• I had seen the whole thing coming like a ghost train. Here I am on the tracks, still bleeding, taking phone numbers, haunted.
• Why should the Devil have all the good music
• Things I had not seen before coming to America
• should have been an artist not a software engineer
• I have seen the elephant
• In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
• Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• Movies that should have been books first
• Animals that should not have been domesticated
• Sarah Michelle Gellar may have seen my underwear
• All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
• I Think I Should Have Loved You
• Front porch, what should have been said
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• Supposing that I should have the courage
• You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
• Have You Ever Seen The Rain?
• Tools everyone should have
• I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
• Why should the public have to pay for a new stadium for a privately owned team?
• 278 Books You Should Have Read By Now
• Have you ever seen a despot with a little nose?
• A thousand years from now, we should have coffee and tell stories while the world disintegrates
• The most disturbing thing that I have ever seen on the back of a truck
• Final moments lost to what should have been
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• Could have beens, should have beens
• consoles should have trackballs
• I should have danced with you
• Theaters should not have exit signs
• Goddammit, I should never have built that giant killer robot
• But I have seen the sun just once
• The people that walked in darkness have seen a great light
• the dreams that should have died
• I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
• What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
• If you liked it you should have put a Ching on it
• Should you have to understand lyrics to enjoy music?
• That which I should have done I did not do
• Women should have become revolutionary a long time ago
• Children should be seen and not heard
• Keep coming back
• The Second Coming Project
• The Coming of King Rinkitink
• Have you let Emacs into your heart?
• Keep your mouth shut until you have changed something
• The Beowulf Poet may have been somebody else
• I have never
• If the only tool you have is a hammer, then everything looks like a nail
• I still have the skull of the one that tried to bite my leg off
• old computers have a hunger for flesh
• The volume of stuff you own is directly proportional to how far you have to move
• I sincerely hope you have one of these somewhere in your life.
• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• We have had enough of your beige
• Penis size and impregnation
• Your radical ideas about this being like David Foster Wallace have already occurred to others.
• Your radical ideas about philosophy have already occurred to others
• Luckily, my hands do not have eyes.
• Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
• I have enthusiasm for everything that you like or are interested in!
• blondes have more fun
• How to have an epileptic fit
• I have to believe that the truth will eventually pay off
• the words on the map and the birds in the trees ought not to have to agree.
• Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
• Sussexians have 31 words for Mud
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• because I have given up any care
• We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
• we have learned all that we can from anal probing
• We're bandaging wounds you'll never have.
• I believe love and cats have nine lives.
• Can I have your autograph? (category)
• ghost shapes seen only in shadow
• Serving saké
• One should not marry such a maiden
• The Art Of Insulting - Chapter I - Why should I insult?
• People in prison should be treated like animals
• Everyone should own a tandem
• Why you should always backup your files
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• The Second Coming
• Coming down in buckets
• all of them just coming over here and so on
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
• You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
• I have lots of gay friends
• Skinny people have it bad, too
• We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
• Strange things homeless people have said to me
• small towns have funny ideas about prejudice
• I have children; therefore I am better than you
• Shall I say, I have gone at dusk through narrow streets
• Have a Honeymoon with yourself
• At least I didn't have to pay...
• What to do with insane amounts of insulation foam you have just lying around
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• The campaign to have Jedi registered as a religion through the national census
• Only Angels Have Wings
• Buying things just because they have cool packaging
• I have a small penis. How can I sexually pleasure a woman?
• Sex in a small car
• Dead people I have known
• Can I have a light?
• Actors who have played Hitler
• Why'd you have to go and remember THAT?
• Where Have All the Giant Radioactive Lizards Gone?
• I still have a lot of exploring to do
• reading a sad story backwards doesn't make it have a happy ending
• We have divided among us, like thieves, the treasure of nights and days.
• CAUTION: Warning signs have not been installed
• a dream you did not have
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• No, I don't have channel 11
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• Had I not seen the Sun
• She was feminine in the most displaced sense I had ever seen, a known quality refracted through stained glass windows.
• Funerals should be a celebration
• the key commands all emacs users should know
• Laundry should be free
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• If You Find This World Bad, You Should See Some of the Others
• why you should get a diesel powered vehicle
• One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards
• Should we do away with downvotes? (e2poll)
• Second Coming
• The 4th coming
• The British are coming, eh: A Toronto nodermeet
• What we've got here is a failure to communicate
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• Yes! We have no bananas!
• I HAVE NO CAPS LOCK KEY AND I MUST NOT SHOUT
• No, but I'll have a beer
• Windows 9x does not have true memory protection
• Professors who have contempt for their students
• Things Musicals Have Taught Me
• And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
• People want what they cannot have
• For God's sake, just have another election
• The screen where you have to press reset
• Type A blood
• Sometimes, you have to say to yourself: It just doesn't matter.
• You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you
• Fish have no concept of fire
• Why I have a fear of breasts
• The days of wonder have come at last
• Peanut butter broccoli rice business to have for lunch
• You have a sad feeling for a moment, then it passes
• Running away is great if you have somewhere to go
• I have no scars. I have never loved.
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• To have and to hold
• Have you ever heard a thunderbolt voice your name?
• I have made up a name for my disease
• Is the lock broke, or does everyone have a key?
• All you have to do is listen, and be ready.
• always remember this about the rules you have learned
• two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
• you ain't seen me.. right?
• A yin yang with smiley faces where the dots should go
• Everyone should experience being a minority occasionally
• Love should not be routine habitual bliss
• The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
• Why I should not fix your computer
• Why I hate when my father tinkers with the computer, and why you should too
• Kou, coming to meet
• UFOs represent the space forge of the Lord Jesus Christ preparing for the Second Coming
• Put the Tui on the Barbie, the Ozzies are coming!

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