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• There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• The Lord of the Rings 1/2: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Middle-earth But Were Afraid to Produce
• There was silence in my heart, but you found a way to break it.
• This is just an ordinary well. You think there is more to it, but it is just an ordinary well
• In case you were wondering about cramps
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• Just standing there, wearing my boxers, in my driveway. I was watching the stormfront. You were watching me.
• I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
• Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
• Here were the words I was waiting for, without the part I wanted
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid To Ask)
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• Well, I was tired of being 24 anyway, so there
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• Santa's festive fear mongering wasn't going as well as he'd hoped, but the other Santa and I were enjoying the gingerbread.
• There was once a Man
• So I turned round and there was an inflatable man sat at the table
• There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
• I want to put my hands there too
• There was a land where lived no violets
• There is no god but God
• There once was a girl named Irene
• There is infinite hope, but not for us
• There Was a Man of Double Deed
• If there were no birds
• Her innocence fell. She kicked at it some, frowned, and left it there because it was beautiful.
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
• There Once Was a Farmer
• That's a valid point, but right now we're focusing on...
• there was at that moment no one more rightful dead than that unknown and faceless man
• A knock there was upon the door
• There Was No Leak
• strange and too short but I was lonely
• They were looking for God but found religion instead
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• I was shaking, but not from the cold
• The virgin was looking apprehensive about the whole ordeal, but for the right amount of cash anyone will take on a horse
• Your smile was embarrassed. Your fingers were dew-covered. I am still smiling.
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• there is hope everywhere
• I think I was a pterodactyl and you were the tiniest rodent
• What was once well planned in a mad girls mind, and is now quickly becoming a last minute nodermeet
• and his sweat was as it were great drops of blood falling down to the ground
• Live Era '87-'93
• There were people on the Titanic who waved away the dessert trolley
• If we were machines, we'd have the gift of being eternal and I want you to understand
• What if there were a war, and nobody came?
• There was a moment of drunken silence
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• I love you, I want you, but you are a cruel monster
• There Was a Child Went Forth
• Somewhere there's a god who wants me
• Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
• One hour there was sunlight
• So there I was, naked and hiding, facing the dissertation committee from the Isle of Lesbos
• There but for the grace of God go I
• There never was a body that gave the undertaker a tip
• There was a Man Dwelt by a Churchyard
• I was there
• She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
• It did not get nicer, but it sure got a hell of a lot more honest
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• We're doing very well, doctor. Please open the door?
• Little depth but lots of skin and penis
• For a moment you were very, very beautiful. And you were very well aware of it,
• There is something you don’t want to say
• There is poetry in my soul, but I keep it on a short leash
• I was burned and bleeding, but the galaxy still spun on
• There are women and tender children where those shells fall, but war is war.
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
• The real horror was not what had been redacted, but the reasons why.
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• I didn't want to know where I was conceived
• I've been offered a lot for my work, but never everything.
• The monkey children were everywhere back then. Their fedoras littered the roads.
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• I was watching through the window, you were going through the dances.
• No shit, there I was
• There was a young lady of Riga
• There was this one great night at Alice's house,
• There was an old lady
• Was it ever there?
• If there is a God, I want him on Speed Dial.
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• If there were a slight, let it be fulsome
• But there are NUNS watching us!
• There was a time before
• No one learned anything, because there was nothing to learn.
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• There was a man who lived a life of fire
• In the end it did not matter. The ocean was still there.
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
• The flowers smiled, but she was gone
• If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
• and my heart sings of cupboards opening by rainbow seashore but
• Where were you when Kennedy was shot?
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• I was Dan for fifteen minutes and I never want to be Dan again
• well in that case (user)
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• It turns out there are lots of badasses out there flipping coins.
• there's nothing quite as wonderful to me as the assorted scars of a woman who's too busy reading to watch where she's walking
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
• in the end it was better that we were apart
• The game we play is life, and there are no rules save the ones we make
• there, I've linked insulting nodes to my own writeup to save others the trouble
• There was a rose that faded young
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• Johnny Clueless was there, with his Simulated Wood-Grain
• I bought an orange, but it was a grapefruit
• What to do if you earn a lot but hate your job
• The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door.
• I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
• So There We Were
• There were no clouds. I prayed for lightning.
• There's an old proverb that says just about whatever you want it to.
• There was no one waiting for me...
• Welcome to Canada; we're closed for the playoffs
• There are causes worth dying for, but none worth killing for
• Think there's too much violence in society today? Maybe, but consider this:
• I didn't read it but I want to get into the author's pants
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• I was into them after they were hip
• But I Don't Want To Take Over The World
• You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
• Some things are definite. We will all die, but there is rain.
• November 4, 1995
• Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
• The Blood Was Everywhere
• I was shot through the heart, and you were to blame.
• the horrible gift was really quite right
• throw yourself into a memory as if it were air, as if it will save you
• There was a time when I was a better person
• I felt as calm as the day outside. My footsteps were certain below the neutral sky. I wished there were someone watching.
• Were there nine moons above your head? Were there none?
• It all burned up in the fire there was nothing left
• and there was this girl
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• There once was a man from St. Paul
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• There was a cold day
• Our hearts were hard, but they were warm
• We're one, but we're not the same
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• the desert was once alive, but I don't remember it
• Why, Martha, for the longest time there was no railway station in Slough!
• Not too sentimental, but I want you to know
• I wanted to show you something, but the verb sucked
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• there was a time when you couldn't just learn things instantly
• There is no dream but this.
• But I don't want to pay for the obese smoking couch potato
• It wasn't the prince that saved the damsel, but a pirate with a secret.
• Death arrived shortly thereafter, but we were both far too busy to bother with one another just yet
• We're not running out of electrons any time soon, but dreams are in short supply.
• There are no cases like mine, Doctor.
• His love was enormous; it cleared rooms that desperately wanted to be full.

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