• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• When the rescue plane landed, I realized we had resorted to cannibalism too soon.
• Houston, we've had a problem
• The French chicks FINALLY had a computer problem!
• you had to be there
• I Had a Little Nut Tree
• If I had a monkey, I'd give it a gun
• Don Quixote had his windmills, I have my helicopters
• For Want of a Nail : If Burgoyne Had Won at Saratoga
• The things we always thought, yet never had the courage to speak
• If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
• i didn't write this, but i wish i had
• I had a dream last night
• continuum hypothesis
• the mind/body problem
• I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
• The problem with arbitrary decisions when designing computer programs, especially when deciding abou
• The Problem of the Invisible Man
• Obscure Solutions to Even More Obscure Problems
• Problems in Linux
• engine problem diagnosis
• Constraint satisfaction problem
• mind-body problem
• the problem (user)
• The day I realized what being alive was
• you realize death means nothing
• I had not thought death had undone so many
• If I only had a brain
• This is a story I wish I had been able to write. Hope you like it.
• They had been expecting me
• The best tuna fish sandwich I've ever had
• I've had you here before
• I had a brother, once
• I was once young and had a home
• The most difficult decision President Bush has ever had to make
• The Everything credibility problem
• parity problems
• car alarm
• The beer bong calculus problem
• The problem with sky
• Fermi Problem
• The problem with the Chevrolet Caprice and the Ford Crown Victoria
• Ludwig Wittgenstein and the Problem of Other Minds
• problem child (user)
• Metacognition and the problem of self-reference: A Kantian view
• The problem of alphabets in physics
• I just realized that I will not live to see the invention of time machines
• Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
• This is just pure cool! It's cryptic, mystical, lovely. I had no choice!
• If I had the nerve, I would ask you
• How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
• These are the memories I never had
• I was the worst lay you ever had
• If you had to invent a language with no more than one hundred words
• In a dream I had, I was on an island in the middle of the ocean.
• You had to pretend success was fucked
• I had no idea what he thought about me.
• The most elusive type of problem in a C program
• The homunculus problem
• Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
• Solar Neutrino Problem
• Everything and the Grudin Problems
• Examples of translation problems in Wittgenstein
• The Josephus problem
• booting problems
• standard linear maximisation problem
• The E2 Authority Problem (e2poll)
• Problems with Hegelian spirit
• mind-body problem (node_forward)
• One day we realized we were going to need a bigger car
• I've had eighteen straight whiskeys. I think that's the record.
• Questions I have had today
• Why Kurt had to go out the window
• He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
• I haven't had a wet dream in years
• I used to complain that I had no shoes, until I met a man that had no feet.
• The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
• All the things she had at one point wanted to be
• If God had a cunt you'd be God
• problem
• Problem of Evil
• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• A Hemispherical Problem
• Problems that go away by themselves come back by themselves
• Beau Woes and Other Problems of Modern Life
• The problem with love in our society
• The problem with pirating
• Proof for Hilbert's third problem
• The problem of bootstrapping an atheist
• dining noders problems
• Before I realized I couldn't cure you
• Miss Lucy had a Steamboat
• Her Body Had Knots and Hollows
• What kind of year have YOU had?
• Grammatical and syntactic puzzles
• Allah Had No Son
• I had to call my father this evening and tell him I was dying.
• And then wings sprouted from the space between my shoulders where my wings had once been
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• Pigeonhole problem
• The problem with proficiency testing
• The Saint John Naming Problem
• Congratulations: you are living a life devoid of any serious problems
• Hume's Problem of Induction
• Technical solutions to sociological problems
• Quick fix to most computer problems
• What seems to be the problem officer?
• Collective action problem
• problems with biometric security
• You don't have any real problems
• somewhere, when I realize who I am
• The best teacher I ever had
• Until today, it really pissed me off that I'd become this totally centered Zen Master and nobody had noticed
• When you had left our pirate fold
• The Girl Who Had Everything
• Miss Polly had a dolly
• Twelve dreams I had in one night
• Had Icarus a Parachute
• The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
• We had no bait but our tongues
• The real horror was not what had been redacted, but the reasons why.
• Dining philosophers problem
• year format problem
• The soy problem for North Americans
• Movie Sequel Naming Problems
• So, what's the problem with me?
• The problem with messages on girls' t-shirts and a possible solution
• My problem with DVDs
• Black Hand Over Europe - The Croat Problem - I. The Peril
• How to solve a math problem
• Programming killed the story problem
• The Problem with Checking People's Toes
• Women who don't realize they're pregnant until they give birth
• If we had a more developed tailbone, would we wag our tail?
• I, though I brought no fuel, had desire
• I had never known someone whose death was imminent
• If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
• When Askeladden and the Troll had an Eating Competition
• he had a dream
• You've never had it so good
• I Once Had Wings
• banana problem
• If the problem persists, contact the program vendor
• second album problem
• Millennium Prize Problems
• Protein folding problem
• Three body problem
• Writing and the Problem of Death
• The Synoptic Problem
• The problem with mesons
• Abraham Lincoln's problems during the Civil War compared to Jefferson Davis's
• Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
• I had an Everything dream an hour ago
• Mary Had a Little Lamb
• i had a dream about the future
• What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
• You know what? I've had it up to here with "Trix are for kids!" Give the rabbit a fucking bowl of cereal, you dick!
• I had a party, you were not invited, here are the pictures
• You had two lovers, and eventually the one with the most chips won.
• When each had their own personal anthem
• I Had Already Quit That Job About 20 Days Ago...in my mind, anyway
• She had never kissed someone so old.
• Somebody Else's Problem
• Medical Problems
• The problem with using "black" and "white" as racial identifiers
• My drug problem
• the solution to the problem of world hunger
• getha's path problem
• For every complex problem, there is a solution that is simple, neat, and wrong
• Psych 101 Problem
• Einstein's two circle problem
• A critique of Jaegwon Kim's meditations on the mind/body problem
• integrability problems
• Non-identity problem
• The first time you realize your father is as human as you are
• What I Didn't Learn in Church Last Sunday (and wish I had)
• Was I nearly as anti-consumerism as I had initially thought?
• I was a bitter, purple-haired fat girl, and I had plenty of male friends
• The Boy Who Had Everything
• They Had No Poet
• To John Bartlett, Who Had Sent Me a Seven Pound Trout
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• She had the most wonderful grin in the world
• she had mood ring eyes
• two cats and a tattoo, the design I had in mind
• education problem
• one-banana problem

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