Findings:
- I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
- I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
- I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
- The Highly Mutated Sea Bass Who Wanted to Take Over the World
- But I Don't Want To Take Over The World
- When I was very young, I knew that the world was made of honey.
- I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- If not me, who? If not now, when?
- Who i think about when i dont want to smile
- Taking over the world using cows
- When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
- Before the World was Made
- When You Said, "Remember Me"
- The universe was cold and dead and all the best aspects of humanity and its appreciation of the world were stored in electronic boxes
- I remember when all this was trees
- I need these blue and black halos for comfort, to remind me where I am, who I am, when I am
- The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
- everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
- You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
- Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
- Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
- If I were to take over the world with kick-ass robots
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- I was a homeless bum
- This node was made for you and me
- I'm training my little half brother to take over the world
- I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
- It was men who made breasts into a secret.
- When I was a kid, I wanted to get tuberculosis
- I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
- What in the world has come over me
- Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
- Who shouted with glee when the colour blue was born?
- man when you are telling me how it was
- When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
- How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
- You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
- World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
- Your body is waiting to take over the world
- This was when I knew my childhood was over
- Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
- Women want me when I'm taken
- Do you remember when Everything was small?
- Somewhere there's a god who wants me
- The whole world changed when Paul got shuffled over to the bass
- I wish when I closed a book I could set it on the shelf and know it was really over
- Who wants a (me thinking of you whilst doing something) from the nubile ToasterLeavings
- Tell me what you read, and I will tell you who you are
- I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
- Please remember to let me down gently.
- When all you want is help, and all you receive is pain
- If you want to enter Miss World, learn to speak English
- There was no one waiting for me...
- When I grow up (I want to be an old woman)
- Be the change you want to see in the world
- I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
- The first iron-on transfer I made myself was controversial
- When Askeladden Made the Princess Give Up
- What an artist the world is losing in me!
- I remember when the buildings were newly fallen
- The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
- When I Was One-and-Twenty
- I want you inside me
- Take it from me
- The Boy Who Destroyed the World
- When touch was simple
- Once when I got like this I thought I was building a boat
- The Day the World was about to End
- He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
- Oh, when I was in love with you
- The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
- I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
- times when i have said: i wanted to write
- I still wear the bracelet you made me
- somewhere, when I realize who I am
- Thought experiment on a boring Tuesday (or, When the world lasted 20 minutes)
- Desperate guys who 'talk' me for no apparent reason
- I don't mind it when authors take their time
- Take the world by storm
- Moments when the concept of the United States of America takes form
- A government big enough to give you everything you want is a government big enough to take from you everything you have
- Take me drunk, I'm home
- we do not give what we want to take
- makes me want to be a better hacker
- This is me. This is who I am. The numbers shouldn't matter.
- When I Was a Boy
- She is stupidly keeping herself a secret, when I know she has sparkly things to show me
- Most people in the world die young; who cares if it includes doctors?
- Waiting until dusk, when it was safe
- someday, when she will think back upon the time when she was as yet undishonored
- I want you to hit me as hard as you can
- Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
- And the sky was made of amethysts
- Thou hast made me, and shall thy work decay?
- she made them, like fire, expansible over all space
- The cactus that told me my mom was asleep
- Taking things at surface value
- Climbing cherry trees when I was younger
- When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
- My heart is a still and my blood is whiskey. Take a shot of me beneath the moon.
- When I was five years old, I knew I was going to die
- Johnny Remember Me
- Who wants a Yo! MTV Raps Trading Card from the FUNKY FRESH holliman?
- When I grow up, I want to be a pretzelman
- I want you to know who I am beyond my name
- Taking over the world with a Tesla coil
- Who what when where why & how
- my body over something small and warm, in my arms a delicate piece of the world
- Someone to Watch over Me
- I wonder when I learned to smile when I was being hurt
- November 4, 1995
- When I was young
- The smiles you smiled when you thought no one was looking
- She only wants me for tech support
- The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
- I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
- Can You Take Me Back
- She was watching me and I didn’t know it.
- How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
- What I want to be when I grow up
- I am blind when I want to be
- The Bus Driver Who Wanted to be God
- What do you want to be when you grow up?
- When you dream the end of the world, how does it happen?
- Civilization III has made me sympathize with the Japanese in WWII
- The full moon made me do it
- I remember, there was one
- I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
- Waking up is nice for those first few moments before you remember who and what you are.
- World Take Good Notice
- I wanted you to want me
- Remind Me Who I Am, Again
- Jesus Wants Me for a Sunbeam
- You've been slowly taking me over for nearly a year, do you know that?
- Is it you, Sir, who cut me? Or is it I who cut you?
- His love was enormous; it cleared rooms that desperately wanted to be full.
- Seven for a magpie who tells me where to go
- Let me dream if I want to
- I remember books being like air and food and water to me
- To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
- I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
- Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of God as we understood Him
- Russian guy who comes over and eats all your food
- She will remember your heart when men are fairy tales in books written by rabbits
- If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
- I can't remember why I thought this was a bad idea
- Take the cap off your car battery when charging it
- When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him
- when you asked what I was writing, this is what it was
- If this was an Olympic Sport, I'd be world champion
- The train that came to me in the dream was already a dead train
- The world was black and white
- I want a slow low hum to rock me to sleep: Tell me your dream
- The sound was starting to get stuck in my head like "It's a Small World"
- Whereas a Naked White Man, when I met one, always appear'd a new Object unto me
- Would you tell me if it was true?
- When I Was a Babe
- Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
- Why I politely asked the contemporary lit major I was dating to stop writing me love letters
- In another world, I am you and you are me
- Who needs another person when you have yourself?
- How to buy LEGO sets when you're over twice the suggested age
- When This Is Over
- she looked at me then whispered, we are all made of stardust
- Right-wing doesn't automatically mean racist
- I Want You to Want Me
- Where were you when Kennedy was shot?
- I didn't know such things when I was young
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- You gave me wings when you showed me the birds
- I Hate It When It Happens To Me
- How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
- I want to be a dirty old man when I grow up
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