• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• Lying, cheating, cunt of a person: Hi, that'll be me.
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• If God had a cunt you'd be God
• Starving in the greenhouse
• I'm not homophobic but...
• I am going to try to figure out a way to get into your cunt castle
• Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
• I'm cold, but I'm happy
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
• I'm not a rocket scientist, but
• Cunt
• I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
• I'm claiming the right to be unhappy
• I'm dreaming it so it must be true
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• I might not believe in God, but I sure as hell believe in the power of prayer
• I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
• Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
• Local authority homeless persons units are populated by cunts
• I'm going to be a Dad
• The Enigmatic Head of They Might Be Giants
• Being a dickhead
• The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
• It's memories that I'm stealing, but you're innocent when you dream
• Hello, I'm your fucking daughter
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• It is not our noise at all, but we are lucky to be listening
• I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
• For Nicholas, wherever he might be now
• Anal Cunt
• You might be a moogle...
• I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)
• Nicotine might not be the most harmful ingredient of tobacco
• I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
• This ocean is angry but I might live through it
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• The zombie revolution will not be televised. But it will be tweeted.
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• If someone wants to do something and it isn't hurting you... DON'T BE A FUCKING DICK
• Notes on What's What and on What it Might be Reasonable to do about Whats What
• you just might be evil
• This world might be saved, if only for the children
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• She might not need me. But then again she might.
• Red cunt hair
• I'm going to be a programmer!
• A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
• Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• Selfish Cunt
• You might be a Michigander
• Hello, I'm fucking your daughter
• I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty)
• I beg of you, cradle my head so that I might be with you forever
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• Tickle your ass with a feather?
• You might be a Mormon
• yeah, I know you wanted it to be about fucking
• I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
• Look out, men, she's got a cunt!
• Working in a library is never as much fun as you think it might be.
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• I'm not fucking bored
• I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty) - II
• We couldn't be anywhere else but here
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Men are designed to be good hunters, but it's women who are born killers
• Cunt Coloring Book
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• Why wiring your own phone line might not be a good idea
• How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
• It ought to be broad daylight, but the shadow that envelops the story shows no signs of brightening
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
• Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
• But I'm a Cheerleader
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• You might be a Washingtonian
• Your dog might be evil...
• I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
• You Might Think It's Sexual But Actually It's Not
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• cunt (user)
• Goddamnit, man, it's like this shit knows what I'm fucking thinking
• Working in a greenhouse is sometimes as much fun as you think it might be.
• I Might Be Wrong
• He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• they does not know what it might be to live without them
• You suckers still fucking node, but your noding wisdom. My bad.
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
• siraj gay cunt (user)
• That'd be the butt, Bob
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• Hot pursuit
• The life you're fucking with may not be your own
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
• I may be a trenchie bitch, but you forget we wear combat boots!
• Things to consider if you think someone might be dead
• OMG!!1 I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED AGAIN
• I'm not a god, but I'm working on it
• The Dinner Party
• If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
• I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• Your god might be evil....
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• I'm tone-deaf, but it's okay
• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• Things to consider if you think you might be a cartoon character
• Beware! This might be reality!
• words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
• The Powers of the Gods, and how they might constructively be used.
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• You noders still fucking suck, but your needing my wisdoms bad
• I'm not racist but...
• All Sun readers are stupid cunts
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• Don't be an IM phantom
• I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
• I'm nothing but a flower falling off a winter stem
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• Adam fell that men might be
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• untie the boat and turn on the water i'm gone i'm gone i'm gone but it's alright
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• Things to consider if you might be talking to an alien
• I'm not doing it just to be weird
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• I'm not one to be had for the wanting, Sir
• I always sound Irish when I'm trying to be charming
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• excuse the pencil but I'm inkless
• Motherfucking cunt!! the Earthman bellowed
• They Might Be Giants
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• Why fab might be going on an all-smoothie diet soon
• I'm poor, but I'm happy
• I'm fucking addicted, OK?
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• Not to die but to be reborn...
• Think of something you always wanted to do, but are afraid of. Do it today.
• Damn everything but the circus!
• But I have seen the sun just once
• How to assassinate a third world despot with only a butt plug and a litre of raspberry coulis
• It is not instruction, but provocation, that I can receive from another soul.
• It's like this train. It can't run anywhere but where its rails take it.
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.

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