Findings:

• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• Sometimes horror flicks sound a lot like porno
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• How to Sound Like Vangelis
• They'd smell what body to body sounds like
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• I always sound Irish when I'm trying to be charming
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• Theorems whose names sound like Robert Ludlum novel titles
• the wind sounds like rain today
• This is what it sounds like
• I'm going to love you like the undead woe their graves, crave the living.
• People tink I'm stupid 'cause I tawk like dis
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• I'm not like you. I'm loved.
• Goddamnit, man, it's like this shit knows what I'm fucking thinking
• I feel like I'm being watched
• The Answer to What it Sounds Like
• This Sounds Like Goodbye
• You make that sound like a bad thing
• Electro-tango sounds like elevator music
• When I growl, the sound echoes like thunder all through the valleys and woodlands, and children tremble with fear, and women cover their heads with their aprons, and big men run and hide.
• sounds like an affliction
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• I feel like I'm missing pieces of sleep
• I'm creating a religion... you'll like it!
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• I feel like I'm getting weaker, while Charlie's growing stronger in the jungle
• fuck it, I love you even if I'm gonna feel like shit
• I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
• So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
• i feel like i'm single-handedly destroying the rain forest
• I'm reading this like you're chewing with your mouth full
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• When I'm wearing a bonnet and sipping pretend tea with Miss Ponykins and Zippy the Ugly Zebra, that's when I feel the most like a man
• Sorry I'm late. Windows XP forgot to sound my alarm this morning.
• i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
• Sounding like a child
• scattering, like flower petals or crowds from the sound of a gunshot
• The sound was starting to get stuck in my head like "It's a Small World"
• There's nothing like the sound of snowpants
• I'm feeling like a custard now
• Those Don't Sound Like Bats
• the lightning strike sounded like a car falling out of the sky
• I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
• drum rudiments which sound like they were named by a neural net
• I like the sound of my own voice
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little auditor, a sexy little auditor!
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• Aw, Mom, ya know I'm not like other guys; I'm nervous and my socks are too loose
• I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
• Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor not a bricklayer!
• I'm
• IM
• imm
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• I'm Losing You
• I'm embarrassed that I know this
• I'm with the band
• I walk around when I'm high
• I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again
• But I'm a Cheerleader
• Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?
• I'm Gonna Git You Sucka
• I'm afraid, sometimes, at night
• Damn, I'm good.
• I'm not sure
• Hands off, I'm special
• So. Central Rain
• Im-
• I'm a Dutchman's uncle
• I'm tired
• People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
• I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
• I'm not drinking any more
• (I'm Your) Hoochie Coochie Man
• I think I'm in Love with Everything
• When I'm Sixty-Four
• Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
• I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
• sound design
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun.
• I'm Your Fan
• I'm not very cool
• I'm in this for the long haul
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
• Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
• I'm a little ICBM
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• I'm Going Slightly Mad
• I'm with you, Peter Pan
• I'm bored
• I'm a liberal and I'm evil!
• I'm not that kinda girl
• I'm just a bill
• I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
• I'm going to be a Dad
• I'm acquiring more bottles, tubes, and jars as time goes on
• I'm not this cool in real life
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• I'm rubber, you're glue
• I'm seeing more rear end car wrecks in the year 2000
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• I'm passionate about my plant life
• No, I'm not a Liberal
• I'm my own Grandpaw
• My cats think I'm a God
• Fuck me if I'm wrong
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• I'm fucking addicted, OK?
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• I'm gay
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
• I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
• I'm not a part of this world
• I'm with stupid
• I'm Going Home
• I'm Proud of You
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• I'm a crazy old lady all hopped-up on Estrogen pills
• I'm a zookeeper, not an artist
• I'm a crazy old lady whose ex-husband bought himself a Soloflex for my birthday
• i'm afraid of hipsters
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• I'm really sorry about that!!!
• I'm falling in love with you
• my old boss is dying, and I'm not sure what to feel
• I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)
• I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
• It's not my fault that I'm so evil
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• I'm game
• A sexist joke I'm allowed to tell, due to being a woman
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• I'm a Pepper
• Guess what? I'm NOT talking to myself.
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• I'm sorry that you feel that way
• I'm glad the evil overlord was on my team
• I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
• I'm a decent guy's worst nightmare
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• I'm tired of calling 911
• i enjoy myself most when i'm all alone
• I'm the world's worst psychic
• When I'm long dead, the bee will win
• I'm alone in Geneva!
• I'm scared
• If I am doomed to sweat my ass off in my own apartment, I feel better if I'm blasting music
• So I'm listening to the last hole of the PGA Championship
• I'm a big mean censor, and I'm here to mess up all your fun
• "Mum, Dad, I've packed my bags and I'm moving out. I'm staying at Everything2."
• I'm leaving, you all suck
• All in all, I'm just another brick in the wall
• I'm not really entitled to an opinion
• Now that sex is a marketing strategy, I'm not sure I enjoy it anymore
• I'm not a rocket scientist, but
• Oh no, I'm thinking out loud again
• I'm OK, You're OK
• I'm The Man
• I know more when I'm alone
• Why I'm glad the space shuttle blew up
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic

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