• The nuns had it coming
• A Slap in the Face of Public Taste
• I wish I had my own orchestra
• This is a story I wish I had been able to write. Hope you like it.
• I Wish All U.S. Americans Had Maps
• What I Didn't Learn in Church Last Sunday (and wish I had)
• If I had called you, would you still be dead?
• A face like a slapped arse
• I had seen the whole thing coming like a ghost train. Here I am on the tracks, still bleeding, taking phone numbers, haunted.
• We're flawed because we want so much more. We're ruined because we get these things and wish for what we had.
• I wish I had been told what Schrödinger really meant
• I wish I had something worth hiding
• Death had the ultimate poker face
• boss i wish you had told me
• I Wish I Had Duck Feet
• I wish I had the magic words that could take pain away
• i didn't write this, but i wish i had
• poker face
• Leather Face (user)
• Someone outlined against the sky, the sun too bright to see her face
• There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
• How to do the fabled cute face!
• False Faces
• I seem to recognize your face
• FART FACE (user)
• Why if I ever meet Nancy Grace, I'll punch her in her yapping poodle-like face
• had
• If I Had $1000000
• I once had a cavity
• Comfort to a Youth that had lost his Love
• If I Had a Hammer
• The Fun They Had
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• The most difficult decision President Bush has ever had to make
• A hippie, a nun, and a bus driver
• slap save
• A crazy ideological teenager who still thinks that clear, free, rational thinking can save the world
• I still miss you
• Bullshit squared is still just bullshit
• The Protestant Reformation is still unfinished.
• Life is essentially meaningless, still we fear death
• I lived and I died, and the cats are still jumping through hoops
• If Huey Lewis Isn't Still Cool Then How Can I Be?
• I still can't think of anything about Fight Club that changed my life
• Three Wishes
• Some Jews actually get pissed when you wish them a Merry Christmas
• Wish Tree
• I Wish Momma Sang the Blues
• Saving face, losing time, staring off into an alternate reality
• The Gas Face
• Face Centered Cubic
• The Face of the Earth
• Her face could make the ocean ache
• Your face goes here
• When you can almost recognize her face, but you can't remember her name
• The "How many partners have you had" question
• What the Wizard had to say.
• If I Had the World to Give
• Empty at last she had room to unfurl
• had better
• impossible now to discern which had cleaved a heart from the errant which had missed the mark.
• You had to pretend success was fucked
• I had no idea what he thought about me.
• Psalm 119: Nun
• Slap Her... She's French
• How, though the Sphere shewed me other mysteries of Spaceland, I still desired more; and what came of it
• We Still Pray
• For a few more precious seconds, the body I was born with was still in one piece
• When Pride Still Mattered
• Still, watching motion
• back when our blood was still warm
• I was burned and bleeding, but the galaxy still spun on
• Everything, lay still
• Such tattered wings. Still able to fly
• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• things i wish
• 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea: 3: As Master Wishes
• Gorgonzola's E2 Feature wish list (document)
• I used to wish I could dream in black and white
• face for radio
• I can see her face
• face the consequences
• Your face laid yellow on night
• The die is cast, you will cut the mustard or face the music
• I stared into the muddled sky with tears running down my face in small rivers, and I knew then that there was no hope
• The thirteen faces of Theodore Capra
• The Girl with the Million Dollar Face
• The Hero with a Thousand Faces
• you had to be there
• I Had a Little Nut Tree
• If I had a monkey, I'd give it a gun
• Don Quixote had his windmills, I have my helicopters
• For Want of a Nail : If Burgoyne Had Won at Saratoga
• The things we always thought, yet never had the courage to speak
• If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
• All the things she had at one point wanted to be
• If God had a cunt you'd be God
• slap
• Ko'^e'n, keeping still, mountain
• The one he murdered once still loves him
• Still Looking for Ends
• Out of sight, still in mind, completely permanent
• Time stands still when you're in the tube
• Prairie Still Life
• Do you still want your first universe?
• Fresh Heart, Still Warm
• When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
• Wishes of an Elderly Man at a Garden Party
• We Wish you a Merry Christmas
• Wishes in Adom
• Solstice wish
• I wish I could tutor art. Maybe next term.
• Waking up with a dog breathing into your face
• Flying in the face of conventional stupidity
• Why Dost Thou Shade Thy Lovely Face?
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• When faced with an army of sheep, your only choice is to run
• Aphex Face
• sometimes the ugliest faces have the warmest smiles
• Link: Faces of Evil
• I had not thought death had undone so many
• If I only had a brain
• They had been expecting me
• The best tuna fish sandwich I've ever had
• I've had you here before
• I had a brother, once
• I was once young and had a home
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• Of fornication with a nun
• Do you want to get slapped?
• Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead
• Companies that still do animal testing
• The jury is still out
• How to drive a friend mad, and still feel good about yourself
• Maybe it's bad manners, but you still can't buy my baby
• that wounded rider knows the intimacies of the river. its earliest mud is still under his fingernails.
• Be Still
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• Everyone still remembers that time you threw up in grade one
• When You Wish Upon a Star
• Three wishes: An extravagant lie
• As an Atheist, I sometimes wish I were Jewish
• I wish I could eat the salt off of your lost faded lips
• Face Dancer (user)
• a face peeking in your window
• I can't see your face in my mind
• False Face
• The Two Faces of Ultra Magnus
• Social injustice in the face of Absurdism
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• summer left its light green lipstick on our faces
• Love is an evening breeze touching my face
• Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
• This is just pure cool! It's cryptic, mystical, lovely. I had no choice!
• If I had the nerve, I would ask you
• How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
• These are the memories I never had
• I was the worst lay you ever had
• If you had to invent a language with no more than one hundred words
• In a dream I had, I was on an island in the middle of the ocean.
• We had no bait but our tongues
• The real horror was not what had been redacted, but the reasons why.
• The Nuns
• Piston slap
• If we define things as unreal, they may still be real in their consequences
• We Still Do Magic
• Lincoln still melancholy over his broken engagement, January 23, 1841
• My heart is a still and my blood is whiskey. Take a shot of me beneath the moon.
• Alambic Pot Still
• God is Still Speaking,
• When you understand the reasons why, you'll still hate our guts
• my whole life is passing me by and I sometimes wonder why I am even still alive
• if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
• I wish I didn't live in the city
• Wish Fulfillment
• Best wishes on your personal guillotine
• Sometimes, I wish you weren't gay.
• happy face
• The uselessness of convention in the face of True Love
• painted faces and fierce longings
• Face it, you live on the 13th floor
• a bit of ash in his face keeps him warm
• Are those the faces of love, those pale irretrievables?
• the man who recognized bee faces

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