Findings:
- Don't write love letters to women unless you are dating them
- No one can know what you want unless you tell them
- Don't piss into the wind unless you want to get wet
- Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.
- He loved her so much, he wanted to do her autopsy
- i don't want to think about it anymore
- Why do we treat them so well?
- Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
- I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
- Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
- The delicate women do not want to dance
- I don't want to fall so easily
- Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
- If you don't want us to look at your breasts, don't shove them in our faces
- I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
- I do not want to talk
- I don't want a million women. I just want one.
- Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
- don't think so loudly; whisper something in my ear
- So you want to start a webzine
- I don't love you anymore
- I want someone to do cute things for
- What Women Want
- Glamour Dos and Don'ts
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- I don't remember what her name was so let's call her Doris
- We don't want YOUR kind here!
- Jesus loves you so I don't have to
- I want the stars so bright they make me breathless.
- I want to learn to talk
- The bullets inside are very hot. Why do I feel so cold?
- I don't want to die
- If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
- That phone call you don't want to make
- I don't want to see her
- I don't look at the world the same way, anymore
- you cannot meet again unless you part
- Forget women - here's what men want
- It's so easy to say you cried yourself to sleep. It's so hard to do.
- So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
- Why don't we try to destroy tropical cyclones by nuking them?
- Never point a gun at anything you don't want to kill
- We don't write 'round here much anymore
- Do you want to say something with that song?
- Because I do not want to forget
- I don't think I would want to date her now, anyway
- Things people don't want to hear
- I Don't Want What You Got Goin' On
- So, you want to be a philosopher
- Woman's so hot I want to cry
- I want them to go out as unseen as they came
- Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
- Why Don't We Do It in the Road?
- I don't know what you find to do all day on that thing. You'll go blind!
- It's always a good idea to tell people you love them if you do
- I like hearing you talk. It doesn't matter if I don't understand.
- So You Want to Be a Wizard
- So you want to be evil
- So you want to be an air traffic controller
- Why don't you dream anymore?
- I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
- Why do I find coconuts so gloriously alluring?
- Just a NoCal noder party - nothing to get excited about, unless you count the fire
- Do you want to live forever?
- Don't want to be lonely no more
- They Don't Want Me
- If the wibbly thing is part of your anatomy, I guarantee you don't want the cat batting at it or licking it.
- Australian Public Service
- So you don't have to
- Why is it that the voice that you don't want to hear always seems the loudest?
- A floor is so you don't fall in the hole your house is in
- Why shouldn't men look at women's breasts?
- He didn't want to be Gary anymore
- God can do what he wants
- How do you know a girl wants to smooch?
- How do ya like them apples?
- Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
- If you enhance your rave experience, do so safely
- Making a fool of myself must be a hobby, I do it so frequently
- Do you still want your first universe?
- One thing you don't want is a thaw
- I don't always want you to be nice
- Do you want your possessions identified?
- You cannot pick up the pieces, unless they all fall to the floor
- Do you want a kitten?
- do not want
- But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
- Don't talk about me behind my back
- So you want to quit Everything2
- Why do reindeer cross the road before a car passes them?
- Why do women like motorbikes?
- Please don't tell me how to do my job
- Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
- Writers don't look for their big breaks. They write them.
- So you want to write your own Wiki?
- Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
- NaNoWriMo (collaboration)
- Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
- I don't believe in anything
- How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
- Converting Pi to binary: Don't do it!
- You do realize that this is not, in any meaningful sense, a martini, don't you?
- I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
- Don't Kill Her Daddy with Careless Talk
- Why I don't want The Perfect Guy
- What they don't know can't hurt them
- you don't talk much
- Don't take life so serious, son; it ain't nohow permanent
- I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
- hating myself is all i know how to do anymore
- I don't know what else to do
- There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
- It's only temporary unless it works
- Why do so many people wear glasses?
- I don't think you could do this with a modern SUV
- So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
- I don't want the world, I just want your half
- all of them just coming over here and so on
- Damned if you do, damned if you don't
- Men can download naked women. Women can't download men worshipping them. Ha ha!
- Don't drink, don't smoke, what do you do?
- I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
- I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
- I don't want a terrorist fighting for my cause
- I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
- Men who are willing to listen to women talk about their periods
- Unless
- pray do not molest them
- I don't want a label
- So your kids want a pet
- Why black women have so few wrinkles
- Where do you want to go today?
- I thought ALL women looked for a wedding ring when they talked to ANY man
- I won't take your protests seriously unless you're naked or on fire.
- Women who want to fuck, just to pay the bills
- What do we want? Nothing. When do we want it? Whenever.
- Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
- The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
- my p166 isn't so cool anymore
- Why men like women's breasts
- Why do people on TV eat so much?
- Do you want to cuddle in my tent?
- I wanted to do it again
- I don't want children
- I don't want a calculator
- You really shouldn't let people you don't know tie you up
- Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
- So you want to be a star?
- I wanted to touch him so badly that it made my fingertips burn
- What the hell do you want?
- The Peacock Don't Do No Dancin'
- Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
- So you want to be a DJ?
- It's too early to talk about God, or women
- I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
- Dos and Don'ts For Talking to Children About Abuse
- Do you want to taste my memories?
- Come back safe; we don't want any dead heroes in this family
- What we do in life... echoes in eternity
- I don't play my violin in the desert anymore
- Once you don't believe in the afterlife, it's not worth dying anymore
- Winners Don't Use Drugs
- You don't really drink beer in cans, do you?
- Keeping secrets from your children may harm them
- Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
- I know you don't read too good so I'll write slow
- I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
- Pink lemonade, Clementine, I don't want to leave this place without you
- We don't talk about those sorts of things
- Women athletes shouldn't have to compare themselves to men for acceptance
- So You Want to Be a Rock and Roll Star
- So why talk about politics now
- Don't do that then!
- Teach Yourself Scheme: 4.1 'when' and 'unless'
- I give you corn. So much corn do I give.
- Your beliefs are your concern, just please don't let them creep into our secular argument
- "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
- But I don't want to pay for the obese smoking couch potato
- So you want to be a waitress
- The city. So many lights you can actually pretend one of them's shining on you.
- We don't dig our graves, anymore.
- What I want from life
- Why do you want to get married?
- I don't do drugs. I am drugs.
- Why some guys don't pick up on hints from women
- The kinda guy whose SO wants to install a video camera in his head
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