Findings:
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
- Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
- Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
- the leaves fell like raindrops when you touched the earth
- It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
- What does a candle's flame look like when it burns in space?
- What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
- Let's run away to where the shooting stars fall and meet them when they land
- You are brave and wonderful even when they nuke the damn thing.
- They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
- Too many people say nothing when they mean "I love you"
- For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
- Tricks girls use to look like they swallow
- When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
- When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
- I thought ALL women looked for a wedding ring when they talked to ANY man
- Things are more like they are now than they ever were before
- I will love them all even after they are long gone
- I would have liked thunder when she left
- Even your mother will probably bite your tree hand when you destroy all gravity
- Writers don't look for their big breaks. They write them.
- I can't remember when I fell but I love it down here
- Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
- Right-wing doesn't automatically mean racist
- My breasts are lame, they don't even have a built-in minibar
- When you blow out like a dead star
- When you fly like thunder, I am reminded of Icarus and Bellerophon. How does your myth end?
- When the moon is grinning, looking like a bowl of milk
- Scientist hits head on curb joke
- How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
- When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
- Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
- When I'm wearing a bonnet and sipping pretend tea with Miss Ponykins and Zippy the Ugly Zebra, that's when I feel the most like a man
- fuck it, I love you even if I'm gonna feel like shit
- Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
- How would you like it if they took your subculture and made it a theme night?
- What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
- Eye contact at a distance
- Children are people readers and they know when you are fiction
- If all you have is a hydrogen bomb, everything looks like the moon
- They hit each other, like fucking Christ intended!
- In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
- Everybody Eats When They Come to My House
- When left long enough, students will always discuss cartoons they watched as kids
- When I growl, the sound echoes like thunder all through the valleys and woodlands, and children tremble with fear, and women cover their heads with their aprons, and big men run and hide.
- they seem each like a smile of great sweetness
- Were You There When They Crucified My Lord?
- If you want somebody's heart, catch it when they cut it out
- The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
- How can a man stand when they cut off his feet?
- They moved like a river
- The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
- When people say "All-American", they seldom mean me.
- Her eyes were gray like a storm, and even more dangerous
- when they take my blood
- Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
- Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
- Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
- when your pet starts to feel like a person
- You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
- Feeling like you're moving when you're really sitting still
- I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
- I like my breasts the way they are
- I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- I love you, even when I am heartless
- If the only tool you have is a hammer, then everything looks like a nail
- If the only tool you have is a hammer, everything looks like a hardware catalog
- It's hard to hide a hard-on when you're dressed like Minnie Pearl.
- They Will Burn like Streaks of Gasoline on a Lawn
- Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
- If the only sexual organ you have is a penis then everything looks like a vagina
- I will love them all when everyone else is long gone
- They dropped like flakes, they dropped like stars
- We all know what beautiful eyes are like, what they do to you.
- The hostages wrote thank you cards to their captors when they got home.
- When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
- When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
- The fading of love is like leaves crunching under you in the autumn
- i like my body when it is with your
- Your words are delicious and enticing, and I would save them all like love letters
- They hum like angels
- I used to fly like peter pan, all the children flew when I touched their hands
- I like it when I dream of her. It's the only time we get to talk.
- Where do they keep the car keys when they transport cars?
- they see in me a man that is empty, in need of love. that will not hurt them.
- When they come they'll eat the fat ones first
- When they cut through the mountains to lay highways
- When I too long have looked upon your face,
- All my friends are nonconformists. They all dress like me.
- I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
- Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
- Painting a rock to make it look more like a rock
- They walk around her like she is in danger of breaking
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
- There are times when they seem to be right
- They say all you need is love, but chocolate doesn't hurt either.
- When I get like this
- Once when I got like this I thought I was building a boat
- People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
- When you kill people they die
- Children who are born blind still smile when they are happy
- When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
- Beliefs become religious when they become self-referential
- People don't flail when they die
- Who needs love when you can have death?
- The night when I felt like speaking my mind
- I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
- The four problems of surgery, how they were overcome, and when
- If you want somebody's heart, catch it when they pour it out
- It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
- What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about
- Late-night rally driving on the beach, or: Run like Hell when the cops come
- But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
- some summers they drop like flies
- No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
- I would love for you to come to me with Christmas lights around your head, late night like a ghost
- There are many like it, but this one is mine
- How to do nothing, and still look like a hard worker
- Like hating water, but living in the lowlands
- It's like this train. It can't run anywhere but where its rails take it.
- She wore a bit more makeup than he generally liked
- They could have sprung 50 cents for a connector
- We have divided among us, like thieves, the treasure of nights and days.
- When there's nothing left to burn, you have to set yourself on fire
- Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
- Love is like oxygen
- You are talented; I would like to make love to you
- I love you, but you've just got to leave and not come back. Ever.
- The kids round here look just like shadows, always quiet, holding hands
- The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
- Even the moon likes to change her colors
- How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
- They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
- When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
- If you don't like it, leave
- It is her name that I think of when I think about being in love.
- Silence leaves when it's ready
- My aunt doesn't like them
- it looks like rain
- She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
- I want them to go out as unseen as they came
- The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
- They are all pretty but fading.
- I'm not like you. I'm loved.
- You may want to look into the possibility that you too are acting like a dick.
- A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
- When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
- A time when a gun might have been helpful
- When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
- a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
- I have a sick mind. I like to pleasure myself with a hockey stick while gargling with pureed baby.
- Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
- They will run away and leave us forlorn and empty
- Looks Like Rain
- When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
- Where are all the menstrual huts when you need them?
- Where the headstones will read like love letters.
- i remember reading this but i can't remember if i liked it or not
- My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
- Do you even realize how much your spirit illuminates? It is like stars.
- What did you love when you were a kid?
- They Love Each Other
- when all the white horses have broken free
- The streets are old and dirty and old and I like them
- Enya Sucks So Much More When It's 4:00am at Wal-Mart
- Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
- I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
- our love is like water
- War is hell but men like it
- They Prayed to their Code To Give them Light
- We Looked Like Giants
- I would like to have emotions
- How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
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