• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• Starving in the greenhouse
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• Of the mirror of the universe be the part that is densest, most useful and least apparent
• Things to consider if you might be talking to an alien
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• They Might Be Giants
• Governments cannot be trusted with our personal information
• Why fab might be going on an all-smoothie diet soon
• Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• Everything will be required of us, and everything will be given
• Not to die but to be reborn...
• It's mean to hide a kitten in a puppy's butt
• Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
• I didn't mean to write this, but this is how it came out
• What does it mean to be religious?
• I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• The Enigmatic Head of They Might Be Giants
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• I might not believe in God, but I sure as hell believe in the power of prayer
• Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• It is not our noise at all, but we are lucky to be listening
• For Nicholas, wherever he might be now
• You might be a moogle...
• Nicotine might not be the most harmful ingredient of tobacco
• How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
• Information wants to be free
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• The zombie revolution will not be televised. But it will be tweeted.
• This ocean is angry but I might live through it
• When you know things are just meant to be
• Notes on What's What and on What it Might be Reasonable to do about Whats What
• you just might be evil
• This world might be saved, if only for the children
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
• Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• Information wants to be paid
• She might not need me. But then again she might.
• You might be a Michigander
• I beg of you, cradle my head so that I might be with you forever
• You might be a Mormon
• Information cannot be owned
• Working in a library is never as much fun as you think it might be.
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
• We couldn't be anywhere else but here
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• What does it mean to be free?
• Men are designed to be good hunters, but it's women who are born killers
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• Why wiring your own phone line might not be a good idea
• How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
• It ought to be broad daylight, but the shadow that envelops the story shows no signs of brightening
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• You might be a Washingtonian
• Your dog might be evil...
• Working in a greenhouse is sometimes as much fun as you think it might be.
• Information wants to be deleted
• I Might Be Wrong
• He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• You Might Think It's Sexual But Actually It's Not
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• they does not know what it might be to live without them
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• That'd be the butt, Bob
• What it means to be a human and what are we worth?
• Hot pursuit
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• I may be a trenchie bitch, but you forget we wear combat boots!
• Things to consider if you think someone might be dead
• Help wanted. No previous experience necessary. Martyrdom not required but highly suggested.
• If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
• I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• Your god might be evil....
• Things to consider if you think you might be a cartoon character
• Beware! This might be reality!
• words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
• The Powers of the Gods, and how they might constructively be used.
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• Information doesn't want to be anything
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• Adam fell that men might be
• Using "Open Source" when you mean "Collaborative"
• mean free path
• On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection : Chapter VI-C
• I wanna be your dog
• Your end is driving my means.
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• Micro or macro, we have the means to kill you
• Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
• Any song can be a love song
• Heroes of Might & Magic
• To be at loggerheads
• The home I might dwell inside
• Shouldn't we be praying to Satan?
• Land of the free (some assembly required)
• Lessons learned from the rap industry may or may not serve a useful purpose in everyday life
• Be a problematic duck over there
• Not all disagreements have to be a flame war
• Having sex in the shower ought to be outlawed
• It couldn't be
• The Teach Yourself to be a Dummy in 24 Hours Bible
• I want to be a pirate when I grow up
• I find evolution to be a woefully inadequate theory until it can explain the following:
• Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
• How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
• I'm not doing it just to be weird
• Heterosexist norms make it tough for gays to be themselves
• So you want to be a star?
• It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
• Fellatio and Cunnilingus should be Olympic Events
• Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
• TV can be a good thing
• Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• Paid to be nice
• This will be the hardest thing you ever do
• Why Can't This Be Love
• Remember what it's like to be learning a musical instrument
• Freedom is free of the need to be free
• Eat And Be Merrie: A Tasty E2 Bakesale Fundraiser
• I will be your Berlin Wall, and I will never fall
• ull be late (user)
• I'm not one to be had for the wanting, Sir
• Maybe tomorrow we'll be on that plane.
• And then Satan said, Let there be cricket ball.
• throw them away; there will be individually-wrapped replacements
• Sometimes it be's that way
• Is it as it is to do or is it as it is to be?
• To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target
• Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
• I always sound Irish when I'm trying to be charming
• If your wish be to close me
• Be Nice
• The Children's Story... (but not just for children)
• But what are they really thinking?
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• Push butt: Rub hands under arm
• But where the bones had landed, things began to grow
• I see it on the TV and I laugh out loud, but it's the way I feel right now.
• Nowhere to go but down
• All bastards are bastards, but some bastards is bastards
• I may dream in technicolor, but I trip the fuck out in old-school black and white
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• Anyone but Bush 2004
• Ghosts can laugh, but they're already dead
• So many were frozen, but you we kept warm
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• scarred but sexy (user)
• I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
• untie the boat and turn on the water i'm gone i'm gone i'm gone but it's alright
• Here in the dark, nothing is real but time
• In Which Ethel Gao Gets Off His Butt and Accepts the Call
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• The Information
• Information you don't need
• interpersonal attraction in the information age
• commercial news and information sources

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