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• How many men/women masturbate?
• (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
• Women athletes shouldn't have to compare themselves to men for acceptance
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Men who are willing to listen to women talk about their periods
• I have been alone while I was with many girls
• Men and Women
• Who is more likely to be color-blind, men or women?
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• This land does not have three hundred taels of silver!
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• Are Men and Women Really Equal?
• Women are from Earth, but men only wander it
• Able was I, ere I saw Elba
• Hot Dog Men
• We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
• Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus
• Two men look from prison bars. One saw mud and one saw stars.
• Have you come here to play Jesus, as I did?
• She was the cutest necromancer I ever did see
• The difference between men and women
• The sun even shines on a dog's ass occasionally
• O keep the Dog far hence, thats friend to men
• I never even went to Las Vegas, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt
• I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
• Terrible things men say to women they're supposed to love
• The inherent nature of men and women
• The dynasty made people die in nasty ways. This mess was necessary and they're not sorry.
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• Even the moon was wrong
• There are roughly three billion women in the world, most of whom won't even return my calls
• Everything I have told you, even this, is a lie
• When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
• Why men like women's breasts
• Women writers who eroticize gay men for female readers
• Why women like the smell of men
• What face did you have before your mother and father were born?
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• Did God have choice in creating the universe?
• Men vs Women
• Did the Japanese go and sit down and have dinner with Pearl Harbor before they bombed 'em?
• I thought ALL women looked for a wedding ring when they talked to ANY man
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
• too many men on the ice
• Men get turned on by lesbians much more than women get turned on by gay men
• Why Women Are Paid Less Than Men
• It was men who made breasts into a secret.
• Did Adam and Eve Have Navels?
• I saw women acte, a thing that I never saw before
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• Why women have ridiculous amounts of shoes
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• How many geniuses have we lost this way?
• The other day I saw a gas station called Space Age! I was not fooled!
• I saw what you did there
• The Dog It Was That Died
• I have lost many things, so many
• It was a reasonable chat, I let him have it alone
• Was that real, or did I dream it?
• Everything Hitler did was legal
• Women, Men, and God in The Book of Genesis
• To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring - it was peace.
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• we have to talk
• Yes, I have a thousand tongues
• For one thing, he was sure his granny would never have used smack.
• Men are from Earth. Women are from Earth. Deal with it.
• Women are turned on verbally, men are turned on visually
• Why shouldn't men look at women's breasts?
• When men were men, women were women, and you knew where you were going in life
• Ways men evaluate women
• Women, men, and the bad scientific study of the week
• The day I was showering with two black men
• All you ever did was let it happen
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• Melinda's grandmother and I have a little talk
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• As a side effect of the server move, this list isn't gettin cleared automatically, so many people listed aren't actually online. Sorry for the temporary inconvenience.
• Women are writing what men used to write and men are writing what women used to write
• That which I should have done I did not do
• I did not miss what my body did not remember, until it was reminded
• How many "Spinal Tap" drummers have died, in total?
• I used to have so many dreams
• I have pushed many humans I have shoved many more
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• how many lines of code have you written?
• a thousand more names I would have called you. One more enormous thing.
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• She who leaves men as flaming wrecks in the ditch on the side of the road in her wake, yea, even submarines
• I did not need it. I was strong. I was steady. I knew what I was doing.
• The reason dogs have cleaner mouths than us
• Even a Doll Can Seem To Have a Soul
• The "How many partners have you had" question
• Why black women have so few wrinkles
• So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
• I said I was sorry. Then she looked at me.
• Women should have become revolutionary a long time ago
• Men are stupid, women are evil, food is good
• Men are 5, Women are 6
• Seriously, though, who the hell did I think I was going to become?
• Damn, damn, damn: what did you have to go and do that for
• Everything Stalin did was legal
• Both Good & Evil in the Hearts of Men and Women
• Men seek effortless sex, women seek the chase
• I came, I saw and was undone
• Even inanimate objects have a sort of life and legacy
• Men can download naked women. Women can't download men worshipping them. Ha ha!
• Of Gods and Men: Who Was This Man Called the Christ?
• What did men do to deserve "I Will Survive"?
• The first time I saw him was I emit tsal ehT
• Was this the face that launched a thousand ships
• I have too many clothes
• The Many Exploits of Jackie Chan and Ronnie Silver: Two Men Living the American Dream
• What did people use as incidental music before Moby was invented?
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• Dogs that have owned me
• It's too early to talk about God, or women
• Temple of a Thousand Dogs
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• We Have Fed You All A Thousand Years
• Judging women by their books
• Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
• if music was a woman you would have a mistress
• Men And Women Will Never Be The Same
• In the real world, it is almost always women and not men who are waiting under windows
• Men and women are fundamentally different
• In the end it did not matter. The ocean was still there.
• that pain was something I needed, and probably did to myself
• The Marine Corps 3X Fitness Program For Men and Women
• Men are the great romantics, the dreamers and fools. Women are realists.
• I'm sorry, I didn't realize God was on campus today
• Forget women - here's what men want
• i saw the ugliest thing in the world and thought it was neat-o
• How many times have we fallen in love?
• Highly ornamental cultivars of brambles still have as many thorns as their wild counterparts
• Men are designed to be good hunters, but it's women who are born killers
• I saw him lying there leaving me, and I did not know
• Ten Thousand Men of Harvard
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• A thousand years from now, we should have coffee and tell stories while the world disintegrates
• What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
• I have never talked to you, yet I hate you
• Men did not always like large breasts
• a dream you did not have
• My breasts are lame, they don't even have a built-in minibar
• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• I did not have sexual relations with that woman
• When I growl, the sound echoes like thunder all through the valleys and woodlands, and children tremble with fear, and women cover their heads with their aprons, and big men run and hide.
• Why did so many animals return to the sea
• I Was Looking at the Ceiling And Then I Saw the Sky
• Did Jesus Have A Pimply Nose?
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• Men have feelings too
• How many genes do we (humans) have?
• Anonymous Men Think They Can Talk To Me
• Long-haired men and short-haired women
• Did You Ever Have to Make Up Your Mind?
• This was then, and now I can't even find your grave
• Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
• Men make more money than women
• Metal Men
• 1972 Olympic Men's Basketball Finals
• Three Men and a Little Lady
• Eggheads and grass men
• I am attracted to gay men, famous actors, and men who live in different time zones or are already taken. It's safer that way.
• No matter what I did to fix it, the damn thing never got everything right
• Dead Men Don't Need Coffee Breaks
• More hips!
• Did Dionysus do the right thing?

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