Findings:

• It's better to be alone than to wish you were
• A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
• "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
• If she were an insect, she'd be a moth in search of a flame
• Things never were what they used to be
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
• I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
• We are what we pretend to be
• Let's pretend we're married
• If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• Although you are right, you were wrong to be confident
• Sometimes friendships were meant to be destroyed
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• Where we're headed, you'll be looking backwards
• If we were ghosts
• I Wish You Were Here
• Soldiers who wish to be a hero
• you pretend to be the moon
• If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
• I wish that dreamland were slightly more predictable, sometimes
• If Wishes Were Horses
• Be careful what you wish for
• If we were all part of one big television show, seriously, you'd be a poorly written character
• We'd all be better off if shaking hands were making love, and children were found in the cabbage patch.
• Let's pretend we don't exist. Let's pretend we're in Antarctica!
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• pretend to be an idiot all the time
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• They left the streets stained with blood, and their howling could be heard long after they were gone
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• How a suicide made me wish I were Superman
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
• It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
• Wish You Were Here
• I wish I were close
• If ifs and ands were pots and pans there'd be no work for tinkers
• Speed limits were made to be broken
• The weather is here, wish you were beautiful
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• I want the real you - not this superficial being you pretend to be
• I felt as calm as the day outside. My footsteps were certain below the neutral sky. I wished there were someone watching.
• I wish it were raining
• I wish I were as smart as I am
• play dumb
• you were a dream I painted and wished to own
• Secret wish: To be identical to the ocean
• If there were a slight, let it be fulsome
• If your wish be to close me
• We're flawed because we want so much more. We're ruined because we get these things and wish for what we had.
• It's OK for dance music to be repetitive
• Damn it Feels Bad to be an Angsta
• Blessed be
• Glory be to the Father
• I Want to Be Inside You
• In twenty years your favorite song will be playing in an elevator
• I refuse to be "deciphered"
• I'll be
• Authors who refuse to be photographed
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• Peace be with you
• This Train Will Be Taking No Passengers
• How the Internet came to be: The birth of the ARPANET
• Be your own man
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• Aspects of Finnish society that may be new to you
• How to get Apache to be a bit more secretive
• Let That Be Your Last Battlefield
• There'll be plenty of time later to leave things unsaid
• You could be the Willow, I could be the Wind.
• Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
• Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
• School-age teenagers should be given compulsory spelling and grammar lessons
• bes (user)
• Smile! It's good to be irritating once in a while
• I like to be reminded this city survives because of these machines.
• It's hard to be a gangster.
• One Day I Will Be The Summer
• happy as a clam or a lark or as happy as Pacino can be
• girls should be nice
• the more realistic we are, the happier we'll be
• ghost town
• Embracing my ghosts
• I would love for you to come to me with Christmas lights around your head, late night like a ghost
• Bring Back My Ghost
• Ghost driver
• The Ghost of Abel
• Crimson Ghost (user)
• let me tell you something about ghosts
• My old clothes hang on a chair like ghosts of people I've been
• I thought paper cuts were like lightning
• We're all in the dark, just looking for the light
• You were my plans tonight
• Today Is the Tomorrow You were Promised Yesterday : 200 years of Information
• When We Were Very Young
• When men were men, women were women, and you knew where you were going in life
• Your smile was embarrassed. Your fingers were dew-covered. I am still smiling.
• As if he knew that words were how I kissed
• This morning, while you were still asleep
• While they were revolting, we grew nostalgic
• You were the one beam of light in my life; I responded by putting on sunglasses.
• Your Scars Were Better Than Mine
• The streets were washed fresh with rain and a warm wind blew as I showed up to everything just barely on time.
• Wish
• Sometimes I wish I could just not care
• I wish I could open his eyes
• A Wish (user)
• Information wants to be free
• thou shouldst wish more wisely
• What's it going to be then, eh?
• If it's "natural," why must it be learned?
• I wouldn't be caught dead
• If we define things as unreal, they may still be real in their consequences
• If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
• Submissions for the "I'd Rather Be Noding" Bumper Sticker
• Nothing could be further from the truth
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• You might be a Michigander
• In the maze of my mind, some paths cannot be backtracked
• False psychics in Florida will be charged with perjury
• Bare feet can be as sexy as bare breasts
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• I will always be weird inside
• All Flesh Must Be Eaten
• Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
• Valentine's Day shouldn't be a chore
• Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
• Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
• After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
• It's Tough to Be a Bug
• There has to be a better way to make human beings
• I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty)
• I beg of you, cradle my head so that I might be with you forever
• Be Frugal
• Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
• Tomorrow Shall be my Dancing Day
• Rest and be thankful
• I Wanna Be Sedated
• Don't worry, Be Happy!
• You've Got to be Brain Damaged
• It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• non-standard analysis will never be mainstream
• All the things she had at one point wanted to be
• Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
• How can a thinking, rational adult be religious?
• nodeshells that could never be satisfactorily filled
• What does it mean to be free?
• Men are designed to be good hunters, but it's women who are born killers
• You never think it will be the ducks
• Today will be difficult. But tomorrow, good riding.
• seeing ghosts
• The Holy Ghost
• Hungry Ghost
• Calico Ghost Town
• ghost mail
• The Ghost at 108 Stevenson Street, Liverpool
• Dear sons and daughters of hungry ghosts
• The Chinese Restaurant Ghost
• ghost wedding
• World Leader Pretend
• We're all doing just fine
• If the Current Were to Call
• We're on our way to being GODS!
• If Jesus were alive today
• Things you would bring with you if you were ever invited to shower with jessicapierce

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