• I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
• Where I'm From, You'd Think There Was a Tea Party Going On in the Hostess Dumpster
• I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
• I'm Gonna Watch You Sleep
• I'm All You Can Think About
• I think I'm in Love with Everything
• Theories about the future that make you think "Holy shit, I'm scared!"
• Why do people only think I'm hot when I'm not available?
• My mom thinks I'm a satanist
• Why I think I'm a disgusting human being
• They think I'm a god
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• I think I'm getting distracted again
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?
• My cats think I'm a God
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
• I'm Gonna Git You Sucka
• I'm gonna make you come tonight
• I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
• I'm not what you think
• I'm starting to think I was a waste of a perfectly good placenta
• I'm Gonna Ride That Southern Railway Line
• I think I'm finally ready for an everything2 account
• Bloody hell... I'm gonna die to Boney M
• I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)
• I'm sure gonna miss those brain cells
• I think I'm turning into a guy
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• One more look at the ghost before I'm gonna make it leave
• fuck it, I love you even if I'm gonna feel like shit
• Crazy People Always Think I'm the Sweetest Guy
• Screw diapers, your kids are gonna need tire swings and bananas, Monkey Boy
• I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again
• (I'm Your) Hoochie Coochie Man
• Is this the blues I'm singing?
• I'm a zookeeper, not an artist
• I'm falling in love with you
• I'm not a rocket scientist, but
• I'm insensitive, and I don't know anything
• I'm against affirmative action and I'm benefiting from it.
• I'm From New Jersey
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• I'm in love: A reflection on life
• Just great, I'm actually a coward
• Remember I'm awful, in love with you
• HI im vik (user)
• Nobody fly with me; I'm cursed
• John McCain is a Butthead; I'm Barack Obama and I approve this message
• I'm always breathless when you call
• I'm running away to Alaska
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• Conventional views about human cloning
• I didn't think that the air could scream in resistance until you approached me
• Can computers think?
• You think about Everything when wrecking your car
• Shudder to Think
• Running an information technology department is harder than you think
• They think it's all over
• I think of my organs and fold my arms
• i don't want to think about it anymore
• I Should Be Allowed To Think
• What're we gonna do tomorrow night, Brain?
• Im Elvis (user)
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• I'm a writer. What are you?
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• i'm just a girl
• I'm Too Sexy
• I'm not gay
• I'm on a bus
• I'm a Catholic Girl, of course I swallow
• Fuck you, I'm a Hindu
• im in your pants (user)
• Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
• (I'm just a) Love Machine
• Help! I'm going to have sex
• I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
• Shag Me, I'm Famous
• Puke 'N Rally
• I think not
• Do you think you could love me now?
• Working in a greenhouse is sometimes as much fun as you think it might be.
• Think Metric
• I don't think I would want to date her now, anyway
• Are your pets as loyal as you think they are?
• Black Hand Over Europe - The Croat Problem - III. What the Man-in-the-Street Thinks
• Some nights, alone, he thinks of her, and some nights, alone, she thinks of him
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• i keep thinking that this rain could last forever and i don't think it could ever stop
• It Ain't Gonna Be Me
• I'm in this for the long haul
• I'm gay
• Women want me when I'm taken
• I'm scared
• I'm seeing a pattern here
• I'm Down
• Hello, my name is Kensey, and I'm an addict
• I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
• You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk
• I'm going to Disneyland
• Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion
• I'm too judgmental with people who are too judgmental
• I'm from the government, and I'm here to help you.
• Right now, I'm wishing for fireflies
• if you don't stop laughing I'm going to pour Mountain Dew on your bed
• I'm on a diet!
• Dammit, I'm mad
• I'm no saviour. I'm just a nut with a baseball bat.
• Lie on your back and think of England
• Libertarian views on age of consent laws
• Music need not be popular to be good
• Claiming to think of an individual of the opposite sex as a sibling
• Hurry, think, grandma is dying
• trained not to think
• Think Different (user)
• You Might Think It's Sexual But Actually It's Not
• death i think is no parenthesis
• We gonna party like it's 1999 (e2poll)
• I'm not that kinda girl
• I'm a crazy old lady whose ex-husband bought himself a Soloflex for my birthday
• my old boss is dying, and I'm not sure what to feel
• Oh no, I'm thinking out loud again
• Aw, Mom, ya know I'm not like other guys; I'm nervous and my socks are too loose
• I'm Not Rappaport
• I'm just realizing, at 20 years of age, that I enjoy classical music
• That's my story and I'm stickin' to it
• I'm Alan Partridge
• Pleidiol wyf i'm gwlad
• It's late, and I'm tired
• I'm Sas (user)
• HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, OWNER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WAREHOUSE. YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.
• You're A Woman, I'm a Machine
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
• I'm lazy. It's all I know.
• I'm dead (user)
• I think that I shall never see
• Think About Mutation
• Think Quick
• No matter what you think, you can NOT do homework in bed
• I can think of worse things than to die like a dog
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
• Drink while you think
• You'd think a cookie killed his dog
• why I think I can't do anything
• I think this hurts. I can't tell.
• You Aren't Gonna Need It
• Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor not a bricklayer!
• I'm afraid, sometimes, at night
• I'm passionate about my plant life
• Can you tell I'm a man?
• I'm sorry that you feel that way
• I'm working on it
• Don't hate me because I'm evil
• I'm a Southern Baptist
• I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
• I'm afraid, I thought, I'm too afraid to jump, I'm a coward, and at that moment I jumped
• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
• I'm No Fool
• I feel like I'm being watched
• "My God," she said, "I'm beautiful."
• I don't shiver because I'm cold. I shiver because you are.
• I'm a slasher... of prices!
• I'm so worldly, I shit globes
• I'm too old for this shit
• Yeah, I know I'm dead;
• i'm reflected in your failure, i'm refracted in your collapse
• a grecian urn can hold a lot of puke

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