• Where I'm From, You'd Think There Was a Tea Party Going On in the Hostess Dumpster
• oh God, i'm going to regret this one
• Stay there. I'm going to get my gun.
• Do you really think voting for a third party candidate is going to "send a message"?
• Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
• I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
• I'm Going Crazy
• I'm going to Disneyland
• I'm going to the moon
• I'm going to take five of those six exclamation points and drive them into the soft flesh under your fingernails
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• i enjoy myself most when i'm all alone
• I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• I'm going to be a Dad
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• My mom thinks I'm a satanist
• I'm starting to think I was a waste of a perfectly good placenta
• this is how i'm going to die.
• Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
• I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
• I'm going to be a programmer!
• I'm going to kill you
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• I'm going to run out of hints to drop
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• Guess what? I'm NOT talking to myself.
• Crazy People Always Think I'm the Sweetest Guy
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• I can often think myself right into the nuthouse
• if you don't stop laughing I'm going to pour Mountain Dew on your bed
• I'm Going Straight to Heaven
• And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
• I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore
• Help! I'm going to have sex
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• Why I think I'm a disgusting human being
• They think I'm a god
• I think I'm in Love with Everything
• my heart, exploding so loudly i can hardly hear myself think
• Where the hell do you think you're going today?
• Seriously, though, who the hell did I think I was going to become?
• I'm going to love you like the undead woe their graves, crave the living.
• Why do people only think I'm hot when I'm not available?
• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
• The world is bleak and horrible and depressing, so I'm going to set it on fire and laugh
• Someday soon, I'm going to save you from your life
• I'm Going Home
• I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
• Theories about the future that make you think "Holy shit, I'm scared!"
• I'm going to miss the squirrels
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?
• I think I'm finally ready for an everything2 account
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
• From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
• I'm Going to Go Back There Someday
• I'm not what you think
• I'm Going Slightly Mad
• HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, OWNER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WAREHOUSE. YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• My cats think I'm a God
• I remind myself I'm a married woman
• I'm Not Going to Lie to You
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• I'm a stranger here myself
• I'm All You Can Think About
• I'm going to have to ask you to leave
• I'm going to paint a number 7.
• I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
• I think I'm getting distracted again
• I think I'm turning into a guy
• You think you're special
• think cash
• Do Make Say Think
• Sometimes I think you love that doomsday machine more than you love me.
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• i keep thinking that this rain could last forever and i don't think it could ever stop
• Going through the motions
• Going After Cacciato
• I Am Slowly Going Crazy
• Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
• Going for the One
• going slowly
• Santa's festive fear mongering wasn't going as well as he'd hoped, but the other Santa and I were enjoying the gingerbread.
• I'm sorry
• I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
• I'm Waiting for the Man
• I'm game
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• Exactly Where I'm At
• I'm not sharing him
• I'm on a bus
• I'm Gay, not dead!
• That sweet voice is the means of your coup, and I'm on the retreat
• I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
• To Women, As Far As I'm Concerned
• im a streat nigger 9 (user)
• Please say it's not too late now that I'm dead and gone
• I'm the King of the Castle
• You're A Woman, I'm a Machine
• I'm not thumbing for a lift
• What I learned about myself this year, 1999
• I want to dissect myself
• audio editing
• while she sleeps, i write myself into her life
• shoot the breeze
• Point and shoot
• If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will accidentally shoot their children
• You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
• Well at least this time I don't think you're dying.
• I don't think I like your system
• I think my cats are missing the point
• You think of Everything while saving your little brother from certain doom
• Sometimes I think he forgets, and I need this, this night
• Think of the children!
• death i think is no parenthesis
• going dumb
• Going Gold
• Going Overboard
• Why fab might be going on an all-smoothie diet soon
• If you're going to speak archaic English, use it correctly!
• Freedonia's going to war
• Eat like every meal's a banquet. Drink like every flagon's your last. Fuck like you're going into battle
• Im-
• How to say "I'm crazy"
• I'm creating a religion... you'll like it!
• I'm a good teenage kid, not a rebel out to kill
• I'm tired of calling 911
• I'm a luser
• I'm just a collection of electrons
• I'm out; I'm free. Down here the night air is purple. What do I do with it all?
• I'm in the mood to move
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• Point-Counterpoint: Just because I'm gay and you're a guy doesn't mean I want you
• I'm Not Sleeping
• I'm a programmer (user)
• HI im vik (user)
• I'm 4 JC (user)
• I'm too old for this shit
• Hey, kid. I'm a computer.
• I'm looking for a friend
• Saving myself for Holden Caulfield
• Now that I have nothing resembling a desk, I am allowing myself a node to fantasize about one
• Not Myself
• I caught myself
• if it moves, shoot it!
• edev: I Shot Guest User (but I did not shoot n-a-t-e)
• think
• I think I know that I am almost always afraid.
• Think Unix
• When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
• I do not think that they will sing to me.
• The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
• Why do gays think that men would rather give a blow job than sex to a complete stranger?
• Running an information technology department is harder than you think
• They think it's all over
• You'd think a cookie killed his dog
• why I think I can't do anything
• I think this hurts. I can't tell.
• going forward
• The trumpet sounds within in-a my soul, I ain't going to stay here
• The Book of Going Forth by Day
• Who's going to believe a nine-year-old girl?
• Her heart is in little tiny pieces that are going to blow away.
• whither are you going
• I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
• I'm Proud of You
• I'm in love with a big black man named "Flower"
• All in all, I'm just another brick in the wall
• I'm so tough
• I signed up for the carpool for all the wrong reasons and now I'm bitter as Hell
• I'm just realizing, at 20 years of age, that I enjoy classical music
• I'm not talking about
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry

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