• what I thought was going to be a turtleneck turned out to be a dickey
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• Where be ye going, you Devon maid?
• She was coming out as he was going in.
• He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• i saw the ugliest thing in the world and thought it was neat-o
• If I was a woman I'd be a feminist too
• I was Dan for fifteen minutes and I never want to be Dan again
• a horse that's lost could be dreaming of the girl that's going to find him
• I Thought I Was A Child
• Thoughts on how religious proscriptions came to be
• he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
• I was watching through the window, you were going through the dances.
• Fast-talking career gal who thought she was one of the boys
• The teachers thought I was insane
• Was I nearly as anti-consumerism as I had initially thought?
• She probably thought your first language was English; your real first language was Joyce
• If I were watched alone, I'd be considered insane
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• I can't remember why I thought this was a bad idea
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• This was not my going away party
• No matter where I was, whisps of you haunted my thoughts
• Why fab might be going on an all-smoothie diet soon
• this was supposed to be a parable about the power of the imagination
• thoughts and ideas ought to be convoluted, because the things and people that they represent are equally so
• You thought the silent treatment was as cold as it could get
• It is better to be thought a fool
• Dumb laws
• As I Was Going to St Ives
• Seriously, though, who the hell did I think I was going to become?
• When I was five years old, I knew I was going to die
• I woke up and thought it was Saturday
• When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• She was too beautiful to be human
• On second thought, maybe I'd rather be dangerous
• If love was a circus, you'd be a clown
• Her self image was not the force field she imagined it to be
• It's going to be fine
• You do realise that this is going to be our lives for the next ten years?
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring - it was peace.
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• I'm going to be a Dad
• I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• I Thought My Father Was God
• I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• What's it going to be then, eh?
• If this was an Olympic Sport, I'd be world champion
• Once when I got like this I thought I was building a boat
• RIT was supposed to be built in New Mexico
• I'm going to be a programmer!
• I never thought it would be like this
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
• more sure of all I thought was true
• The smiles you smiled when you thought no one was looking
• I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes
• No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
• I was going to marry Marty
• If God was willing to let it be
• an invitation to be everything you never thought you could be
• Could you be any more of a poseur? 'Changes' was a best-of!
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• Where I'm From, You'd Think There Was a Tea Party Going On in the Hostess Dumpster
• To a girl who thought she was moving away
• For 5 minutes precisely, I thought I was dead
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• This song is meant to be played so loudly it liquefies your thoughts as you drive at night through abandoned neon dinosaur bones
• Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
• What if Everything You Thought You Knew About AIDS Was Wrong?
• This wasn't how it was supposed to be
• His love was enormous; it cleared rooms that desperately wanted to be full.
• Where's the kaboom?
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• Boy, I was sure lucky to be born into the one true faith!
• Shaymus is older than I thought he was
• There will be time
• every noder was once a normal human
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• The Rock Revolution Will Not Be Televised
• I may be a trenchie bitch, but you forget we wear combat boots!
• The day I was showering with two black men
• Forget what you think you know about the opposite sex
• As this was my generation's war
• Things to consider if you think someone might be dead
• Should high school be mandatory?
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 7
• Why Star Trek: Series V would be a bad thing
• How to be happy for a certain period of time
• It Will Always Be Here For You
• Valour can be brown
• LGBT issues need to be discussed in class
• A fine time to be in the Army
• The Be Good Tanyas
• I have good reason to be thirsty today
• The page cannot be displayed
• Darkness Be My Friend
• OMG!!1 I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED AGAIN
• If we were all part of one big television show, seriously, you'd be a poorly written character
• Frankenstein Must Be Destroyed
• Don't be an ass at a restaurant
• twelve ways to do and be is enough for cats
• all I want to be is holding your hand
• We'd all be better off if shaking hands were making love, and children were found in the cabbage patch.
• be a telemarketer
• be ver (user)
• The World (as it ought to be)
• must be joking (user)
• The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost.
• The sound of the violin will always be the sound of my disintegrating marriage
• I don't want to be successful
• Maybe even this will one day be pleasant to recall
• Where we're headed, you'll be looking backwards
• The company giveth and the company taketh away. Blessed be the name of the company.
• Tomorrow will surely be much like today.
• be good to each other
• Born To Be A Rock Star
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• And the sad thing is, I know what's going to kill me
• You're going the wrong way!
• Going My Way?
• Who's going to believe a nine-year-old girl?
• It takes two people to make you and one person to die. That is how the world is going to end.
• Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
• Nicole Oresme and his Philosophies: An Example of Medieval Scientific Thought
• wish i'd thought of it
• This is what I thought and so, I ran
• Primitive Thought
• Geri Halliwell
• Thoughts in the Presence of Fear
• A (very) brief history of U.S. legal thought
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• Funeral for Creative Thought
• Organic thought
• And the sky was made of amethysts
• That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
• Calvin Coolidge was the 30th President
• Lando was supposed to die
• Her name was Natalie
• I was not sleeping anymore
• Pain and beauty, our constant bedfellows. Young as I was, I understood.
• Hitler Was A Vegetarian
• I was Christian and all I got was this lousy painting
• Was it Love, or Obsession?
• Saki wa imasen
• I was addicted to parents
• Okay, okay, I confess! It was me! I broke the internet!
• When I Was Born for the 7th Time
• You must be 18 or older to enter
• Japanese alphabet
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• He Was a Crook
• was hael
• Chant and be Happy
• I had to call my father this evening and tell him I was dying.
• It'd be nice to be a sex symbol
• Making sure your ballot was counted in a United States Election
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• There never was a body that gave the undertaker a tip
• Every "why" question can be answered by a phrase using the word "idiot"
• Democracy assassinated the family that was here
• What it's like to be skinny
• She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
• If you took away the floor, we'd be floating
• and his sweat was as it were great drops of blood falling down to the ground
• Children can be cruel
• the river was cool. I wiped off every dangerous, sacred drop.
• Be my ?
• There Was No Leak

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