Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "I remembe when it was me who made you want to enslave humanity and take over the world"

• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• The Highly Mutated Sea Bass Who Wanted to Take Over the World
• When I was very young, I knew that the world was made of honey.
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• But I Don't Want To Take Over The World
• When someone was willing to drown with me, I really didn't want to drown anymore
• I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
• The rock under my foot that told me I was real when I was an adult
• If not me, who? If not now, when?
• I wish when I closed a book I could set it on the shelf and know it was really over
• What in the world has come over me
• The universe was cold and dead and all the best aspects of humanity and its appreciation of the world were stored in electronic boxes
• If I were to take over the world with kick-ass robots
• This node was made for you and me
• Women want me when I'm taken
• bringing me back to when less was worth more
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• Somewhere there's a god who wants me
• Before the World was Made
• I know the world will hate me for who I am.
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• When I was a kid, I wanted to get tuberculosis
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• will you take me with you when you go?
• Who i think about when i dont want to smile
• the cutest baker in the room was making sadfaces at me when i walked out
• man when you are telling me how it was
• I was a homeless bum
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• When you want me and how you want me
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• This was when I knew my childhood was over
• It was men who made breasts into a secret.
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
• Who shouted with glee when the colour blue was born?
• Who the heck wants to look like an old lady? Pick me, pick me!
• The whole world changed when Paul got shuffled over to the bass
• Taking over the world using cows
• I'm training my little half brother to take over the world
• the space was filled with love like light and that made me shine as well
• You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• Your body is waiting to take over the world
• Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• I need these blue and black halos for comfort, to remind me where I am, who I am, when I am
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• video games never made me violent
• Roll me over and fuck me again
• You have no power over me
• You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk
• Jesus Wants Me for a Sunbeam
• When You Said, "Remember Me"
• She is stupidly keeping herself a secret, when I know she has sparkly things to show me
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• To a Young Lady Who Sent Me a Laurel Crown
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• i worked hard and it made me sick. i slacked off and it made me sick.
• For the man who inspired me to dance
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• A few minutes is all it will take sometimes to completely undo me
• When your presents give me hives
• Take me to the bridge
• Take Me Back to Tech
• To the three girls who stopped me today on my way to class
• The whole world is lying to me
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• You kissed me. It was sweet and timid.
• Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
• The Internet made me do it
• What an artist the world is losing in me!
• every secret thing was made by some one
• Boy meets me, boy becomes infatuated with me, boy realizes I take up space, boy runs like hell
• I want your hands on me
• The Spy Who Loved Me
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• This is me. This is who I am. The numbers shouldn't matter.
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• makes me want to be a better hacker
• Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
• What will happen to me, when you die?
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• The Mobility Divide: or why I want you to give me $20,000 in the 21st century
• Don't take that tone with me, son
• I take a long time to ejaculate. Do I have a problem?
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• You've been slowly taking me over for nearly a year, do you know that?
• You gave me wings when you showed me the birds
• I Was Lost and You Found Me
• Who Pulls Me Down? Double Predestination in Marlowe's Faustus
• Is it you, Sir, who cut me? Or is it I who cut you?
• That which cannot give me everything I might want
• February wants me dead
• take me away
• Desperate guys who 'talk' me for no apparent reason
• Who made Hell?
• Take me drunk, I'm home
• Take Me Down
• Take a day, plant some trees, may they shade you from me
• Someone to Watch over Me
• I Want You to Want Me
• The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
• To the man who keeps happening to me
• I want you inside me
• They want me for a focus group!
• Take Me Out to the Ball Game
• You say you want to help me
• No one takes me seriously as a source of malevolence and spite
• Take On Me
• Society made me what I am
• I wanted you to want me
• She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
• Anybody who gets married before the age of 25 scares me a little
• You couldn't make me give it up to cheapening words for all the empathy and adulation in the world
• Take it from me
• Who made the first bread?
• My heart is a still and my blood is whiskey. Take a shot of me beneath the moon.
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• Okay, okay, I confess! It was me! I broke the internet!
• I am a little world made cunningly
• Thou hast made me, and shall thy work decay?
• Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of God as we understood Him
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• Experience has made me bitter
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• You've Asked Me When I Came to Town
• Tell me what you read, and I will tell you who you are
• She only wants me for sex
• Take Me Down to the Infirmary
• The first iron-on transfer I made myself was controversial
• Take Off My Pants and Tell Me You Love Me and I'll Laugh in Your Face and Call You a Slut
• Who shall deliver me from the body of this death?
• Calgon, take me away
• The world's geek population makes me weep with despair and frustration
• Oven potatoes made me happy
• She only wants me for tech support
• I want a slow low hum to rock me to sleep: Tell me your dream
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• Dai-Un made me do it!
• the world is made of only one thing, and the other one is perspective
• it made me sick but kept me warm
• Austin Powers 2: The Spy Who Shagged Me
• Places a local (like me) would take you to in New Orleans
• The cactus that told me my mom was asleep
• I could never draw but they made me an artist
• The World I Made for Her
• I still wear the bracelet you made me
• I Hear it was Charged Against Me
• Books made me a person
• Remind Me Who I Am, Again
• The Devil made me do it
• My wife made me sexy!
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
• Death was a part of me then, too.
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• Feminism, as influenced by the world around me
• How Eulenspiegel, along with the other boys, was made to eat too much bread
• How Eulenspiegel made the chickens fight over bait
• Who would cry for me should I die tonight?
• Your website makes me want to remove my brain with a rusty spoon
• He made the stars speak to me in Morse Code
• She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
• Sometimes the apathy she saw made her want to curl up and cry
• Scientology is a wonderful religion that I would never want to sue me
• Your God does not make me want to reconsider my thoughts about suicide
• Call me back when hair starts growing on his palms
• How Lars Ulrich made me quit my job at a movie theater
• Me Against the World
• Forgive me for being afraid of the world
• May those who are born after me
• The World Jones Made
• Marriage made me stupid, lazy and old
• Civilization III has made me sympathize with the Japanese in WWII
• Take me from home
• The train that came to me in the dream was already a dead train
• They Don't Want Me
• Take Me As I Am
• when strangers tell me to smile
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• When people say "All-American", they seldom mean me.

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