Findings:
- Imagine how happy you might be if you spent less time imagining how happy you might be.
- Working in a library is never as much fun as you think it might be.
- If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
- Working in a greenhouse is sometimes as much fun as you think it might be.
- Things to consider if you think someone might be dead
- Things to consider if you think you might be a cartoon character
- They Might Be Giants
- If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
- How to be a backstabber
- I beg of you, cradle my head so that I might be with you forever
- How can a thinking, rational adult be a pandeist?
- This wasn't how it was supposed to be
- This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
- I never realized how helpful a visual arts degree could be in fixing sump pumps
- This world might be saved, if only for the children
- Think no more, lad; laugh, be jolly
- Why wiring your own phone line might not be a good idea
- Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
- How to be a lardass
- Don't be an ass at a restaurant
- How to be a polite smoker in a non-smoking world
- How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
- You might be a '90s kid if
- Your dog might be evil...
- If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
- how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
- might be burned in at this point
- you can't you can never be sure. you die without knowing.
- there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
- How to be a fuck-up
- How the hell am I supposed to be romantic?
- How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
- Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
- How the Sun Came to Be
- Things to consider if you might be talking to an alien
- How to be a terrible customer
- How can a thinking, rational adult be a monotheist?
- Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
- How can something be more beautiful than it is?
- How to be a professional public transit passenger
- How to be a geek
- I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
- How to be a convincing teenage girl on IRC
- How to be an improv musician
- Nothing to do, nothing to say, I think I must be dreaming
- Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
- You never think it will be the ducks
- How to be a Better Person
- This walk in the woods might be as dangerous as unprotected sex
- How could anybody know how we got to be this way?
- Imagine how the world would be if only wrecking balls could destroy flowers
- How Not to be Wrong
- how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
- Men are designed to be good hunters, but it's women who are born killers
- You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
- You might be a Michigander
- Music need not be popular to be good
- grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
- Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
- Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
- Goops and How to be Them
- How to disappear completely and never be found
- How to speak about women and be politically incorrect
- This must be the night when I remember how to fly, when the breeze catches my weight at last
- Forget what you think you know about the opposite sex
- How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
- Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
- Nicotine might not be the most harmful ingredient of tobacco
- The Enigmatic Head of They Might Be Giants
- How the Internet Came to Be
- Starving in the greenhouse
- How to Be a Complete Bastard
- I Might Be Wrong
- How to be a good customer
- I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
- How the Internet came to be: On use by other networks
- How To Be Funny
- When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
- How to request that a writeup be deleted
- How to be a badass
- Two Shall Be Born
- How to be a Jackass in your own home
- How can a thinking, rational adult be an atheist?
- Your god might be evil....
- I Should Be Allowed To Think
- How can you defend people you know to be guilty?
- they does not know what it might be to live without them
- you just might be evil
- How Should A Person Be?
- How to be a human in love and other impossible things
- Notes on What's What and on What it Might be Reasonable to do about Whats What
- I learnt how to be racist in anti-racism lessons
- Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
- How long can any one heart be so confused?
- How it's Going to Be
- Taking a wrong turn in Connecticut can be worse than you think
- It's a grocery store how purple should my prose be?
- I learned how to be a prostitute in Nebraska
- How to be invisible
- and that's how it's supposed to be
- if you think you are the strongest you can be, then you are
- I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
- How to be a more productive writer
- How to be a Canadian Male
- Running toward the edge
- How complex can a public toilet be?
- Why I sometimes think I must be insane
- How to be monstrously shallow
- How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
- Automobile tire pressure
- How to be a jerk and piss off your SO
- How to be the first one off the line at a 4-way stop sign
- How to be an asshole
- How not to be a 15 year old JavaScript hack
- How to be telekinetic
- I'm straight, but you might be the one
- How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
- Thoughts on how religious proscriptions came to be
- I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
- How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
- You might be a Mormon
- How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
- How to be a Gangsta (in 5 simple steps)
- How to Be a Charismatic Cult Leader
- How to be a troll
- How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?
- Be cool in college
- How to be happy for a certain period of time
- How to be Exceptionally Friendly
- How the Moon Came to Be
- How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
- how to be a friend
- How to be anonymous
- You might be a moogle...
- Boy, I was sure lucky to be born into the one true faith!
- How to be a Romantic Poet
- How To Be Good
- Why fab might be going on an all-smoothie diet soon
- How to be a good evil villain
- Born to be Wild
- Education is evil. Knowledge is evil. Be a moron. Forget how to spell.
- How to be Happy, Dammit
- What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
- You might be a Washingtonian
- How the Internet came to be: The birth of the ARPANET
- Being a good lab partner and dealing with a bad lab partner
- If you weren't gay, I think I'd be in love with you
- How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
- How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
- How can vitality be achieved in figure painting?
- How the Internet came to be: On scaling
- Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
- How to get Apache to be a bit more secretive
- How to Be Alone
- Cyclists : Be kind to pedestrians
- How the Internet came to be: The Internet takes off
- how does it feel to be carried out to the trash?
- How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
- How interracial coupling can be eugenic
- No. 43: How Not To Be a Geek
- Adam fell that men might be
- If Huey Lewis Isn't Still Cool Then How Can I Be?
- Beware! This might be reality!
- How to be a street musician
- How the Internet came to be: The birth of the Internet
- How To Be Happy In A Sad, Sad World
- I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
- How to be a better amateur astronomer
- how can words exist and not be acceptable?
- How to be a good motorcycle passenger
- How can a thinking, rational adult be religious?
- When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
- For Nicholas, wherever he might be now
- How can idealism be a bad thing?
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