Findings:
- Gods exist but will only talk to those who stay awake after bedtime under the covers.
- I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
- I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
- I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
- Soulmates who will never ever meet again
- You will not remember me at all
- Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
- Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
- A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
- I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
- What's Hecuba to him, or he to Hecuba, that he should weep for her?
- People who don't smoke will never die
- so that all her children will be adventurers in light
- I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
- My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
- ALL WHO STAND IN MY WAY WILL DIE, BY STEEL!!!!!!!
- Tell me what you read, and I will tell you who you are
- The Boy Who Will Never Win A Coin-Toss
- Sketch me with charcoal. A pencil will never do, Argenis.
- She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
- you never felt her hot blood on your face but, hey, who's keeping track
- Please tell me it will all be okay.
- I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
- you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
- I will sell you all of me; complete. Starting price, ten dollars.
- Strange man makes permanent visit
- A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
- Is it you, Sir, who cut me? Or is it I who cut you?
- I will never drink root beer again
- Men And Women Will Never Be The Same
- Questions we will never have answers to
- Never Yawn or Say A Commonplace Thing
- I never heard him say "I love you"
- Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
- I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
- you're the only one who doesn't know
- Military exemptions for only or sole surviving sons
- I never lie to you, I just allow you to misunderstand me
- Frisky, most silver, serene -- bright step at the margins of air, you tiny colossus and winsome and master me, easy in sunlight, you gracious one come to me, live in my life
- How to stay up all night if you've been up all day
- Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
- Where have all the cute young nurses gone?
- ender will save me (user)
- there's nothing quite as wonderful to me as the assorted scars of a woman who's too busy reading to watch where she's walking
- All around me
- Two shadows walk with me as my only allies
- I am attracted to gay men, famous actors, and men who live in different time zones or are already taken. It's safer that way.
- I look around and see only sandals. Looking up I find myself in the presence of Gods.
- He who wants to fight will find a club
- A man who will not die for something is not fit to live
- the hope of a skinny kid with a funny name who believes that America has a place for him, too
- May those who are born after me
- pingouin, will you marry me?
- Sometimes, my paranoia overtakes me and I find myself asking, "IS ONE OF THE E2 EDITORS OUT TO GET ME!?"
- You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
- She only wants me for sex
- Many of me, laid end to end, would never reach the moon
- Love Me or Leave Me
- By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
- I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
- Why Deeahblita will never be late again
- She disappeared as if he had only dreamed her
- It will never be just you
- If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
- The Spy Who Loved Me
- What will happen to me, when you die?
- The Tornado, or, how we almost all got killed.
- How to disable or translate caps lock in Microsoft Windows 2000
- Technological advancement that will destroy us all
- I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
- Some lovers (like the old you and I) never experience love at all
- Women only like me for my mind
- confusion in her eyes that says it all
- Never Let Me Go
- When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him
- Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
- Don't tell me about her
- He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
- we can give up, but the world never will
- Some foods, I am convinced, are packaged only for families of 3 or more and bulimics
- Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
- Never Let Me Down Again
- Will Ya Ride Me Like A Monkey Missus? : An Anglo-Irish E2 Get-Together
- How I invented Anna and made her a character in all my stories
- You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
- or because we are all Supermen living in the city of the future
- life is short, life is shit, and soon it will all be over
- u'll never know me (user)
- all we can see is open road, telephone poles, a sun that is always setting
- It's Me or the Dog
- let the memories be good for those who stay
- She sat in virginal white, eyes closed, with only her face in rose
- His ex-wife was so frigid, her clitoris was only the tip of the iceberg.
- I will never take a man underwear shopping
- World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
- I am so sorry and you will never know
- Gaily they went down in the lush field a treasure of valuables or specie or bullion lodged with a crust of bread into her coat of arms weaving currying the embroidering of silk in summer.
- There will never be another you
- Is it fair for him to love me when she craves his touch?
- I never met him. He broke my heart.
- Come, let me gnaw your fingernails that I may absorb and lose myself in the wise and gritty detritus
- Oh Sensei, will you please cook for me?
- For the man who inspired me to dance
- If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will accidentally shoot their children
- I do not think that they will sing to me.
- This is me. This is who I am. The numbers shouldn't matter.
- All of Me
- There is nothing left for me there, except for all that I left behind
- all of these people are me
- Girl gangstas
- Reconstructing Literature or what to do with all of these penises
- Victor Burczyki, a man who once bought me a beer and told me this story
- Love at first sight OR Girls who are Boys who bring thoughts of philosophy and anthropomorphic hermaphrodism: A Story
- Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
- Who let her get at the Johnny Walker
- Those who come to scoff often stay to pray
- If only I could get into her head
- Lie to Myself, or Lie to the World
- A Dice Throw Will Never Do Away With Chance
- Tell him, she told me
- Only open if you have already decided not to accept our offer.
- Stay here with me
- I didn't think that the air could scream in resistance until you approached me
- Who Pulls Me Down? Double Predestination in Marlowe's Faustus
- Should I stay or should I go?
- It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
- wasn't I the guy who walked these streets all night?
- everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
- more you swear at the work, the more difficult it will appear to laymen
- The portion of her face she allows me to see
- I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
- Fermat will never find solace of yes
- Give me Liberty or give me death
- Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
- I remember books being like air and food and water to me
- Drink to Me Only With Thine Eyes
- You couldn't make me give it up to cheapening words for all the empathy and adulation in the world
- Even I laughed at me when I built this cross-species genetic analyzer. Well I guess I showed myself!
- All That You Love Will Be Carried Away
- let me know who you are now.
- He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
- Loved him before anyone else thought of him at all
- Kiss me once and never again
- It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
- I never even went to Las Vegas, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt
- All he left her was alone
- Do I stay or run away?
- it's beyond all of us, and it makes me hold your hand a little tighter
- The Tragedy of Prince Hamlet and the Philosopher's Stone, or, A Will Most Incorrect to Heaven by William Shakespeare
- Against you I will fling myself, unvanquished and unyielding, O Death!
- The Man Who Never Sleeps
- Some nights, alone, he thinks of her, and some nights, alone, she thinks of him
- let her take me, feed on me, devour me
- If I don't save the wee turtles, who will?
- I will make him promises, but not ones I am afraid to break
- Ruining your illusions of me. Or cementing them.
- Is that massive cerebral hemorrhaging, or are you just happy to see me?
- Dynamo Open Air
- Only Jesus can judge me
- feline allergies
- I take a long time to ejaculate. Do I have a problem?
- Be you all pleas'd, your pleasures grieve not me
- All scientific theories will eventually be disproved
- I fried myself in The Finnish E2 Get-Together, and all I got was a hippie song stuck in my head
- Motivate me to move and I'll give you a reason to stay in bed
- My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.
- Disengage Quickly or the Seams Will Become Transparent
- It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
- In all that you never were
- I cannot find the right words to touch the sky with me Yesterday tomorrow and forever in a white crystalline bask of your teddy bear beauty will you love me yes ok thx!
- Every beautiful woman has someone who is tired of her
- Only When I Lose Myself
- After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
- There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
- Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you
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