• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• If by Dull Rhymes our English must be Chain'd
• 17 year old freshmen should not be given a Visa, even if the Skittles are free
• If it barks like a fish, it must be a duck
• words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
• Lame fuckwit who should be shot for wasting valuable bandwidth
• to live outside the law you must be honest
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• Farmer's Market
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• Life should be held in much higher regard
• There should be laws requiring electric cars to make the Jetsons flying car noise
• Chalant should be a word!
• I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
• Nothing to do, nothing to say, I think I must be dreaming
• I Should Be Allowed To Think
• Why potheads should be eliminated
• All hardware should be emulated in software
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• Tears must be shed to make room for the laughter
• throw away words we catch in cages where our hearts should be
• Sex is terrible and should not be celebrated.
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• Fellatio and Cunnilingus should be Olympic Events
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• I should be running in the sunshine
• Should anyone be allowed to vote?
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• Artificial intelligence should not be a substitute for real stupidity
• girls should be nice
• Children should be seen and not heard
• Given that a and b are integers, a^2 = b^3, and a is even, prove that a must be divisible by 4
• No threat should be taken lightly
• Microsoft's ActiveX idea, it must now be conceded, is a bad thing.
• Candles should be burned, not dusted
• God must be deaf
• Why War must be permitted
• Gods exist but will only talk to those who stay awake after bedtime under the covers.
• lest there should be among you a root that beareth gall and wormwood
• Starving in the greenhouse
• Not to die but to be reborn...
• Why are you clapping when you should be screaming?
• Love should not be routine habitual bliss
• stupidity should be painful
• Daylight Saving Time should be ended
• College football must be preserved
• Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
• If It's Tuesday, This Must Be Belgium
• I must die or be better
• She must be what cocaine is like
• Why war must be permitted, the 2nd edition
• I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
• It is not good that the man should be alone
• The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
• I'm dreaming it so it must be true
• Every kitchen maid should be able to administer state affairs
• Should copyright laws be revised?
• Should I be sorry?
• If you know a religion to be false, should you tell its followers?
• I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• This node should be filled with bees!
• Sarcasm should be self-sustaining
• Automobile tire pressure
• car fog lamps should be coin-operated
• Software Engineering should be considered a contact sport
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• It is not our noise at all, but we are lucky to be listening
• I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
• Should I be happy?
• Everything should be made as simple as possible, and not simpler
• Abbey Road should never be played on random
• You Should Be Sober
• Pure contentedness. (Yes, yes, I know it should be contentment)
• Speed limits should be higher for motorcycles
• The Thing that Should Not Let it Be
• Attention must be paid
• God must be living in the sea.
• The zombie revolution will not be televised. But it will be tweeted.
• Should there be a statute of limitations on being a jerk?
• It should not be this complicated
• Those Who Must Be Kept
• You must be given piggyback rides wherever you go
• A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• titles should be approached laterally
• If it's "natural," why must it be learned?
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• All Flesh Must Be Eaten
• School-age teenagers should be given compulsory spelling and grammar lessons
• The way the music industry SHOULD be
• Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
• Funerals should be a celebration
• You must be hittin' them eggs and grits, girl
• Maybe That's Just As It Should Be
• Beautiful that war and all its deeds of carnage must in time be utterly lost
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• If it is in the newspaper, it must be wrong
• It must be the Friday night before Valentine's Day.
• "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
• If you are the beautiful, then I must be the damned.
• Must be a lesbian
• Laundry should be free
• We couldn't be anywhere else but here
• Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and start slitting throats
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Men are designed to be good hunters, but it's women who are born killers
• Your e-mail client must be this secure before you may ride the internet
• My nose is producing fluorescent'y substances, should I be concerned?
• Your last act as a free man should of course be to burn the scrap of paper
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
• It ought to be broad daylight, but the shadow that envelops the story shows no signs of brightening
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• Why should we be moral?
• The Gods Must Be Crazy
• It must be hard for God to get a date
• This must be the night when I remember how to fly, when the breeze catches my weight at last
• People in prison should be treated like animals
• why you should never be a referee
• The Mountain that Must be Climbed
• Beautiful things should be left alone lest they become just another thing that we should throw away.
• A Scene That, To Understand, One Must Be A Led Zeppelin Fan
• Should it be easier to secure convictions for rape?
• We must be traveling through time backwards
• Your poem must fit entirely in the box below to be eligible for the contest
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• Things every child should be taught
• One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
• He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
• What engineering textbooks should be like
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• Whoever said lectures should be interesting?
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• I come home, she lifted up her wings. I guess that this must be the place.
• AI should be our top priority.
• Limiting the number of fuzzy shirts allowed in one room
• Making a fool of myself must be a hobby, I do it so frequently
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• That'd be the butt, Bob
• Like minded so you must be crazy
• Signs must be loud
• Names that should never be given to important files
• Surgeons must be very careful
• I saw it on the Internet so it MUST be true!
• Hot pursuit
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• hats should be turned around backwards or taken off
• Rancid Pickle is the standard by which all other noders should be judged
• You must be 18 or older to enter
• I may be a trenchie bitch, but you forget we wear combat boots!
• Should high school be mandatory?
• Frankenstein Must Be Destroyed
• must be joking (user)
• Why I sometimes think I must be insane
• Food should not be luminous
• What is and what should never be
• Why Descartes should be Resurrected and then Shot
• Jurph should not be allowed to play with fireworks
• I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
• you must be the sponge to be the river
• I should be able to remember your face
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• Why some new lovers should be dipped in honey and tied to ant hills
• Eating meat should be as conscious a decision as not eating it
• there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
• We wanted to be together, so we worked it out.
• The Powers of the Gods, and how they might constructively be used.
• I'm wide awake It's morning

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