Findings:

• The BMT That Used To Be
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• For Nicholas, wherever he might be now
• I used to be a constitutional literalist.
• The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
• The increase of entropy ain't what it used to be
• There is a space between your shoulders where your wings used to be
• You used to be a substantial woman
• The MTA That Used To Be
• The back of the cereal box isn't what it used to be
• words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
• It is not known why a goose would be used in this manner
• Using Power Management on Windows XP's welcome screen
• i've lost the ability to be truly bored
• If you lived here, you'd be home now
• We used to be more in sync
• Apocalypso NOW! SoCal Noder Gathering XP 2002 Professional Edition
• XP Whore
• Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
• Things never were what they used to be
• A salted moment of memories smudged across my face, and I’ve already forgiven her. It’s all over now
• Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
• if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
• Now this is the way the Internet is supposed to be!
• If you loved her, you'd be home by now
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• I met her today, the girl I used to be
• for now this is the best that can be done
• Can my nodes be used against me in a court of law?
• Your seat cushion may be used as a flotation device
• $27.95? That used to be, like, three weeks of groceries. What year is this again?
• Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
• not as funny as it used to be
• Baby, Now That I've Found You
• Really quick (I really can't be bothered to cook now) dinners
• Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
• Father, can I be the dawn now?
• I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
• On the Criteria To Be Used in Decomposing Systems into Modules
• How the Internet came to be: On use by other networks
• And there will be whores and rumors of whores
• I used to love women from afar. Of course, now they call it stalking.
• Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
• I used to be that girl.
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• Romantic as in 19th century German aesthetics, not what mommy says daddy used to be.
• I used to be bulimic
• Reasons why I am ecstatic to be alive right now
• I used to be racist
• The Lines That Used To Be
• I used to be a carpenter
• So now that I've been cursed to die...
• Or at least it used to be
• Be Here Now
• Recessive traits aren't what they used to be
• The IRT That Used To Be
• Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
• Now that I've told you
• I've got access to Mother now, and I'll get my own answers, thank you
• Miles, baby, hundreds of highways and truckstops I've used.
• Dogs can be used for detecting mold in houses
• Nostalgia ain't what it used to be
• The IND That Used To Be
• Microsoft's ActiveX idea, it must now be conceded, is a bad thing.
• we used to be punk
• Now It Can Be Told: Devo At The Palace 12/9/88
• Each thing she learned became part of herself, to be used over and over in new adventures
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee
• I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
• In the future, all turds will be perfectly round
• Any odd number can be expressed as the difference of two perfect squares
• Think no more, lad; laugh, be jolly
• How the Sun Came to Be
• There could still be a reunion of The Band
• Be an adult. Be false.
• Bear Boxing
• Be Thou My Vision
• Job applications with spelling errors will be thrown away
• I must die or be better
• That'll be $8.75
• One need not be a chamber to be haunted
• What it's like to be questioned by the FBI
• Our Band Could Be Your Life
• She must be what cocaine is like
• She teaches a night class. Psychology 100, to be precise.
• Cool To Be You
• If ifs and ands were pots and pans there'd be no work for tinkers
• On second thought, maybe I'd rather be dangerous
• It is like what we imagine knowledge to be: dark, salt, clear, moving, utterly free.
• If love was a circus, you'd be a clown
• Her self image was not the force field she imagined it to be
• long to be thin (user)
• Questions I wouldn't be afraid of
• The weft, the fabric yet to be, stretches away.
• Be ye perfect
• All you have to do is listen, and be ready.
• I be Poltergeist
• The company giveth and the company taketh away. Blessed be the name of the company.
• Tomorrow will surely be much like today.
• be good to each other
• this is unlike the story it was written to be
• Jobs I've Had
• I've never
• Because I've never been able to make anything beautiful
• I've lost my appetite
• I've been cordially invited to join the visceral realists
• Harshing your mellow
• Every Now and Then
• Anarchy Now!
• Now or Never
• ...And Now Miguel
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• My 486 almost runs Debian now, but I can't play Doom!
• So you are 14 now
• Coach B
• Netscape Now!
• Now dreary dawns the eastern light
• In a moment close to now
• Once I googled your old screen name and found web pages you made in high school. Are you married now? Is that why you haven't called?
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• use
• For Professional Use Only
• We only use 10% of our brain
• Don't Use Singleton Classes
• Abbreviations used in prescriptions
• For external use only
• Do not use the toaster: It will catch on fire
• just like mom used to make
• Unauthorized use of a time machine
• This statement cannot be proven
• use our patented Brain Wizard to select a model
• Used Book Story To Middle East Backstory
• I see your lips, the summer kisses, the sunburned hands I used to hold
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• What does it mean to be religious?
• Where whores go to die
• all the cute guys will be there
• dumb whore (user)
• How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
• XP For Nothing
• To thine own self be true
• Ahh, to be young and in the Middle East in the summer!
• murder can be fun
• I'll Be a Sunbeam
• If It's Tuesday, This Must Be Belgium
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• There needs to be a man page for females
• Mind without body
• I'm claiming the right to be unhappy
• All scientific theories will eventually be disproved
• I'm dreaming it so it must be true
• It's going to be fine
• Be As You Are
• I want to be somewhere between two points of nowhere
• It Ain't Gonna Be Me
• Two Men Meet, Each Believing the Other to Be of Higher Rank
• Every kitchen maid should be able to administer state affairs
• Should copyright laws be revised?
• I will be in my trailer!
• How can vitality be achieved in figure painting?
• If I had called you, would you still be dead?
• In such bounty there can be no shortage
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• Why airplane doors can't be opened mid-flight
• You do realise that this is going to be our lives for the next ten years?
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• Speed limits were made to be broken
• don t ' evr be my sand[jinn]aemon
• or i may simply be a single drop of rain
• Pure contentedness. (Yes, yes, I know it should be contentment)
• I'll be buried with my tankard
• you must be the sponge to be the river
• We are legion, soon to be many.
• Why Ron Paul won't be president

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