Findings:

• I tried to write a node better than this and failed.
• If you think hugs are better than drugs, you haven't tried LSD
• Even better than the real thing
• Some Days are Better than Others
• It's better to burn out than to fade away
• Hugs and drugs are better than hugs or drugs
• Better blatant than latent
• A determination to do better than
• Why going to college is WAY better than going to work
• It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
• My Senses Work Better Than Yours
• Your Scars Were Better Than Mine
• Better than kicking him into next week
• Can't nothin' fail but a try
• I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
• Original better than the sequel
• for() is better than while()
• Better Than Garbo
• every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
• It's better to be alone than to wish you were
• I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• Better Dead Than Red
• Indigenous people are better than you
• It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.
• Your version of my story is probably so much better than the real one anyway.
• Ideas are better than apples
• Is Deodorant Better than Antiperspirant?
• better than the best
• Stories I Have Tried to Write
• Boys are better than girls: Adolescent gender socialization in North America
• Why IRC is better than Real Life
• better late than never
• Treatment of corporations
• all other times are better than 6 am
• The Age in Which We Tried To Find A Better Way to Kill Everybody
• Why chocolate is better than sex
• Half a loaf is better than none
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• Why Real Life is better than IRC
• There were times better than this
• How to write an English paper and fail
• The book is better than the movie
• Better Than Sex: Confessions of a Political Junkie
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• CD vs. vinyl
• There's no better mirror than a child
• Bad Dylan is better than good Diamond
• Why cats are better than dogs
• better than a living will
• Software that tries to work in situations it cannot control will inevitably fail
• It's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
• long printf() argument lists' parameters are better pre- than postfixed with ','
• There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
• Rebeca Martinez
• A better model than the one at data general
• I have children; therefore I am better than you
• I've got better things to do than drugs
• Is it better to try to improve yourself, or to accept yourself as you are?
• My nowhere is better than your nowhere
• Circular chips are better than triangular chips
• better off with him than here with me
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• It's better to be hated than ignored
• Exhaustion is better than drugs
• Nothing's better than rocking out
• My Dad Is Better Than Your Dad
• A modem is better than nothing
• Better him than me
• Are we better than everything else?
• Love will fill us up, will make us better than
• Nothing says "Science!" better than a long series of graphs and charts
• It's better to be solitary than with incompatible people
• What Everything does better than anything else
• Better than Sex
• Two heads are better than one
• Better Than Chocolate
• mermaids never miss their legs in the sea because mermaids know that there are better ways to move through the ocean than kicking.
• Is a crush better than a relationship?
• What can be better than that?
• a crust of bread is better than nothing
• painting yourself into a corner today is better than spending a week thinking about painting
• I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
• Even in hell, I knew better than to eat the salsa
• Better Than Sex Cake
• Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven
• Tickling is better than sex
• Ducks are better than rabbits
• Why underground music is "better" than commercial music
• Better than Life
• better than 2 (user)
• my blood approves, and kisses are a better fate than wisdom
• Better Than Sex Cake II
• It's better to light a candle than curse the darkness
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• Why Cucumbers are Better than Men
• why internet relationships are better than real relationships
• Local cop tries to embarrass city, fails
• Better Than Ezra
• I can do much better than this
• There are more and better reasons to dislike a human being than race or religion
• I know better than you do that I've got a hold on you.
• 10 reasons E2 is better than sleep
• Music that sounds better backward than forward
• I can degrade myself better than you can
• better than natural
• Much better than a piss test
• It doesn't get any better than this
• Better safe than sorry
• Undertaker, Nortel sells better than you do
• It will get better
• It's Not Better - Just Different
• Better things to do? (e2poll)
• radios work better when closer to her skin
• CIFS: Common Insecurities Fail Scrutiny (6)
• I have failed to integrate the machine experience into my life
• less than
• Smarter than a brick?
• Do female homosexuals have it easier than male homosexuals?
• Indier than thou
• I am uglier than you imagine
• To tell the truth I am never happier than when I am a kangaroo
• When is a monkey's orgasm more than just fun and games?
• It's just a doll, but it's a million times more real than your chemicals
• heavier than lovers lie
• I find it hard to know myself, as I dress as two people, and my right eye is bigger than the left
• More of a knowledge fetishist than actually knowledgeable
• I tried to pull you into my head
• Try not being obscure just for the sake of it
• write protect
• Why I write
• Take a deep breath and write out your thoughts for me
• How to write a popular book on physics
• The history we chose not to write
• It's better to have loved and lost
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• Better the devil you know
• you know better
• Second city is better theory
• A simple and naive way to make the world a better place
• Better Made Potato Chips Inc.
• How to recover from a failed BIOS update
• Fail Blog
• We're bigger than Jesus now
• Uses for Dildos other than the obvious
• It was more than perfect understanding
• More than he was willing to give
• Flying is safer than driving
• Go then. There are other worlds than these.
• It takes more than milk to get rid of the taste
• Quantum entanglement and faster than light communication
• Some Girls Are Bigger Than Others
• Meteors are not needed less than mountains
• Never Eat Anything Bigger Than Your Head
• No one belongs here more than you.
• How I tried to teach the Theory of Three Dimensions to my Grandson, and with what success
• Why do male musical groups try to look threatening on their album covers?
• There is a family in me somewhere and some days it tries to tickle its way out.
• Dead links in writeups
• How to write an "A" paper with minimal effort
• How to write sex and violence - tastefully
• How to write fantasy that will absolutely slay the editors
• Women are writing what men used to write and men are writing what women used to write
• Better Living Through Circuitry

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