• Never get into a staring contest with a Pikachu
• why i could never live in the city
• The kinds of friends that books could never be
• If you existed I would never get out of bed
• A little child could never kill this clean
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• Suspended in wonder at a world I could never understand
• I could never date someone who hasn't committed a major felony
• My father never made promises he could not keep. My father never promised anything.
• You thought the silent treatment was as cold as it could get
• Never get involved in a land war in Asia
• we could get lost in the fall
• You can never get away from yourself
• Get over the self-absorbed "I'll never sell out" rhetoric
• I never get mail
• If only I could get into her head
• nodeshells that could never be satisfactorily filled
• You'll never get away with this!
• If I really loved you, you'd never get so close.
• She could hit four octaves above high-C, but she never performed in public
• I never thought a picture could cause so much pain
• an invitation to be everything you never thought you could be
• Avoiding sexually transmitted disease
• How to crack root and not get caught
• Thursday
• Last night I could not sleep because of the noise in my head
• I could keep my sexuality private
• Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever?
• "It could use a space ship," said the angel
• If we could build things out of concepts, I'd have pants made of lust
• I'd like it here if I could leave and see you from a long way away
• What's The Worst That Could Happen?
• I can't think of anyone who could appreciate more than me your eyes and your voice
• Just as it could not imprison itself with laws, impoverish itself with money or misguide itself with leaders, so it would not misrepresent itself with signs.
• Penn and Teller Get Killed
• Get In Shape Girl
• Get around
• Get a real computer!
• The Get Up Kids
• Darth Everything mistakenly gets a role in a porno
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• I don't care about society, it just gets in the way of my individual freedom
• Do we even get one whole egg in a breakfast hockey puck?
• How to get your girlfriend to play EverQuest
• Getting a free case of beer
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• Why it seems you get good ideas when you're stoned
• I'm with Suneeta this evening, last time before we get engaged
• How to get drunk when in Norway
• Need to get out more
• Death Gets A Website
• at least in dreams when shit gets ugly you can still fly and whistle
• Sitting close enough that he gets the idea
• It takes 30 minutes to get anywhere
• how to get into UCLA
• How to lose weight and get a flat stomach
• Where The Shock Sets In And The Stomach Acid Finds A New Way To Make You Get Sick
• We're flawed because we want so much more. We're ruined because we get these things and wish for what we had.
• hang ten
• What if it never happened?
• I'm never watching the Today Show again
• Never Volunteer
• I never really enjoyed destroying cities
• Summer never answers when you call
• Without tears, the soul would never know a rainbow
• The Week Never Starts Round Here
• Letters I've written, never meaning to send
• You who never arrived
• Sketch me with charcoal. A pencil will never do, Argenis.
• Never Bet the Devil Your Head
• Fermat will never find solace of yes
• Never Yawn or Say A Commonplace Thing
• My love will never die
• never again is what you swore the time before
• interactive fiction never died
• forever falling, but never losing altitude
• Pea soup every Thursday
• could
• I wish I had the magic words that could take pain away
• Do the simplest thing that could possibly work
• Oh, that it were so simple. That I could just utter those words.
• I was thinking I could clean up for Christmas
• I wish I could eat the salt off of your lost faded lips
• I joined the Army in order to die, and they sent me where I could die
• we could make sandwiches
• Get your filthy hands off my desert
• How to get rid of a telemarketer
• if it breaks, you get to keep both pieces
• Realizing just as the drunken brawl gets going that this time, *you* are the asshole
• The best places to get your books
• It's not a great feat for a smart person to get into a good school
• Rape committed by women
• What can I get for you? What do you need?
• The game where you get to shoot people on TV
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• How to Get Ahead in Advertising
• Getting a site banned from Google
• I get knocked down, but I get up again
• Be a Dumbass, Get a Cookie
• Get a Move on
• How to get Apache to be a bit more secretive
• get passive
• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• Wait Till Your Father Gets Home
• Get a telecommunications degree and we'll videoconference.
• YOU MIGHT GET LOST
• Get your dirty mind off my future
• Thanh Hang (user)
• No matter what I did to fix it, the damn thing never got everything right
• I'll never be the one to force my parents into an "old age" home
• I Never Knew You
• Never quite at home in the world
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• Never Kill a Boy on the First Date
• I never saw a Moor
• Questions you never asked, but now that I mention it, yeah, that's a good point
• Because I've never been able to make anything beautiful
• E2 guide to music you've never heard of
• Never work in a grocery store
• There will never be another you
• I will be your Berlin Wall, and I will never fall
• non-standard analysis will never be mainstream
• Oceania has never been at war
• Old men never die, they just spout poetry
• Why do Rulers employ Viziers? It never ends well.
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• Never fear, Anastasia
• Kissing Thursday
• I wish I could sleep on my back
• What could you possibly tell Hostess?
• If I Could Say Mother
• I could lie like this forever
• You could distinguish Miles from Coltrane.
• maybe you could hide things in a hole
• Get your rocks off
• Let's Get Killed
• Get a bit chopped
• Get out the crying towel
• Getting what you want from disgruntled lab techs
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• Gravity really gets me down
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• Get Off My Land
• Now that there is no hell, evil folks like you just get reincarnated as McDonald's register jockeys
• What you see is what you get
• An easy way to get out of going to church
• Unscrewing a bottle cap
• You are going to need to get a big princess type dress. I CANNOT fight for the honor of someone wearing cowgirl pjs
• I've fallen and I can't get up!
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Wearing embarrassing underwear is the best way to get laid
• How to get hormones
• The Closer I Get
• Type my letter, get my coffee, suck my dingdong
• (I) Get Lost
• Privacy Is Dead - Get Over It
• People can get stuff here that they can't get anywhere else.
• How to Get to Heaven from Jacksonville, FL
• Things that hang from people's mirrors
• Seven words you can never say on television
• Born, never asked
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• Never Join a CD Club
• A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
• Love means never having to say you're sorry
• Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
• Never Smile at a Crocodile
• The sun never sets on the British Empire
• Never The End (user)
• Never Been Kissed
• Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you
• Why the regionally acclaimed 12-year-old composer never wrote music again
• Never Ending Summer
• That too long hour never dim enough until sleep
• go ugly early and you'll never go home alone
• Never Learn Not To Love
• Maundy Thursday
• Could you give a little turtle a shot?

If you Log in you could create a "I never could get the hang of Thursdays..." node. If you don't already have an account, you can register here.