• I never thought it would be like this
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
• Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
• Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
• Things I Thought I Would Never Hear Myself Say
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• Mind without body
• Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
• Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• I never thought I would node this
• Nothing could be close to quite like this
• an invitation to be everything you never thought you could be
• Just to see what it would be like
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• What it's like to be skinny
• Why Star Trek: Series V would be a bad thing
• Tomorrow will surely be much like today.
• Places a local (like me) would take you to in New Orleans
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• We would like to apologize to the following people and stick in some amusing messages
• I would like
• he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
• What life after death will really be like
• In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• What is and what should never be
• I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
• It will never be just you
• Thoughts on how religious proscriptions came to be
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• Dreamer, never learned to be ambitious
• The things we always thought, yet never had the courage to speak
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• I assumed we would not even be friends
• I was Dan for fifteen minutes and I never want to be Dan again
• Knowledge can never be certain
• I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
• Life is uncertain. Would you like dessert first?
• We never asked to be babysitters
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• If it barks like a fish, it must be a duck
• words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
• Would you like fries with that?
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• When we kiss I can hear your thoughts, so I would rather we didn't
• Linux would be dead without Windows
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• Would you like to try a sample?
• Nothing fills me with dread quite like a mushroom
• Mere thoughts of a life like that
• Would you like to penetrate her shell, insinuating yourself among the pages of the books she is reading?
• Why I'd like to be a free-range hen
• If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
• You can never be too rich or too thin
• Marks which will never be broken
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
• Half-sour pickle
• I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
• Never quite at home in the world
• Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• Remember what it's like to be learning a musical instrument
• I will be your Berlin Wall, and I will never fall
• I would like to bring you here
• Would you like to see my gingerbread house, Gretel?
• I'll never be the one to force my parents into an "old age" home
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• thoughts and ideas ought to be convoluted, because the things and people that they represent are equally so
• Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging. Sort of like some men I know
• Your words are delicious and enticing, and I would save them all like love letters
• Would You Like To Play Again?
• Be a model or just look like one
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• It is better to be thought a fool
• I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
• it would be hilarious if only
• Once when I got like this I thought I was building a boat
• Never Knowing Quite What I Had
• Look siad me Be like me
• Oh I Do Like to Be Beside the Seaside
• If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
• I know what it's like to be dead
• The Man Who Would Be King
• That I Would Be Good
• Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
• I would have killed for a sexual thought
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• Never be the first to let go
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• Scientology is a wonderful religion that I would never want to sue me
• What it's like to be questioned by the FBI
• She must be what cocaine is like
• On second thought, maybe I'd rather be dangerous
• It is like what we imagine knowledge to be: dark, salt, clear, moving, utterly free.
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
• Fuck and please her like never before with the Stimulator!
• If I had called you, would you still be dead?
• I figured things would be okay once the werewolf started to cry
• Much like what music wants to be
• Would you like an OS with that?
• Never felt so much like singing the blues
• That would be me
• I thought paper cuts were like lightning
• Would you like a cup of coffee?
• I would like to buy you a drink
• If you existed I would never get out of bed
• What it's like to be free of the FBI
• Would you like to see me masticate?
• Would you mind never speaking to me again?
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
• She started to fall, and knew she would never come back
• The kinds of friends that books could never be
• Abbey Road should never be played on random
• a grief so strong I thought it would crush me there
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• If you would like to contact DMan
• You are talented; I would like to make love to you
• I'll never be the other woman
• I never thought I'd have something to say
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• silly, to not be in love at a rhyme like this
• Would you like to know more?
• I would like for love not to kill me, please
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• Where would America be without Canada?
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• she can't remember what it's like to be found
• I never metajoke I didn't like
• I never thought a picture could cause so much pain
• leaving dust like unspoken years never to come
• Without tears, the soul would never know a rainbow
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• It is not known why a goose would be used in this manner
• what I thought was going to be a turtleneck turned out to be a dickey
• Perhaps you would like to meet your evil twin!
• love like you've never been hurt
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
• Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
• Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
• Things never were what they used to be
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• non-standard analysis will never be mainstream
• On what it is like to be so crazy you can't sleep
• Be Yourself, said the buxom blonde. Just Like Everyone Else
• If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
• Home I'll never be
• Never be without remembrance of Him
• I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
• There's got to be a way to make it sweeter, a little more like lemon meringue
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• How would you like it if they took your subculture and made it a theme night?
• If you would like to hear a duck quack, press 7
• How to disappear completely and never be found
• Working in a library is never as much fun as you think it might be.
• Why Deeahblita will never be late again
• For one thing, he was sure his granny would never have used smack.
• Never give an order you know will not be obeyed
• I like to be reminded this city survives because of these machines.
• what would you like?
• I would really like to beat the crap out of someone
• I would love for you to come to me with Christmas lights around your head, late night like a ghost
• Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
• She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
• This would be easier if we did it backwards

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