buffalo roamed the plains
• the little friendship that never was
• This is the story of how I was killed in Peru
• Was fang ich an in dieser Stadt?
• the river was cool. I wiped off every dangerous, sacred drop.
• I am that person I was watching
• Was Gandhi a racist?
• Jesus was not a reactionary reformer, learn your history bud!
• Why, Martha, for the longest time there was no railway station in Slough!
• 9th inning
• rat belt
• Seat Belts in 1954
• degree
• Degrees of Everything: Code
• 180 Degree rule
• Mack Sennett
• What I wrote when I was missing David
• How Candide Was Obliged to Leave the Fair Cunegund and the Old Woman
• Marilyn Monroe was a size 16
• There was a rose that faded young
• Jerry Was a Race Car Driver
• Shaymus is older than I thought he was
• RIT was built sideways
• I was unplanned
• Hitler Was A Vegetarian
• I was young and I needed the money
• When touch was simple
• I Was a Teenage Fairy
• I was relieved to find my services no longer required
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• This was my childhood
• It was a Mary Tyler Moore moment
• Oh. I was wrong. She's the one. Goodbye.
• Since Hector was a pup
• She was an intellectual prostitute, seducing me with profound truisms
• Each one was the scene where you hold your breath
• I was thinking I could clean up for Christmas
• I was a helpless agent of causality
• I was burned and bleeding, but the galaxy still spun on
• This was the shinest golden dollar I would ever see in my life and I was not about to tarnish it.
• That Thursday the Universe was curved in the morning and was flat again by afternoon
• My hacked iPhone was better
• I am no longer the foolish young man I once was
• An infallible way to discern whether a decade, in pop culture terms, was win or fail
• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• Robert de Vere, 9th Earl of Oxford
• The Galaxy is on Orion's belt
• CCBBA Purple Belt Curriculum
• Writing Degree Zero
• Why burning your Harvard law degree is probably a bad idea
• The cactus that told me my mom was asleep
• I was once stranded on a dessert island
• When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
• What was the question?
• In the Beginning was the Command Line
• I was a bitter, purple-haired fat girl, and I had plenty of male friends
• A poem for two pages of panel art for a comic that was never written
• I was a witch in a past life
• How my Father was excommunicated from the LDS Church
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter VIII
• "It was wrong to do this," said the angel
• Electronically, I was questioned by a mallard of flame...
• I went to Atlanta and all I got was this lousy pile of junk
• Michael was special
• Once when I got like this I thought I was building a boat
• If all you picked up tonight was this node title, it's time you went to a Brit nodermeet
• He Was a Crook
• Gautami was neurosis personified
• This was then, and now I can't even find your grave
• Who shouted with glee when the colour blue was born?
• Everything Hitler did was legal
• Democracy assassinated the family that was here
• She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• Why was my poem nuked?
• Unfortunately, there was no applause
• I wish I was a half of a two
• And as the dreaming was danced, a sound went out
• And though it was snowing outside, all within were warm.
• Subhanahu wa ta'ala
• snow belt
• vodka belt
• Degree Grading
• Mrs. degree
• Nick Mack (user)
• Was not cleanly unmounted, check forced
• I wonder when I learned to smile when I was being hurt
• Lando was supposed to die
• Jesus was a black man
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• Since Adam was a boy
• Where there was fire I brought the gasoline
• My very first mentor was a heroin junkie
• Der Mensch ist, was er ißt
• wagahai wa neko de aru
• Shiawase wa Tsumi no Nioi
• When daddy was the handsome prince
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• Hayane hayaoki wa sanmon no toku
• Don Was
• Hitler was a Rothschild
• How Gudrun cast herself into the Sea, but was brought ashore again
• She was the seed of a strange tomorrow
• Was nützt die Liebe in Gedanken
• It was 1992. He smiled.
• I was there
• I was floating in the ocean of his eyes.
• It was crippled, it was heart-felt. The latter invariably trumps the former
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• Because, perhaps she was cold
• It was a green field and a pleasant day
• that pain was something I needed, and probably did to myself
• so my crowd was Catholic, Protestant, atheist, confused, and white
• 9th & Hennepin
• safety belt
• Belt of Venus
• Six Degrees of Separation
• terminal degree
• Mack Beer
• hodgepodge was just a one-night stand, apparently
• Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
• Jesus was Mexican
• Death was a part of me then, too.
• RIT was supposed to be built in New Mexico
• Your angel stayed long after everything else was gone
• Wish I Was in Heaven Sitting Down
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• Why was my writeup nuked?
• was (user)
• When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
• The German textbook that was written by Morrissey
• I Was Lost and You Found Me
• The dot-com fallout: Was hype to blame?
• Jacques Chirac was shot in the head by a fascist named Jean-Marie Le Pen
• Wenatchee, Washington
• Go ni itte wa go ni shitagae
• Adam was a rough draft
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• I said I was sorry. Then she looked at me.
• The Epidemic That Never Was
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.

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