• On what it is like to be so crazy you can't sleep
• Tell me a story about being really alive
• Feeling like you're moving when you're really sitting still
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• Yall So Stupid
• Being stupid doesn't excuse a rape
• What really matters is what you like, not what you are like
• I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
• Waiting for the tear gas in my room to fade away so i can sleep
• stop being so English
• The name of the town isn't really relevant, it's like many towns in America
• Little Kids Are Stupid & Believe Really Obvious Lies
• I remember books being like air and food and water to me
• People tink I'm stupid 'cause I tawk like dis
• he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
• a lot like the appeal of being electrocuted
• What it's like to be in love
• What I really would like to do is put Everything into a drawer
• Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging. Sort of like some men I know
• Your radical ideas about this being like David Foster Wallace have already occurred to others.
• scattered like so many fallen rose petals
• Like sands through the hourglass, so are the days of our lives.
• I feel like I'm being watched
• You like me, you really like me!
• Huddled shoulders and bent backs, like so many shadows
• Being really smart and taking lots and lots of drugs
• One problem with being born really soon after Christmas
• Why are human beings so much more difficult to housetrain than dogs?
• What seemed like tenderness was really weakness
• Been Brown So Long, It Looked Like Green to Me: The Politics of Nature
• If I really loved you, you'd never get so close.
• Like a really good sex
• University students can be really stupid
• Not wanting to sleep so the next day won't start
• It's so easy to say you cried yourself to sleep. It's so hard to do.
• I might fall into good sleep like swimming
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• Like minded so you must be crazy
• Never felt so much like singing the blues
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• I like you. Why are you so weird?
• Being Asian is rather like having large breasts
• So charmingly heathen, your skin is like a teardrop on a popsicle
• So is this, like, artistic or slutty?
• Library books with really stupid notes in the margins
• we never really fight, so I don't know how this is supposed to go
• Why does it take so long to get to sleep?
• a voice like pebbles being shoved through a harmonica
• I would really like to beat the crap out of someone
• Swallowed, like sleep
• I was raised on red pepper and blood I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• Being rejected by someone you really respect
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• Ways to know how stupid you are really
• tell me a story about really being undead
• What life after death will really be like
• I miss you, damn you for being so damn amazing
• I am going to rewrite you so that I can still like people.
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• It's really very silly, I was thinking, they are all acting so weird
• Arrested for being drunk in a... bar? In... Texas? Apparently so.
• why being really lonely is sometimes super awesome
• I feel like I'm missing pieces of sleep
• so i heard you like mudkips
• Well, I was tired of being 24 anyway, so there
• Sometimes, I get so lonely I can't stand being conscious.
• Why I stopped being a vegetarian and ate meat like a real red-blooded American MAN
• Now that we're being so open and honest
• How do I know if I really like coffee?
• sleep like a rock
• You're so beautiful you wake me in my sleep
• So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
• Making the Movies XX Why Naval Movies are so Scarce
• sosé (user)
• Australian Public Service
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• So A Dinosaur Walks Into a Bar...
• awake and ready (user)
• Is it not strange that desire should so many years outlive performance?
• Why must you live so far away?
• & So the Pendulum Swings
• Being an artist warps the mind
• The Story That Is Still Being Written
• So you want to be a composer
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• Why "You're the air that I breathe" is a stupid expression
• Being tickled in the neck by a girl you know a little bit
• Stupid math tricks
• The Joys of Being a Negro
• People are basically stupid
• Ruminations on being run over by a dump truck
• restaurants with stupid things on the walls
• Being J.D. Salinger (Vonnegut Style)
• About Being Different
• Looking Forward to Being Attacked
• Can't tell if being trolled
• The future like a corpse in snow
• Like kicking dead whales down the beach
• Nice to smell like the same good thing
• treat every moment like it's your last
• the leaves fell like raindrops when you touched the earth
• My washcloth is like my vagina
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• I like zero downtime
• Wicca is like Linux
• I like my instability
• I like to Breathe
• It seemed like a good idea at the time
• Like A Prayer
• Just to see what it would be like
• Neon lights under your car do not make it look like it's floating
• Dear beautiful like an orange blossom: What is the nice surprise?
• Oh I Do Like to Be Beside the Seaside
• If you like X, you'll like Y
• Heart Like a Wheel
• Off like a herd of turtles
• I like to watch
• You need trepanation like you need another hole in your head
• Feels Like Home
• I'd like some dreams too
• Everybody likes flowers
• She had fingernails that shined like justice
• Just Like Mom
• When the moon is grinning, looking like a bowl of milk
• love like you've never been hurt
• Like a distant star, on the horizon
• Playing Risk is like arguing on the internet. Even if you win, you're still retarded.
• When I'm wearing a bonnet and sipping pretend tea with Miss Ponykins and Zippy the Ugly Zebra, that's when I feel the most like a man
• We like to get together on the weekends and beat up evildoers
• Yourself or Someone Like You
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter VIII
• What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
• Are Men and Women Really Equal?
• California is a different country, really
• Really Big Things flying through space!
• Are these numbers really random?
• It's Up To You. No Really, It's Up To You.
• Rust Never Sleeps
• Can I go back to sleep now?
• Hidden In Sleep
• bad sleep
• Ode to Sleep
• The Promise of Sleep
• go to sleep
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• Rights for bigots
• OK, so I'm a fuckup, and it's Tuesday
• Why UNIX commands are so abbreviated
• So you sit, trying to write...
• So you want to quit Everything2
• So Cruel
• Why are you so goddamn cranky?
• So Close
• You were always so good to me
• Gee, You're so Beautiful That It's Starting to Rain
• So this one time, God walked into an inn...
• maybe so (user)
• Spiral #1: Awake
• I'm so worldly, I shit globes
• being close to another person
• it's so obvious
• Evolutionary pressure against being evil
• Why metal is so awesome
• You Are Not Being Fair
• The Everything guide to being a pizza driver
• being doored
• Being both black and white
• Nice names for stupid people
• The joys of being jailbait
• Power companies are stealing our electricity!
• There are more and better reasons to dislike a human being than race or religion
• All Sun readers are stupid cunts
• Opinions are immunity to being told you're wrong.
• living being

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