• Animals that should not have been domesticated
• Movies that should have been books first
• Front porch, what should have been said
• All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
• I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
• should have been an artist not a software engineer
• Final moments lost to what should have been
• Could have beens, should have beens
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• Could I Have Been?
• And All That Could Have Been
• We are the people we have been waiting for.
• How long have you been in love with her?
• A thousand years from now, we should have coffee and tell stories while the world disintegrates
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• Why should the public have to pay for a new stadium for a privately owned team?
• I have been showing you what a warrior is not.
• The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
• I am not gay. I have never been gay.
• It could have been me
• I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
• The bong on the table must have been part of the scenery
• Let's go, keys. I've been drinking vodka and have a lot of big ideas.
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• It Must Have Been the Roses
• You have been paroled from participation in the Capitalist Project
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life.
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• Have you been a dad today?
• Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
• Grief, killing grief, have not my torments been
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• It could have been a Brilliant Career
• consoles should have trackballs
• I have always been burning
• Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• Women should have become revolutionary a long time ago
• The way things have always been done
• I have been thinking about kissing. A lot.
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• They are angry and they have been lied to
• Should you have to understand lyrics to enjoy music?
• Goddammit, I should never have built that giant killer robot
• You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• I have gone too far. I have been thinking, this is my life. Well, not yet.
• AES may have been broken
• I could have been one of a two
• If you liked it you should have put a Ching on it
• I know I have been dreaming
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• I have just been shot
• 278 Books You Should Have Read By Now
• We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• Why should the Devil have all the good music
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• the dreams that should have died
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
• I appear to have been misinformed
• Supposing that I should have the courage
• Tools everyone should have
• What Might Have Been
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• I have been alone while I was with many girls
• The Beowulf Poet may have been somebody else
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• Theaters should not have exit signs
• What have you been smoking?
• I may or may not have been naked
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• I Think I Should Have Loved You
• The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
• That which I should have done I did not do
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• you have never been safe
• Some liberties have been taken with dialogue
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• Advice I have been given about girls
• We are the ones we have been waiting for
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• The path we have been walking
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• Names have been changed
• you would have been
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• CAUTION: Warning signs have not been installed
• We Have Always Been The Party Of No
• I should have danced with you
• My one regret as of yet is that my life has been utterly tolerable
• How to find something which has been lost
• The End Of The Way It's Always Been
• Western Civilization has been dead for the last 60 years
• He'd been to college and wanted to win an argument.
• Ever since I met you I've been looping a recursive subroutine
• I have a dream
• Why some mammals have an aversion to water
• Lord, have mercy
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• Why I really have to question the intelligence of computer game companies
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• You Can't Have Mary
• Knots I have known and loved
• Are tears all I have to look forward to?
• You will have to fill in your own blank
• We Have Fed You All A Thousand Years
• Your radical ideas about this being like David Foster Wallace have already occurred to others.
• We Have Come For Your Parents
• You are never dedicated to something in which you have complete confidence
• Woman's Gotta Have It
• I have no memory of my Mother
• Dead people I have known
• Why black women have so few wrinkles
• Everything must have an ending except my love for you.
• Would ye have a young Virgin of fifteen Years
• We have met the enemy and he is us
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• You have won second prize in a beauty contest! Collect $10.
• Wishfully think they have souls.
• a dream you did not have
• better to have loved and lost (node_forward)
• I HAVE CANDY GET IN THE VAN
• You don't have any real problems
• Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
• What should I ask Microsoft?
• Children should be seen and not heard
• car fog lamps should be coin-operated
• Rancid Pickle is the standard by which all other noders should be judged
• Curbing racism should start in the community
• Archived E2 FAQ: What should I node? (document)
• We Should Keep This Secret
• stripper deck
• Every new technology has been endowed with the potential to transform society
• Everything that can be invented has been invented
• Proximity Martini
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• I have no faith in your God
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• We atheists have a good sense of humor
• I have a friend
• How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?
• Do female homosexuals have it easier than male homosexuals?
• Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
• The revolution is over, and we have lost
• The volume of stuff you own is directly proportional to how far you have to move
• Now that I have nothing resembling a desk, I am allowing myself a node to fantasize about one
• You have to watch out for the quiet ones
• How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
• All the fairies have gone
• The campaign to have Jedi registered as a religion through the national census
• When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
• Your radical ideas about roman numerals have already occurred to others
• Gamesmaster, Gamesmaster, What Have You Done?
• How can I need kisses I have never felt?
• You have a sad feeling for a moment, then it passes
• They have taken enough
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
• I want to have known
• Have I just accidentally reinvented beef Stroganoff?
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children

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