• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• But I Don't Want To Take Over The World
• but don't take my word for it
• the desert was once alive, but I don't remember it
• Stoned music memories
• My technophobe mom uses Linux; why don't you?
• I don't mind it when authors take their time
• I don't know who Amber is, but she's got a stalker
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• If you don't see the shack, take it back
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• I love my cigar, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while
• Why don't search engines make use of NLP?
• Ginny and Lola don't work on Thursdays. Sorry, Sugar.
• That's a valid point, but right now we're focusing on...
• You can take the mall out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the mall
• You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
• They don't understand my tea
• I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
• Don't litter, but go ahead and throw your cigarette butt on the ground
• I see it on the TV and I laugh out loud, but it's the way I feel right now.
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• But you can't take the Jungle out of the Tiger
• Don't take breathing for granted
• Don't look now
• Don't take any guff from those swine
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• Being a dickhead
• My 486 almost runs Debian now, but I can't play Doom!
• Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
• How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• They may take our car keys, but they'll never take our freedom
• Words that don't mean the same as they used to
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• Cryptic, but I'll take it
• Now there's a sonnet you don't see every day
• I used to love women from afar. Of course, now they call it stalking.
• Keep doing it, but don't call it that
• But I don't want to pay for the obese smoking couch potato
• Why I don't use the phrase "African-American"
• Does He Take Sugar?
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
• Now there's something you don't see every day, Chauncy
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• but the future is always tomorrow -- even now drowning in bytes
• Take now your son, your only son, Isaac
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• Little lights that don't blink off but fade out instead
• Don't lament but rather embrace the removal of human interaction
• I wish I cared about the things you cared about but I don't.
• real hackers don't use variable types
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• I would kiss you, but I don't know how to kiss
• How can you arrive anywhere if you don't take that first road trip?
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• Peace out boy scout, don't use your knot tying skills for bad ideas
• Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
• Don't Use Singleton Classes
• Sugar and shit in the same bag; she lost the battle but is winning the war
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• Would you take your shoes back now?
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• if drivers don't use their turn signals
• Why don't you take a long walk off a short pier?
• this used to be a nodeshell? you don't say...
• Don't take candy from strangers
• I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
• what she's building now, it isn't much, but it's hers
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• Why don't people remember how to use rotary phones?
• I have just shaved off all my hair, now my headphones don't fit
• Why don't we all just cut the crap right now
• We don't look for trouble but if it comes we don't run
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• Please don't take my sunshine away.
• Don't take life so serious, son; it ain't nohow permanent
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• Don't take sex too seriously
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• You want to reassure her, but you don't know where to start
• I want my trail to grow over and disappear, but now someone is reading it.
• Don't use the handicapped stall
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Take nothing but pictures, leave nothing but footprints
• don't take a pill to feel the funk
• How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
• Don't take that tone with me, son
• What, we don't shoot them now?
• why I don't use Twitter or Facebook
• I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
• Questions you never asked, but now that I mention it, yeah, that's a good point
• Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
• Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
• It's like this train. It can't run anywhere but where its rails take it.
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• It's not happening here, but it is happening now.
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• I don't agree with what you say, but I will defend your other, less ludicrous opinion that glitch speed runs are pointless.
• I don't think I would want to date her now, anyway
• I take for granted that you just don't care
• Don't you 'Don't get roused sugar' me!
• Take As Needed For Pain
• The Children's Story... (but not just for children)
• black tea
• butts ARE litter
• Why does Karl Marx drink only herbal tea?
• I am but a moth before your flame
• Yak Butter & Black Tea
• General Butt Naked
• Tickety-Boo Tea
• My Mother and I Love Your Butt
• Téa Leoni
• I'm tone-deaf, but it's okay
• Stash Tea
• We're one, but we're not the same
• Not for all the tea in China
• I'm not homophobic but...
• Butt Wars
• Used record store
• Nothing But Trouble
• MTV uses hard links
• all but
• Permission to use Imperial Herald Letters
• Ladies and gentlemen, I play piano, but god is in the house tonight.
• used CD store
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• Terms Used in "Clueless"
• You suckers still fucking node, but your noding wisdom. My bad.
• Magic items of limited practical use
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• The Use of Architecture in Poe
• I am many things, but I am not that strong
• The hidden dangers of mobile phone use
• dead, but longing to touch
• Remember me, I used to live for music. Remember me, I brought your groceries in.
• Man is but the imprint of his native landscape
• Shakespeare's Use of Violence in Titus Andronicus
• They are all pretty but fading.
• Used Cars
• the butt of the joke
• Santa's festive fear mongering wasn't going as well as he'd hoped, but the other Santa and I were enjoying the gingerbread.
• You Don't Know Jack
• I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
• And if you don't look too closely, you won't even notice the cockroach
• I don't see like you
• I don't want to die
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• I don't want to see her
• Don't write faxes with red pen!
• They don't touch me the same way
• Don't ever forget that I listened to you out of love
• Friends don't let friends node drunk
• Don't Go Away
• No, don't set it down there; that's the Void. Just leave it on the coffee table.
• You Don't Know Jack 5th Dementia
• Blue and Yellow Don't Make Green
• Good Girls Don't
• I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
• You do realize that this is not, in any meaningful sense, a martini, don't you?
• Don't Deny Me (user)
• Come back safe; we don't want any dead heroes in this family
• I don't love you anymore
• Don't open the nuclear reactor
• You don't leave anyone alone in a monkey knife fight
• I Don't Know (user)
• Please Don't Spin Me a Yarn: I Live With a Knitter
• You are not Hunter S. Thompson. Don't be stupid.
• The answer is obviously, you don't.

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