• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
• When you know things are just meant to be
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• My brother is still dead... and now I have his car...
• When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
• Highly ornamental cultivars of brambles still have as many thorns as their wild counterparts
• I still have the skull of the one that tried to bite my leg off
• I still have a lot of exploring to do
• we woke up to find you gone. well, said the city, we still have the river.
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
• The number you have dialed is imaginary
• Here We Have Idaho
• You have got hold of the wrong end of the stick
• How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
• Even inanimate objects have a sort of life and legacy
• Your radical ideas about taking candy from thefez have already occurred to others
• Till We Have Faces
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• I have spent all night paging you
• The A I shouldn't have gotten
• Dear Doctor, I have Read your Play
• My Bitch Better Have My Money
• the revolution will not have corporate sponsorship
• The path we have been walking
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• You have to live like you'll miss the end
• If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
• you have to stop growing mushrooms in your dishwasher
• If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
• You have the right to remain silent
• Did the Japanese go and sit down and have dinner with Pearl Harbor before they bombed 'em?
• As always, the rifles have the last word
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• People who think they have to double-click everything
• I have the mistaken belief that we are all good people
• Have you been a dad today?
• Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
• The most annoying clients have the most interesting cases
• Did You Ever Have to Make Up Your Mind?
• May I Have This Dance?
• Crosby, Stills, and Nash
• I haven't seen her in a month. She is still beautiful.
• The jury is still out
• So rare you can still hear it moo
• The smell of his cologne still makes me cry
• The kiss will know if the lips stay still
• White and still
• Korea is a place that refuses to stand still
• I still owe money to the money to the money I owe
• I had seen the whole thing coming like a ghost train. Here I am on the tracks, still bleeding, taking phone numbers, haunted.
• You have a big finger
• That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
• I don't have a television set
• A thought that may have passed in the mind of the busboy at the cafe where I often find myself
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• I have freed myself from corporate advertising
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• I never thought I'd have something to say
• I have a good rapport with animals
• Have you come here to play Jesus?
• How can an atheist have morals?
• Celebrities who have appeared at Carnegie Mellon University
• I would like to have emotions
• We Have Come For Your Parents
• You are never dedicated to something in which you have complete confidence
• I love you but I have to let you go
• Long Haired Preachers
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• I have the body of John Wilkes Booth
• If your hand is larger than your face you have cancer
• I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
• We have designed a circuit that takes risks
• Paper, rock, scissors. They all have their pros and cons.
• Why roses have thorns
• You have not enough wood to burn chance, which rules the world.
• This is an ode to the one I have loved the least
• When living we have need of Death
• I have never talked to you, yet I hate you
• Names have been changed
• Ghosts must have done it!
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• InBetween City, 4: printers still exist and are still misunderstood and hated irrationally
• A still - Volcano - Life -
• 7 Japanese people are still missing, presumed dead
• Why I still pay (part of) E2's bills
• Still Life with Spherical Mirror
• The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
• There's still place for the odd concentration camp
• he listened so well, he was still curious.
• It's better to regret something you HAVE done
• You can't have everything
• Animals that should not have been domesticated
• Eat well, shit strongly, and you shall have no fear of death!
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• You seek not what you have found
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• Advantages an invisible man would have in the world
• How many geniuses have we lost this way?
• Why have you shot him for pounding a corn hat?
• On the other hand, you have different fingers
• If You Have to Ask
• I have a face I cannot show, I make the rules up as I go
• for colored girls who have considered suicide/when the rainbow is enuf
• I seem to have lost the ability to "live"
• When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• Why drinking fountains have 2 holes
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• You don't know what you have until it's gone
• I didn't always have this cool job
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• Micro or macro, we have the means to kill you
• I'm white, upper-middle-class in the richest country in the world-what need have I for God?
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• Have I just accidentally reinvented beef Stroganoff?
• I have this mental image of God laughing at me.
• Houston, we have a problem
• better to have loved and lost (node_forward)
• Scorpions have won evolution
• worse things have happened to better people
• still
• Feeling like you're moving when you're really sitting still
• no sense of direction yet still going somewhere
• Still Cruisin'
• Chicken farmer, I still love you
• Strange Things Sometimes Still Happen
• On she went. The woods were deep and still.
• In the end it did not matter. The ocean was still there.
• The frozen Goddess of stilled thoughts
• Have a nice day
• I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
• Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• Have you Meta Moderated Today?
• My roommates have ordered throwing stars
• My lifetime goal is to have my own action figure
• CDs I have bought as a direct result of mp3
• Your radical ideas about New World Orders have already occurred to others
• Madmen have a world all their own
• Art has an actual purpose
• Strange Fits of Passion Have I Known
• Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
• I have just shaved off all my hair, now my headphones don't fit
• Why is it that the alien mortal enemies of humanity always have some fatal flaw?
• Why I will have my children believe in Santa Claus
• What I'm trying to say is that I may have unconsciously plagiarized this
• Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
• Sometimes you have to dance with a watermelon
• Despite being surrounded by perverts, I manage to have a great time
• They have taken enough
• Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
• At Sea The Gods Have No Names
• I will have her forever but I can't touch her
• You have to keep loving
• Does Molly Weasley have to choke a bitch?
• I have failed to integrate the machine experience into my life
• Why do children have to die?
• You and I have power supplies
• nodeshells that can't be filled because they are locked and all of the editors have gone
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
• Still Life
• My body is still trying to explain it to my brain
• Does the flame still burn?
• When she woke up, her hands were still dreaming
• We met at quarter past young; still, we grew up together
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• Still Learning (user)
• He probably builds trebuchets still: Satan needs to modernize, like totally!

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