• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
• When you know things are just meant to be
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• My brother is still dead... and now I have his car...
• When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
• Highly ornamental cultivars of brambles still have as many thorns as their wild counterparts
• I still have the skull of the one that tried to bite my leg off
• I still have a lot of exploring to do
• we woke up to find you gone. well, said the city, we still have the river.
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• What is it like to have a crush on someone?
• Smite heathens or have a beer?
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• We have learned our lessons well
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• Celebrities I have served
• I have one whole anus
• How to say "No" and have people listen
• We have eleven toes on each hand, and we walk softly
• All of your ideas have already occurred to others. Please stop bothering to think. You are selfishly wasting energy and oxygen.
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• I have been showing you what a warrior is not.
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• How many times have we fallen in love?
• Does Everything2 have the Buddha nature?
• Why electrical cords have holes in the prongs
• What lips my lips have kissed
• E.T. may have helped us evolve
• The Meeting, or "Have a Nice Day, Mr Hockney"
• Why black women have so few wrinkles
• Cookies have more calories than TNT
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• My mom has the Pope, my dad has my mom, and I have the sky
• Did Jesus Have A Pimply Nose?
• you have five minutes to admire the beauty in everything and then you die
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• I believe you have my stapler
• We'll always have Paris
• His socks do not have a smell, which is so courteous.
• you have to wear clothes
• Have you argued for a false truth?
• Our calendars have no meaning
• Nightmare at 20,000 Feet
• The end of history is the nightmare from which I am trying to awake.
• Back when grunge was still cool
• With all the advances in technology it still takes 3 days to clear a cheque
• For a few more precious seconds, the body I was born with was still in one piece
• My heart is a still and my blood is whiskey. Take a shot of me beneath the moon.
• Alambic Pot Still
• back when our blood was still warm
• I wanted nothing more than for the ocean to be calm and still
• Somehow, the cats are still around
• Sometimes I have this dream where I am flying
• I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
• Times when you MUST have a smoke
• Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
• Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
• Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
• Everytime I get XP, I feel like I have to save my game
• Do female homosexuals have it easier than male homosexuals?
• If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
• Things Fairy Tales have taught me
• Where Have All the Cowboys Gone?
• Knots I have known and loved
• Stoned music memories
• Questions we will never have answers to
• Signs that you or someone you know may have a problem with drugs or alcohol
• I Have Zero Fish (user)
• Those who have abandoned their dreams will discourage yours
• 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
• I have no idea!! (user)
• What The Dukes of Hazzard and Mystikal have in common
• If I ever have kids, I will kick the TV in and hurl it out the window
• Did Adam and Eve Have Navels?
• I have pushed many humans I have shoved many more
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• Words have power
• I have failed
• You Have To Burn The Rope
• Movies that should have been books first
• Have One On Me
• I would have killed for a sexual thought
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• nightmares during the day
• Nightmare pictures at an Internet exhibition, set to music
• a nightmare based on a memory
• Can we still be friends?
• I still find strands of her hair in bed
• Still Called Today
• Still Got the Blues
• Grace is still yours
• Children of the Corny 2: It's Still the Pelvic Thrust!
• I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
• Still cookin' for two. Got leftovers.
• If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
• Have Blue (user)
• I did not have sexual relations with that woman
• I have a dream
• What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
• Have Spacesuit, Will Travel
• I have this delusion
• Some songs have a power to stop you in your tracks
• if music was a woman you would have a mistress
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• If you have to scream to be heard, you have nothing profound to say
• Women athletes shouldn't have to compare themselves to men for acceptance
• A reason to drink
• I wish you could have met me before I became food
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• When you move here we will have plenty of time to have fun together
• Fight Clubs I have known
• I Meant to have but Modest Needs
• You have to be in hell to see heaven
• What to do if you have bad credit
• Apple may have bought NeXT, but NeXT took over Apple
• Actual excuse notes teachers have received
• Do you have stairs in your house?
• You have your work cut out for you
• Do you have honor for yourself?
• have (user)
• Stories I Have Tried to Write
• sometimes the ugliest faces have the warmest smiles
• we have sought the ugliest things
• I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
• Everything I have told you, even this, is a lie
• J. keeps saying, You understand. I keep thinking, I have found you.
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• We are the ones we have been waiting for
• A Nightmare on Elm Street
• Freddy's Nightmares
• still warm
• I still miss you
• It's only love: at the end of the day, there are still thunderstorms and sunsets
• I still suck my thumb
• that wounded rider knows the intimacies of the river. its earliest mud is still under his fingernails.
• At night, she still believes in him
• I still like a bedtime story
• I still remember the exact moment I understood sex
• like you're blind but still can see
• Citizen: You have committed an error
• I have a tricorn hat
• I must have three heads
• Let's all have an orgy!
• So what if your radical ideas have already occurred to others
• Does X have the Buddha nature?
• Why I really have to question the intelligence of computer game companies
• When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
• Why we have two ears
• Please sir, may I have some more?
• Now I have a machine gun. Ho ho ho.
• Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
• It Must Have Been the Roses
• Some flies have all the luck
• Dooby and Katrinka Have an Idea
• How many genes do we (humans) have?
• The bong on the table must have been part of the scenery
• You have to return something if it's borrowed
• I have good reason to be thirsty today
• The terrorists have already won
• Some liberties have been taken with dialogue
• The way things have always been done
• I have a Little Dreidel
• For the World Is Hollow and I Have Touched the Sky
• This is why we can't have nice things
• Maybe you have a really large living room, full of people with loose morals and confused expectations about the rock culture.
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• Your radical ideas about your radical ideas occurring to others have already occurred to others
• The most influential songs to have won the Eurovision Song contest
• I have gone too far. I have been thinking, this is my life. Well, not yet.
• If imitation guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have imitation guns
• I have a wheeled suitcase
• It could have been a Brilliant Career
• American Nightmare
• I'm your worst nightmare: a speedster with a brain.
• Damn poem still haunts me

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