• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• Shaymus is older than I thought he was
• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• She grew a little older, while he was telling her
• All he left her was alone
• Tom, He was a Piper's Son
• For one thing, he was sure his granny would never have used smack.
• He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
• In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• She was coming out as he was going in.
• Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
• An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• He Was a Crook
• he listened so well, he was still curious.
• She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
• At least he was gentle
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Long and lean, he was a sex machine, and he schooled every girl in town
• The Trial: Andrew Johnson was not guilty of the crimes for which he was impeached.
• He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
• "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
• The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
• More than he was willing to give
• I married him because he was not mean
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• It was 1992. He smiled.
• He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
• Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
• He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
• The first time I knew I was different
• Nostalgic for a time that I never experienced and for a person I never was
• the desert was once alive, but I don't remember it
• Barnum was right
• It was hormones, it was hormones, but it was valid
• Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
• The first time I saw him was I emit tsal ehT
• Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
• judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
• I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes
• he doesn't know, but her eyes widen too far
• (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
• If all you picked up tonight was this node title, it's time you went to a Brit nodermeet
• When I was young Time had no wings
• he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
• He Has Left Us Alone But Shafts of Light Sometimes Grace the Corner of Our Rooms
• For 5 minutes precisely, I thought I was dead
• Dawn was a lucky time to give birth
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• The real reason pi was never calculated to a high precision in ancient times
• I was burned and bleeding, but the galaxy still spun on
• In Your Heart You Know He's Right
• When again between cities was comfortable and right
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• This is the time. The time was now. And now is then. This was the time.
• I was put on hold for time to gnaw me raw.
• Last time I checked, Buddha was not just some lameass winamp skin for Jesus
• The time a thug punched my friend in the face because he could
• To a girl who thought she was moving away
• someday, when she will think back upon the time when she was as yet undishonored
• He needed to repeat some well-used mantra of love just one more time
• the horrible gift was really quite right
• What if Everything You Thought You Knew About AIDS Was Wrong?
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• Heinlein was right- writing IS a disease....
• more sure of all I thought was true
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• At that time I was taken up with alchemy
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• She was so pleased to learn that she was right
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• Why, Martha, for the longest time there was no railway station in Slough!
• How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
• There was a time before
• he did not look back. he walked slowly. he might stop at any time.
• The teachers thought I was insane
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• Was There a Time
• He smiles but it's not real.
• but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
• He vowed not to consider any time interval shorter than one hour.
• You thought the silent treatment was as cold as it could get
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• The flowers smiled, but she was gone
• Raleigh Was Right
• Pete Townshend was right about Saddam Hussein
• Magneto Was Right
• I Thought I Was A Child
• what I thought was going to be a turtleneck turned out to be a dickey
• She was locked in time
• Before Time Was
• When I Was Born for the 7th Time
• In the dream he laughs and says, You thought they were graceful on the ground
• Fast-talking career gal who thought she was one of the boys
• No matter where I was, whisps of you haunted my thoughts
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• She probably thought your first language was English; your real first language was Joyce
• i saw the ugliest thing in the world and thought it was neat-o
• I bought an orange, but it was a grapefruit
• But an unchewed square catches in his windpipe and he crumples to the floor like someone poisoned by life
• God was in the west too, at one time.
• I was a teenage time traveling combat waitress
• I wanted to see how many times he wouldn't ask.
• Dumb laws
• I can't remember why I thought this was a bad idea
• Last time I was in Chicago I broke my ass
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• The real horror was not what had been redacted, but the reasons why.
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• Where was her angel all those times the sky clouded over
• He learned to dance from emus but he learned to love from seraphim
• Was I nearly as anti-consumerism as I had initially thought?
• There was a time when I was a better person
• Fruit cut from the vine, forgot and left to rot, long before it was time
• It was the right thing to do.
• That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
• How Gudrun cast herself into the Sea, but was brought ashore again
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• I had no idea what he thought about me.
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• There was silence in my heart, but you found a way to break it.
• "I was born this way" as justification for gay rights harms the gay and lesbian community
• I was shaking, but not from the cold
• Once when I got like this I thought I was building a boat
• strange and too short but I was lonely
• he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
• I woke up and thought it was Saturday
• I Thought My Father Was God
• When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
• I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
• A long time ago, under the shady tree in my yard, I was dead
• The smiles you smiled when you thought no one was looking
• God can do what he wants
• Able was I, ere I saw Elba
• Chris and What He Untaught Me
• He flew an A-10 Thunderbolt
• If the King's English was good enough for Jesus
• He ain't heavy, he's my brother
• How was your trip to London, Dan?
• Meditation V: Of the Essence of Material Things, and, again, of God, that he Exists
• If I were watched alone, I'd be considered insane
• He didn't want to be Gary anymore
• Na of Wa
• A poem for two pages of panel art for a comic that was never written
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
• Suicide Was A Good Choice
• "Hello," he lied
• Sex with my sister was always really, really good
• I, even I, am he who knoweth the roads through the sky, and the wind thereof is my body

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