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• Point-Counterpoint: Just because I'm gay and you're a guy doesn't mean I want you
• Why some guys don't pick up on hints from women
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• I want anime hair, and then some
• Everything you wanted to know about hamsters, and then some!
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• Some times your elders may know what they're talking about
• Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
• Why I don't want The Perfect Guy
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• That phone call you don't want to make
• Well at least this time I don't think you're dying.
• I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
• If you don't want us to look at your breasts, don't shove them in our faces
• I don't think I would want to date her now, anyway
• I'm a crack whore, and I don't care
• I don't want a terrorist fighting for my cause
• Dos and Don'ts For Talking to Children About Abuse
• if you don't stop laughing I'm going to pour Mountain Dew on your bed
• stupid girl questions, fighting about money, and other ways to waste time
• This is going to waste your time because its about Martin
• Take me drunk, I'm home
• You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk
• Mike the talking chicken finds out some disturbing shit (fiction) mp3 (recording)
• Why I'm giving up on boys
• Then you could make out every time there's a Jewish holiday!
• Aw, Mom, ya know I'm not like other guys; I'm nervous and my socks are too loose
• Waste of Time
• Women want me when I'm taken
• I know what I'm talking about
• Stop saying "religion" when you mean "a particular religion about which I'm bitter"
• I'm not talking about
• That sweet voice is the means of your coup, and I'm on the retreat
• I'm tired of all this, I just wanted the damned E2 Poster (document)
• I don't want to fall so easily
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• If you don't want thorns, choose roses
• Things you don't want to hear from your bank
• I don't want to see her
• Don't node drunk
• I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• Things people don't want to hear
• I don't know what Christmas means anymore
• Just because she's nice to you doesn't mean she wants to fuck you
• It don't mean anything moves
• "for the last time: Up here they don't wear Lederhosen!": A christmassy eurotrash nodermeet.
• Hype: The Time Quest
• Frankenstein Wastes A Minute Of Our Time
• I don't always want you to be nice
• i don't want to think about it anymore
• I don't want to go to work. I want to stay home and play with Stormtroopers.
• times when i have said: i wanted to write
• and then i drew some words for you
• The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
• Some Time in New York City
• I Want A Fat Babe (a parody)
• Mike the talking chicken finds out some disturbing shit
• Some guy named Chris (user)
• Waste not, want not
• I'm a decent guy's worst nightmare
• Crazy People Always Think I'm the Sweetest Guy
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Don't want sex, be sexual
• I'm building the bridge in stone this time, lest someone drop a torch.
• Don't Fear the Fat
• Mean solar time
• Pink lemonade, Clementine, I don't want to leave this place without you
• Don't be an IM phantom
• The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time: Master Quest
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• Who i think about when i dont want to smile
• Admitting diagnosis: Old guy, don't know
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• Drunk Lady meets Smarmy Guy
• awesome fat guy (user)
• I'm giving it all she's got, Captain!
• What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
• What time do you call this, then?
• The kinda guy whose SO wants to install a video camera in his head
• i kissed her one last time, then walked out of her life forever
• I'm a big mean censor, and I'm here to mess up all your fun
• Friends don't let friends drive drunk
• I don't want children
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• I don't want to die
• I Don't Want to Go to Mexico
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• I'm insensitive, and I don't know anything
• I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
• If I can't win I don't want to play
• Friends don't let friends node drunk
• Why don't people wear pajamas all the time?
• Mean Time Between Failures
• She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
• One thing you don't want is a thaw
• It means whatever you want it to mean
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• Why you don't want to piss her off
• I don't want a label
• How to time waste at work
• Come back safe; we don't want any dead heroes in this family
• I don't get many things right the first time
• Never point a gun at anything you don't want to kill
• I don't need to read, I'm a writer
• Anecdote involving a toilet and a drunk guy
• I'm never getting drunk again
• The Drunk Guy on a Cliff Puzzle
• Some Other Time
• funny fat guy who dies
• Some guy tried to buy drugs from me last night
• I'm the Bad Guy
• This is the time. The time was now. And now is then. This was the time.
• I think I'm turning into a guy
• I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• I'm with Suneeta this evening, last time before we get engaged
• Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• Don't piss into the wind unless you want to get wet
• I'm talking about the kind of love that keeps you alive.
• If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
• Words that don't mean the same as they used to
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• Don't hate me because I'm evil
• Being a dickhead
• I don't want a calculator
• I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• I'm related to people I don't relate to
• Space Quest 4
• Why is it that the voice that you don't want to hear always seems the loudest?
• Sometimes I don't want to understand people
• I can quit any time I want
• But I Don't Want To Take Over The World
• Damn beer can taste exceptional some times!
• Solution to the Drunk Guy on a Cliff Puzzle
• some drunk magic
• You want some more?
• fat guys
• Fat Guy (user)
• Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun.
• These guys are cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet
• I'm acquiring more bottles, tubes, and jars as time goes on
• I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
• I don't want the world, I just want your half
• Saying what you don't mean
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• I'm starting to think I was a waste of a perfectly good placenta
• I don't want to be alone
• Greenwich Mean Time
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• don't waste punctuation
• You shouldn't waste a girl's time
• The fact that you don't understand this doesn't mean it isn't art
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• I Don't Want What You Got Goin' On
• We don't want YOUR kind here!
• If the wibbly thing is part of your anatomy, I guarantee you don't want the cat batting at it or licking it.
• Where I'm Calling From, A Grand Don't Come For Free
• Things men want when they're drunk
• No, and I've always wanted to go. I memorized the inscription one time in school.
• Crawling, on the planet's face. Some insects, called the Human Race. Lost in time, and lost in space... and in meaning.
• The 'Time to make the donuts' guy
• More than a mouthful is a waste
• Girl All The Bad Guys Want

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