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• I know there's a story in here somewhere, I just can't find it
• I can't remember when I fell but I love it down here
• I love you, but it's cold out here
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• her eyes can't find you at first
• You can take the mall out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the mall
• Into the Heart of the Whole :: Anderry Inne, But Not Out Again
• But you can't take the Jungle out of the Tiger
• She is a night of dark trees, but he who is not afraid of her darkness will find banks full of roses under her cypresses
• I can get away with murder, but I can't get you out of my head
• you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
• But who codes the coders?
• We're not running out of electrons any time soon, but dreams are in short supply.
• Money can't buy happiness but the lack of it can cause a lot of misery
• I wanna see it when you find out what comets, stars and moons are all about
• There is not a fine line between love and hate. There is, in fact, a Great Wall of China with armed sentries posted every twenty feet between love and hate
• I may dream in technicolor, but I trip the fuck out in old-school black and white
• it's like something big is happening right in front of us but we can't see it
• But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
• My 486 almost runs Debian now, but I can't play Doom!
• Find someone who dreams about people like you
• Mike the talking chicken finds out some disturbing shit
• you never felt her hot blood on your face but, hey, who's keeping track
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• I can't get published, but this crap can
• we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
• The virgin was looking apprehensive about the whole ordeal, but for the right amount of cash anyone will take on a horse
• Maybe it's bad manners, but you still can't buy my baby
• Finding the origin of a Hotmail message
• Getting out of a traffic ticket
• Those who can't do, teach
• we woke up to find you gone. well, said the city, we still have the river.
• You are looking for someone who does not want to be found. Even if you find them it will not be a success.
• i just knew i'd find you here
• Find someone who...
• The "men can't find the clitoris" meme
• Due to the Incompetence of our novice author, our heroine, cahla, finds herself in the wilds of Djibouti; there is no denouement in sight, but the moonlight is pretty.
• Can't imagine why, but I feel like dancing
• Men are designed to be good hunters, but it's women who are born killers
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• This terrain is constantly changing, but if you look closely, you can find the patterns
• I can lie to the face of the devil himself, but I can't fool you.
• I can slaughter my way through Hell, but I can't kill these feelings for you
• Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
• i can't fit it all in but by god, i will keep trying
• I can't get comfortable here
• If you can't take the heat, stay out of the kitchen
• There Is No Such Thing As Light/There Is No Such Thing As Darkness/This Shadow Is An Illusion/But Illusions Are Still Real/And I Still Must Step Out Of It
• If someone punches you out of hatred, they're definitely a villain. But that doesn't mean that you're a hero.
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• I can't find her in this house of dust and bones
• Find an out
• Half-sour pickle
• How to find out your own IP address
• when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
• I can't think of anyone who could appreciate more than me your eyes and your voice
• Mike the talking chicken finds out some disturbing shit (fiction) mp3 (recording)
• A metaphor for sex
• when i get out i'll come and find you cause you're my other half i never told you that
• First Line, Last Line
• Who's on first?
• find someone who dreams of you
• I thought I might find you here
• We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
• Everyone is here, but you're nowhere near
• Fall tried to come this week but Summer chased it out of town.
• I love my cigar, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while
• Starving in the greenhouse
• I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
• This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
• you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
• It's not happening here, but it is happening now.
• It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
• When you can almost recognize her face, but you can't remember her name
• I didn't mean to write this, but this is how it came out
• Gods exist but will only talk to those who stay awake after bedtime under the covers.
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• Cemeteries are boring, but I can't seem to stay away from this one in particular.
• Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• you can touch the sun but you can't take it with you
• Mass Murder and Mutilation! But first, the weather with Weather-Wise Wally Whimple.
• The Box Said 'Do NOT Open" But The Seal Was Already Broken
• Reality can't be whatever I want it to be, but maybe it's not so clear-cut, you know?
• I try to write you a love song but it comes out a lament
• i can't find it anywhere
• It Can't Happen Here
• I can't find the any key
• You can't get there from here
• In a room of jesters, a lone monk is obviously a buzzkill. But in a room of monks, it's a lone jester who's a buzzkill.
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• I appreciate your concern for others, but I need to get all my ducks in a row first.
• Why I can't stay out of my boyfriend's pants
• Can't Get You Out of My Thoughts
• Where you can't find me
• This was then, and now I can't even find your grave
• How to find out if an egg has gone bad
• I can't even begin to tell you how I feel about certain things for reasons that you may find difficult to understand
• Finding out where a net user lives
• sifting sand to find fading past in smooth stones, sorrow was here
• How to find out if a Web company is monitoring your browsing habits
• Printing something to find out where the printer is
• People can get stuff here that they can't get anywhere else.
• Fan Out and Find the Focker
• Sometimes, my paranoia overtakes me and I find myself asking, "IS ONE OF THE E2 EDITORS OUT TO GET ME!?"
• In the end it took me a dictionary, to find out the meaning of unrequited...
• I find myself here
• For those who find themselves frequently in shadows
• He who wants to fight will find a club
• don't trust a teacher who only takes on the brightest pupils. to find the sun in a stone, now, that takes true skill.
• Who finds my apathy useful?
• watch over me until i can find my way out of this labyrinth in my brain and regain my sanity
• Great first lines
• fuck around and find out
• How to find out if ANY number is divisible by eleven
• Ain't nobody here but us chickens
• here, but not here
• I see it on the TV and I laugh out loud, but it's the way I feel right now.
• Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
• their eyes meet for the first time, but they saw each other's hearts
• She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
• You can run, but you can't hide
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• It's like this train. It can't run anywhere but where its rails take it.
• We couldn't be anywhere else but here
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• You can bear arms, but you can't bare breasts
• I will have her forever but I can't touch her
• It's too bad she won't live. But then again, who does?
• We said nay, we are but men
• But life is hard when the written word is your first language
• I love you but you are not here, oh how my poor heart aches with angst
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• I bind these books, but I can't write in them; I just can't
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• The Princess Who Kicked Butt
• Can't nothin' fail but a try
• Here in the dark, nothing is real but time
• Susan Goldman, who has cervical cancer, is partly thankful as she braces herself but changes her mind as she's sprayed with burning jet fuel.
• Hot pursuit
• We all love movies and books about us owning ourselves
• But who nodes the noders?
• I don't know who Amber is, but she's got a stalker
• i remember reading this but i can't remember if i liked it or not
• You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
• I swear I just came here for a sandwich, but do you remember me?
• but we turn everything we touch to shit; we just can't let beauty stand
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
• I can burn the hearts of the damned, but I can't stop the burning I feel for you
• The dead eat it always, but the living who eat it die slowly
• Your bed is no longer here, but the windows are
• i carry a deep sadness of the past, perhaps always. but i am here for the present and the future. i am here for you.
• some people touch it, but they can't hold on
• dreaming of anywhere but here
• I will tell you the phrase, but you must never speak it out loud. If you do, you will surely die.
• Little lights that don't blink off but fade out instead
• as you get older, a lot falls away. but i am not here to tell you not to worry. i am here to give you tools.
• Oops, I can't find my best friend
• I can't find a bra that fits right
• Can't get you out of my head
• I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
• The guy who can't even pick up guys
• Stuck in a moment you can't get out of
• Why can't you walk in a straight line?
• Out of practice but my heart hurts so
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• A date idea, but not for the first date
• Fluoxetine
• Rhesus Monkeys and Dormant Underwater Volcanos: the "I can't believe there's nobody here from Madagascar" E2 Madagascar get-together
• To a beautiful woman who can't have ketchup
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• the bit of shrapnel in my heart that I can't cut out
• If you can't help it, fuck it!
• We can't stop here. This is bat country!
• Why can't they get out of The Matrix on cellular phones?
• Bess Can't Go Here
• I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them

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