Findings:

• I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes
• You had to pretend success was fucked
• astronaut
• Astronaut Pen
• Bad Astronaut
• You'd prefer an astronaut
• How do astronauts go to the bathroom?
• The smell of burning wires every astronaut fears
• Astronaut Food
• Need Another Seven Astronauts
• Too few astronauts and too much sky
• Astronaut Ice Cream
• The Astronaut Gets Lucky
• Astronaut Rescue Treaty
• fuzzy astronaut
• European Astronaut Corps
• Last of the Ghetto Astronauts
• The American Astronaut
• How to go to Mars as an Astronaut
• Peasants, Pigs and Astronauts
• Welcoming Home the Astronauts
• Association of Autonomous Astronauts
• Ghosts of American Astronauts
• The Palenque Astronaut
• Ancient Astronaut
• God Is An Astronaut
• The Impossible Astronaut
• An Astronaut's Last Words
• dropped here by the hand of the astronaut
• First all-female spacewalk by NASA astronauts Jessica Meir and Christina Koch
• Let's pretend we're married
• pretend
• Pretended
• Why I am going to pretend I am a girl online from now on
• play dumb
• Pretend you're not dying inside
• pretend to be an idiot all the time
• World Leader Pretend
• Move, and pretend you're still breathing
• pretend date
• The city. So many lights you can actually pretend one of them's shining on you.
• a patch of lamplight that I pretend is the moon
• We shook hands and pretended like it meant nothing
• Impersonating someone famous
• my love in your garden grows, but let's pretend it's just a rose
• Just don't let's pretend she followed you home
• We are what we pretend to be
• Let's pretend
• should i pretend now everything is fine?
• I can still pretend
• Chateau Pretend, 1974
• Let's pretend we don't exist. Let's pretend we're in Antarctica!
• How to Pretend to Have a Job
• you pretend to be the moon
• When I'm wearing a bonnet and sipping pretend tea with Miss Ponykins and Zippy the Ugly Zebra, that's when I feel the most like a man
• When I Pretend to Fall
• I want the real you - not this superficial being you pretend to be
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• I only pretend to resist temptation
• let's pretend, for George
• Pretend Rap Poetry
• pretends to sleep as he looks her over
• sometimes i go outside and stand in the sun and look up at the sky and pretend i'm a tree
• let's pretend we're all the same
• Everyone Who Pretended To Like Me Is Gone
• Let's Pretend They Were Red
• was
• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• This wasn't how it was supposed to be
• Descartes was wrong
• Why was Cthulhu blue?
• Kilroy was here
• The Walrus was Paul
• wa
• Music was better in the old days
• Able was I, ere I saw Elba
• Vancouver, Washington
• Was (Not Was)
• the seven hills of Rome
• No shit, there I was
• It was not a weather balloon at Roswell
• Here lies one whose name was writ in water
• Why I was convinced I would die young
• What I wrote when I was missing David
• I was expecting it to hurt like a fuck
• Climbing cherry trees when I was younger
• my only pin-up was Pelé
• "Oskee wee wee! Oskee wa wa!"
• A poem I wrote when I was 5
• The cactus that told me my mom was asleep
• This was unexpected, my soul's connection to you
• And the sky was made of amethysts
• Trompe
• 'T was
• It was a dark and stormy night
• That was a joke, son.
• Man was created in God's image
• I was once a victim of Catholic schooling
• How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
• How Candide Was Obliged to Leave the Fair Cunegund and the Old Woman
• When I was your age
• There was once a Man
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• I was a young boy that had big plans
• It was you, Atthis
• I was once stranded on a dessert island
• Fast-talking career gal who thought she was one of the boys
• The day I realized what being alive was
• If Dr. Seuss Were a Tech Writer
• The world was designed for giant squid
• That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
• Theories as to what was inside the briefcase in Pulp Fiction
• Just how perfect was Jesus?
• Where were you when Kennedy was shot?
• Was not cleanly unmounted, check forced
• It was all God's fault
• It was not a dream
• It wasn't like I was sleeping anyway
• If the King's English was good enough for Jesus
• Was Jesus resurrected as the Easter Bunny?
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• God was created in man's image
• It was hormones, it was hormones, but it was valid
• Nobody cares if it was originally a nodeshell
• Marilyn Monroe was a size 16
• hodgepodge was just a one-night stand, apparently
• Cybersex before it was cool
• I was going to marry Marty
• Was I nearly as anti-consumerism as I had initially thought?
• Back when grunge was still cool
• This product was tested on cute, furry animals with big, sad eyes
• I was looking for you
• I was searching glass
• I Hear it was Charged Against Me
• No important data was harmed by the ILOVEYOU worm
• When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
• I was once stranded on a desert island
• Dawn was a lucky time to give birth
• "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
• There was a young lady of Riga
• Upon my indulgence, I was dissatisfied
• I was aghast, yet intrigued
• The Story of the Vizier Who Was Punished
• The Story of the Envious Man and of Him Who Was Envied
• As I Was Going to St Ives
• Calvin Coolidge was the 30th President
• I wonder when I learned to smile when I was being hurt
• WoOz: 17 How the Balloon Was Launched
• I was into them after they were hip
• I was taken by a honeymoon scam
• Concrete, Washington
• The Princess who was Hidden Underground
• Why I didn't get my driver's license until I was 18

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