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Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "I solemly swear that 90% of my writeups will be about sports or Jean-Clade van Damme or journalism"

• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Disengage Quickly or the Seams Will Become Transparent
• It's too early to talk about God, or women
• make it two-ply, or I will gut you
• Get off my lawn or I will grab that vacuum cleaner on your porch and set you on fire
• Be there or be square
• You Better Watch Out, or the Insects Will Get You
• Eight or Nine Wise Words About Letter Writing
• happy as a clam or a lark or as happy as Pacino can be
• Nothing new about Ancient Greece will be learned until the Vatican is plundered
• There is not much new to say about snow, or about broken love
• To be or not to be
• Strange man makes permanent visit
• Airport games that will get you arrested or beaten
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• The Tragedy of Prince Hamlet and the Philosopher's Stone, or, A Will Most Incorrect to Heaven by William Shakespeare
• hats should be turned around backwards or taken off
• there's nothing special about love or heartbreak
• Is it as it is to do or is it as it is to be?
• Every poem about thunder was written under the protection of a roof, or, at the very least, an empty sky
• You must be 18 or older to enter
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• You can't predict or control what incidents in your life your friends will remember and retell
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• assume the Party Escort Submission Position or you will miss the party
• Who is more likely to be color-blind, men or women?
• Don't leave the house or you'll be shot for deserting.
• ...or Not to Be: A Collection of Suicide Notes
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• or i may simply be a single drop of rain
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• People deserve good life time and personal loans or student loan will make it much better. Because people's freedom relies on money.
• Be a model or just look like one
• The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
• I need your pain or I will not live
• The UK's farmers, or How to reap a profit without worrying about pesky scruples
• I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
• Be Somebody or Be Somebody's Fool
• Will perfume or cologne make you more attractive?
• Or at least it used to be
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• You can never be too rich or too thin
• panamaus does the Antipodes, or Get yer shorts on Sydney, there be a NoderParty!
• Destiny or Free Will?
• The die is cast, you will cut the mustard or face the music
• It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• Rick Deckard, Blade Runner or unscrupulous bastard? You be the judge.
• You, standing
• Want to be shot in the US or beaten in the UK?
• Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
• I must die or be better
• I hate you, or why we cannot be friends
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• The largest number that can be described in 14 words or less
• The Lord of the Rings IV: Stop or my Gollum will Shoot!
• lost, or trying to be
• The war with the machines will not be fought on a battlefield
• Everything will be alright
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• Dr. Strangelove, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
• Invalid HTML using "li" without "ol" or "ul" tags
• Why guys care if their partner spits or swallows
• If you had to become deaf or blind...
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• There is no violence or enmity in the Lego universe
• The Thanksgiving Curse, or, how we keep almost getting killed.
• Stop the Madness (Or at Least Slow It Down A Little)
• truth or swill
• Charivari or Skimmingtons
• Curried Fish or Meat
• trick or can
• toni orr (user)
• There are more and better reasons to dislike a human being than race or religion
• or, presumably, soup (user)
• Read Or Die : The TV Series
• Collapse: How Societies Choose to Fail or Succeed
• Speak English or Die
• Or la'goyim
• Death or Glory
• the and or trick
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• a light wind is enough to make me smile or cry
• more you swear at the work, the more difficult it will appear to laymen
• node that will be my legacy
• You will be wrong. Embrace it.
• The revolution will not be webcast
• There will be no more stories to read
• Will I be allowed back in the building?
• Bad command or file name
• Take it or leave it
• Reid-ing Hume, or Ex-hume-ing Reid
• Wax, or the Discovery of Television Among the Bees
• Your piercing intelligence would undo or invigorate me
• Confusing yes or no answers
• The King's Camelopard, or, The Royal Nonesuch
• God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
• Is that to go, or to eat here?
• How to determine if an egg is hard-boiled or uncooked
• Trolling is a form of art
• Are we listening, or are we just being silent?
• Rice or Potato Flour Sponge Cake
• Lost love - or how I grew to love the truck stop
• Flavour or presentation?
• A Dog Day, or the Angel in the House
• Stable emulsion of oil in water, or easy salad dressings
• Navigation without map or compass
• Are apples, or a woman, so far from your reality?
• I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
• a love letter at the end of the world or perhaps the beginning
• Yourself or Someone Like You
• Notes on What's What and on What it Might be Reasonable to do about Whats What
• Rhapsody on a theme of "Marriage is a connection..."
• Carl Everett
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• All will be devoured within the jaws of terrible time
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Maybe even this will one day be pleasant to recall
• 54-40 or fight!
• Why some mammals have an aversion to water
• any way, shape or form
• Spring Break, 2000 and/or Frank, revisited
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• Whom to marry or not to marry
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter VIII
• Is there one large Matrix or is there one for each crop?
• Wilsonville, Oregon
• Fog hates gags, or a theological discussion
• All primes greater than 3 are of the form 6k-1 or 6k+1
• Arthur, or the Decline and Fall of the British Empire
• Vicar or whatever
• Camels, sandpeaks and silhouettes, or, a very quiet adventure
• How to get (or keep) a guy's attention at a bar
• Go big or go home
• GeT HiGh Or GeT LoW (user)
• Kosher curry, or how I missed the blindingly obvious
• socketes matures during 4 14 years. - reflections upon an obscure Dadaist genius in our midst; or, how I learned to stop worrying and love the troll.
• why I don't use Twitter or Facebook
• there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
• You will be assimilated
• Boys will be boys
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• Oh, oh, you will be sorry for that word!
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• Someday, I will be strong
• It will never be just you
• Am I insane, or is it just wishful thinking?
• 'Fuck off' used as a replacement for 'good', or 'very'
• Animal, vegetable or mineral
• An Epithalamion, or Marriage Song on the Lady Elizabeth and Count Palatine
• Hints for Etiquette; or, Dining Out made Easy
• The Tornado, or, how we almost all got killed.
• Dead or Alive 2
• Indiana Jones' Crusade for the Perfect Female, or Why We Go Grail-Hunting
• Downtown Portland, Oregon
• Some things exist whether you believe in them or not
• Bikespotting
• Eigenvalues of idempotent matrices are either 0 or 1
• Do It or Die
• Lie to Myself, or Lie to the World
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• This week, Jen's got a new man, or, another take on some algebraic properties

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